The Death of Mreps and Muc

Sad news for the world. Mreps and Muc have died in an aircrash of the coast of Bermuda. Their death will be missed by some.

And so, this blog comes to an end.

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Mreps and Muc Invite Professor Sinep To Discuss The Dinosaur Revolution (FINALE)

Todays supposed to be the day we discuss the final awesome moments of the dinosaur revolution but since Haikal's gotta do his assignments and I'm basically just a persona of his imagination, lets cut this short. Tenaur opens portal to the Hearation Belt. Takes asteroid. Uses it to destroy the robot pirate raptor army and thus ending the dinosaur race in the process.

THE END

Mreps and Muc Invite Professor Sinep To Discuss The Dinosaur Revolution (PART TWO)

The dinosaur revolution had begun with the rebel group Scrotum of Power achieving victory over their Pig Ape Things masters. However, the Pig Ape Things were just vessels for the real supreme leaders of the evil empire, Mreps and Muc. Whakka Chakka had taught the war over and most of the dinosaurs had taken over the repeallant systems of their former defeated masters. Word had reached Mreps and Muc and they in turn sent zombie ninja assassins to deal with Whakka Chakka.

During the celebration of the newborn son of Whakka Chakka, Gregory Tenaur (so named after the relic of thunder found in the ruins of Archanzer), the zombie ninja assassins who hid themselves in the presents being bestowed toward Whakka Chakka's newborn emerged from their hiddie hole and massacred everyone at the party. No one was spared or as they taught. Under the dead bodies, only one survivor remained, which was Gregory Tenaur who would later be found and raised by the legendary monster Chutlu. Under the guidance of Chutlu, Tenaur would later revive the Scrotum of Power and become their fearless leader (see pic).

Mreps and Muc had spent the last 20 years amassing an army of robot pirate raptors and as long as the army was around, the revolution would be over. But Gregory Tenaur had a plan. A plan that involved taking control of an asteroid and thus using it to destroy the robot pirate army.

Mreps and Muc Invite Professor Sinep To Discuss The Dinosaur Revolution (PART ONE)

The question we must ask ourselves is why. Why is my left ball bigger than my right or why is sodium chloride equivalent to mysophic disorder? And in this instance, why did the dinosaurs revolt against Mreps and Mucs Empire that was founded in the time of instance?

Before we delve into the foremost cause, let us view what exactly happened in the last moments of: THE DINOSAUR REVOLUTION.

Dinosaur revolutionary leader, Gregory Tenaur suicidally commandeered an asteroid by developing a portal into the infamous Hearotion Belt and led it into the capital of the Mreps and Muc Empire with hopes of halting the 6 million strong genetically altered robot pirate raptors from crushing the resistance. The calculations were wrong and instead of wiping out the empire, the subsequent blast wiped out the dinosaurs too. Mreps and Muc escaped by physically evolving themselves into sentinel monoliths to escape the volatile Earth. They would later return, bringing the beings known as 'Humans' from the planet Mars.

Why did the revolution happen? In a nutshell, the Empire that Mreps and Muc built became the most established empire formally due to the formation of classes or estates that would govern the foundations of political and economical standards within the empire. It was a very efficient system based on the then pleisaurus neurological pattern. However, the system came at the cost of labour. Labour that was derived from the lowest circles of the system, the dinosaurs.

The dinosaurs were what kept the system on its balance. Above the dinosaurs were the Pig Ape Things that were so called Pig Ape Things because they looked like a pig fucked an ape. They would indirectly rule the dinosaurs to a certain level in keeping in tune the line of creation.

In the time of a few centuries later (the timeline is a bit fucked), dinosaurs would then develop something know as a soul. Or as we in the scientific community would like to call, a thing we use to trade for other things with the Devil. Using their new achieved souls, the dinosaurs rebelled against their Pig Ape Things masters and overthrew their reign. By infiltrating into the weapon storage and under the guidance of pterodactyl Whakka Chakka, the dinosaurs launched their attack on the Gardens of Creation where Pig Ape Thing ruler Leonardo the 43rd resided. Capturing Leonardo, the dinosaur rebels under the name and banner: The Scrotum Of Power presented a live execution of Leonardo. The entire species of Pig Ape Things died due to the disconnected power from their paternal/maternal leader.

The Scrotum Of Power taught they had won.

Little did they know is that it was only the beginning.

Mreps and Muc Attempt Moresome Poetry

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: We were thinking of continuing the 'Rebuilding the Empire' thing but something came up..

Muc: Yeah, apparently there's been another girl that's not interested in Mreps. And so he's gonna bore us again with another one of his poetry crap

Mreps: Thank you for that introduction Muc. And here it is

February 20th, during a party, it was the day we met
Never had I seen a girl so lovely, a sight to behold
The prettiest I'd ever see, thus far, thus yet
I thought to myself; how would this love story unfold?

I opened my heart to her, I let her in
And it seemed for awhile, it was perfect, I had hope
But hope makes life depressing
Hope creates fantasy, a fantasy world beyond what reality can cope

Hope is a lie
Hope creates lies
Hope creates delusion
Why do we need it?
We don't

Hope made me assume I was in her heart as well
That maybe we could be together in love
I was clearly under hope's spell
And hope made me into a fool, a fool in love

February 20th, I wondered how this story would end
Full of hope, full of love, full of life
Now I know, where my heart would stand
Now it stood in the path of the knife

My heart is cut
My heart is torn
My heart is shut
But through it all, my heart continues as it is reborn

Mreps: And there it is

Muc: And again I'll say. Its crap

Mreps: Thank you

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Rebuilding An Empire

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Remember that time eons ago when we used to rule the world?

Muc: I remember that like it was yesterday

Mreps: We had the most advanced empire the world had ever seen

Muc: Then the dinosaurs started their revolution by building a fussion bomb to blow the palace

Mreps: Too bad it backfired and killed them instead

Muc: Sucks to be a dinosaur

Mreps: You mean; sucks to 'have' been a dinosaur

Muc: Yes, indeed

Mreps: Its about time we rebuild our former empire

Muc: Indeed. In the next post, we should lay down the reasons why the dinosaurs revolted in the first place, so as to avoid another episode of such

Mreps: Indeed

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Unearth More Details About The Anonymous Retard Who Is Still Posting Up Shit In The C-box

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Today, the anonymous retard posted another gay rambling in the c-box under the name of Haikal and it has since been deleted

Muc: Again we tracked the IP address (128.95.212.90) and it brought us to the University of Washington..

Mreps: I'm guessing our man is a jerk off janitor working there that eats out of the toilet waste

Muc: That seems to be the most accurate identity basis for the suspect. What else can he be other than a lowlife janitor who lives in a shack with emotional insecurities. Probably uses the University computers to search up kiddie porn and alternatively post lewd comments in the c-box

Mreps: We're gonna track you down you faggot retard

Muc: I had sex with your wife of you ever had one

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Know Where The Retard Putting Up The Shit On C-box Is Putting The Shit Up CSI Style

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: It turns out that the anonymous retard putting up the gay shit on the c-box and defaming our names IP address is 71.197.155.158 (feel free to send viruses, spam, educational material as well as financial reports to said address) and we've tracked that IP to.. Washington, USA??

Muc: The IP address might be a fake or it might be real. Either way the IP has been banned from the c-box and the AIDS that he (or she, could be a hot female pornstar like April O'Neil) spreads

Mreps: Case motherfucking closed

Muc: Join us next time on how to catch anonymous faggot retards on the net

Mreps: And I'm your host Chris Hansen

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Who's The Retard Putting Up Shit On The C-box

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: The c-box has been deleted

Muc: After a continuous barrage of links to gay sites and overly obscene messages nonetheless

Mreps: Stupid fucking faggot motherfucking retard posting up retarded gay shit on the c-box

Muc: Who has the fucking time to do all that shit?

Mreps: Must be a motherfucking asshole who was raised in the sewers by HIV ass monkeys

Muc: And here's a message to you, you anonymous faggot motherfucker: I hope you die of fucking cancer

Mreps: I will pray to that

Muc: What the fuck do you want!? Fucking parasite

Mreps: I'm too fucking pissed to end this post the way we normally do

Muc: So am I

Mreps: This is an official fuck off and fuck you to that fucking anonymous retard

Muc: That has been brought to you by the Cannabis Temple

Mreps and Muc Discuss Haikal's April Fools Victims

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Here is the list of humans that were April Fooled by Haikal

Muc: Its a very short list

1. Haw Yang (I got into a car accident)
2. Zhen Ken Wong (I got into a car accident)
3. Ashley (Ken told her)
4. Benjamin (A restaurant blew up)
5. Benedict (A restaurant blew up)
6. Haw Yang (Low BCB results)
7. Khairil (Gang fight on the 6th floor)

Mreps: And there you go

Muc: Should have been more

Mreps: Still can't beat the old high school days

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits