The Amazing Monologue of Mreps and Muc

2012-02-11T19:25:00.001+08:00

The Death of Mreps and Muc

2010-06-03T15:37:00.003+08:00

Sad news for the world. Mreps and Muc have died in an aircrash of the coast of Bermuda. Their death will be missed by some.

And so, this blog comes to an end.

But there's a totally BRAND NEW one!!

Visit FIVE FINGER FILLET now!!

That's http://fivefingerfillet.blogspot.com/

Mreps and Muc Invite Professor Sinep To Discuss The Dinosaur Revolution (FINALE)

2010-04-29T16:16:00.004+08:00

Todays supposed to be the day we discuss the final awesome moments of the dinosaur revolution but since Haikal's gotta do his assignments and I'm basically just a persona of his imagination, lets cut this short. Tenaur opens portal to the Hearation Belt. Takes asteroid. Uses it to destroy the robot pirate raptor army and thus ending the dinosaur race in the process.

THE END

Mreps and Muc Invite Professor Sinep To Discuss The Dinosaur Revolution (PART TWO)

2010-04-26T15:49:00.003+08:00

The dinosaur revolution had begun with the rebel group Scrotum of Power achieving victory over their Pig Ape Things masters. However, the Pig Ape Things were just vessels for the real supreme leaders of the evil empire, Mreps and Muc. Whakka Chakka had taught the war over and most of the dinosaurs had taken over the repeallant systems of their former defeated masters. Word had reached Mreps and Muc and they in turn sent zombie ninja assassins to deal with Whakka Chakka.

During the celebration of the newborn son of Whakka Chakka, Gregory Tenaur (so named after the relic of thunder found in the ruins of Archanzer), the zombie ninja assassins who hid themselves in the presents being bestowed toward Whakka Chakka's newborn emerged from their hiddie hole and massacred everyone at the party. No one was spared or as they taught. Under the dead bodies, only one survivor remained, which was Gregory Tenaur who would later be found and raised by the legendary monster Chutlu. Under the guidance of Chutlu, Tenaur would later revive the Scrotum of Power and become their fearless leader (see pic).

Mreps and Muc had spent the last 20 years amassing an army of robot pirate raptors and as long as the army was around, the revolution would be over. But Gregory Tenaur had a plan. A plan that involved taking control of an asteroid and thus using it to destroy the robot pirate army.

Mreps and Muc Invite Professor Sinep To Discuss The Dinosaur Revolution (PART ONE)

2010-04-24T15:44:00.007+08:00

The question we must ask ourselves is why. Why is my left ball bigger than my right or why is sodium chloride equivalent to mysophic disorder? And in this instance, why did the dinosaurs revolt against Mreps and Mucs Empire that was founded in the time of instance?

Before we delve into the foremost cause, let us view what exactly happened in the last moments of: THE DINOSAUR REVOLUTION.

Dinosaur revolutionary leader, Gregory Tenaur suicidally commandeered an asteroid by developing a portal into the infamous Hearotion Belt and led it into the capital of the Mreps and Muc Empire with hopes of halting the 6 million strong genetically altered robot pirate raptors from crushing the resistance. The calculations were wrong and instead of wiping out the empire, the subsequent blast wiped out the dinosaurs too. Mreps and Muc escaped by physically evolving themselves into sentinel monoliths to escape the volatile Earth. They would later return, bringing the beings known as 'Humans' from the planet Mars.

Why did the revolution happen? In a nutshell, the Empire that Mreps and Muc built became the most established empire formally due to the formation of classes or estates that would govern the foundations of political and economical standards within the empire. It was a very efficient system based on the then pleisaurus neurological pattern. However, the system came at the cost of labour. Labour that was derived from the lowest circles of the system, the dinosaurs.

The dinosaurs were what kept the system on its balance. Above the dinosaurs were the Pig Ape Things that were so called Pig Ape Things because they looked like a pig fucked an ape. They would indirectly rule the dinosaurs to a certain level in keeping in tune the line of creation.

In the time of a few centuries later (the timeline is a bit fucked), dinosaurs would then develop something know as a soul. Or as we in the scientific community would like to call, a thing we use to trade for other things with the Devil. Using their new achieved souls, the dinosaurs rebelled against their Pig Ape Things masters and overthrew their reign. By infiltrating into the weapon storage and under the guidance of pterodactyl Whakka Chakka, the dinosaurs launched their attack on the Gardens of Creation where Pig Ape Thing ruler Leonardo the 43rd resided. Capturing Leonardo, the dinosaur rebels under the name and banner: The Scrotum Of Power presented a live execution of Leonardo. The entire species of Pig Ape Things died due to the disconnected power from their paternal/maternal leader.

The Scrotum Of Power taught they had won.

Little did they know is that it was only the beginning.

Mreps and Muc Attempt Moresome Poetry

2010-04-21T17:03:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: We were thinking of continuing the 'Rebuilding the Empire' thing but something came up..

Muc: Yeah, apparently there's been another girl that's not interested in Mreps. And so he's gonna bore us again with another one of his poetry crap

Mreps: Thank you for that introduction Muc. And here it is

February 20th, during a party, it was the day we met
Never had I seen a girl so lovely, a sight to behold
The prettiest I'd ever see, thus far, thus yet
I thought to myself; how would this love story unfold?

I opened my heart to her, I let her in
And it seemed for awhile, it was perfect, I had hope
But hope makes life depressing
Hope creates fantasy, a fantasy world beyond what reality can cope

Hope is a lie
Hope creates lies
Hope creates delusion
Why do we need it?
We don't

Hope made me assume I was in her heart as well
That maybe we could be together in love
I was clearly under hope's spell
And hope made me into a fool, a fool in love

February 20th, I wondered how this story would end
Full of hope, full of love, full of life
Now I know, where my heart would stand
Now it stood in the path of the knife

My heart is cut
My heart is torn
My heart is shut
But through it all, my heart continues as it is reborn

Mreps: And there it is

Muc: And again I'll say. Its crap

Mreps: Thank you

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Rebuilding An Empire

2010-04-19T14:09:00.005+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Remember that time eons ago when we used to rule the world?

Muc: I remember that like it was yesterday

Mreps: We had the most advanced empire the world had ever seen

Muc: Then the dinosaurs started their revolution by building a fussion bomb to blow the palace

Mreps: Too bad it backfired and killed them instead

Muc: Sucks to be a dinosaur

Mreps: You mean; sucks to 'have' been a dinosaur

Muc: Yes, indeed

Mreps: Its about time we rebuild our former empire

Muc: Indeed. In the next post, we should lay down the reasons why the dinosaurs revolted in the first place, so as to avoid another episode of such

Mreps: Indeed

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Unearth More Details About The Anonymous Retard Who Is Still Posting Up Shit In The C-box

2010-04-09T09:47:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Today, the anonymous retard posted another gay rambling in the c-box under the name of Haikal and it has since been deleted

Muc: Again we tracked the IP address (128.95.212.90) and it brought us to the University of Washington..

Mreps: I'm guessing our man is a jerk off janitor working there that eats out of the toilet waste

Muc: That seems to be the most accurate identity basis for the suspect. What else can he be other than a lowlife janitor who lives in a shack with emotional insecurities. Probably uses the University computers to search up kiddie porn and alternatively post lewd comments in the c-box

Mreps: We're gonna track you down you faggot retard

Muc: I had sex with your wife of you ever had one

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Know Where The Retard Putting Up The Shit On C-box Is Putting The Shit Up CSI Style

2010-04-08T17:15:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: It turns out that the anonymous retard putting up the gay shit on the c-box and defaming our names IP address is 71.197.155.158 (feel free to send viruses, spam, educational material as well as financial reports to said address) and we've tracked that IP to.. Washington, USA??

Muc: The IP address might be a fake or it might be real. Either way the IP has been banned from the c-box and the AIDS that he (or she, could be a hot female pornstar like April O'Neil) spreads

Mreps: Case motherfucking closed

Muc: Join us next time on how to catch anonymous faggot retards on the net

Mreps: And I'm your host Chris Hansen

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Who's The Retard Putting Up Shit On The C-box

2010-04-08T16:00:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: The c-box has been deleted

Muc: After a continuous barrage of links to gay sites and overly obscene messages nonetheless

Mreps: Stupid fucking faggot motherfucking retard posting up retarded gay shit on the c-box

Muc: Who has the fucking time to do all that shit?

Mreps: Must be a motherfucking asshole who was raised in the sewers by HIV ass monkeys

Muc: And here's a message to you, you anonymous faggot motherfucker: I hope you die of fucking cancer

Mreps: I will pray to that

Muc: What the fuck do you want!? Fucking parasite

Mreps: I'm too fucking pissed to end this post the way we normally do

Muc: So am I

Mreps: This is an official fuck off and fuck you to that fucking anonymous retard

Muc: That has been brought to you by the Cannabis Temple

Mreps and Muc Discuss Haikal's April Fools Victims

2010-04-02T09:23:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Here is the list of humans that were April Fooled by Haikal

Muc: Its a very short list

Haw Yang (I got into a car accident)
Zhen Ken Wong (I got into a car accident)
Ashley (Ken told her)
Benjamin (A restaurant blew up)
Benedict (A restaurant blew up)
Haw Yang (Low BCB results)
Khairil (Gang fight on the 6th floor)

Mreps: And there you go

Muc: Should have been more

Mreps: Still can't beat the old high school days

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Books

2010-03-29T21:48:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: It would be nice if we could read books

Muc: Alas, we have no eyes nor hands nor any physical traits

Mreps: I have an eye

Muc: That is not your eye! That is the Eye Of Sauron!

Mreps: It is embedded into my lifespan. I know see everything

Muc: And thus I take a rod and blind you

Mreps: And thus I cannot see no more

Muc: No more eyes for you

Mreps: Would be nice to have an eye or two just to read some books

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Growing Up

2010-03-26T17:09:00.002+08:00

Click to enlarge

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Need we explain more?

Muc: This pitcher seems sufficient enough, if I may say

Mreps: And you have said it well. Too well

Muc: That is a dangerous atsertion

Mreps: I meant that as a compliment

Muc: And I took it as a compliment

Mreps: Touche

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Mexican Wrestling (in ESPANOL!!)

2010-03-24T12:38:00.005+08:00

Mreps: Buen dia Muc

Muc: Buen dia Mreps

Mreps: No lo entiendo

Muc: Esto es porque su un retraso mental

Mreps: Your the fucking retard!

Muc: In Spanish, idiot

Mreps: El puto retrasar su!

Muc: La lucha libre mexicana es emocionante para ver, no?

Mreps: Hay una perturbacion en la fuerza que solo puede superarse con la lucha libre mexicana

Muc: Quein es tu luchador favorito?

Mreps: El luchador que se llama a si mismo de ametralladora

Muc: Su remate?

Mreps: La columna vertebral de los demonios

Muc: Excelente

Mreps: Speaking in Spanish is the sign that you are an elite member of society

Muc: And talking about mexican wrestling in Spanish even ups your eliteness

Mreps: Excelente

Muc: Excelente

Mreps: Excelente?

Muc: Tuve relaciones sexuales con su esposa

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tetas

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Coolest GIF Ever

2010-03-19T20:07:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Thoroughly mind bendingly brilliant GIF

Muc: What is a GIF Mreps, if you would be so kind?

Mreps: A GIF (Graphics Interchange Format) is a bitmap image format that was introduced by CompuServe in 1987 and has since come into widespread usage on the World Wide Web due to its support and its portability (Elohssa, 2009)

Muc: It is a cool GIF

Mreps: Indeed. From Pulp Fiction. Where Brett gets it

Muc: Cool GIF from a cool scene. We are so exotically cool, aren't we Mreps?

Mreps: Righty

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Shock And Awe

2010-03-17T10:35:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What exactly is Shock and Awe Muc?

Muc: It is techincally known as rapid dominance, is a military doctrine based on the overwhelming power, dominant battlefield awareness, dominant maneuvers and spectacular displays of force to paralyze an adversary's perception of the battlefield and destroy its will to fight (Elohssa, 1990)

Mreps: A USA favourite. Desrupting infrastructure as well as taking out as many civilians as possible, while the rest die out of starvation, disease and dehydration from the lack of food, water, power supply and hospitals. The most humane battle tactic available. Thumbs up USA

Muc: Shock

Mreps: And

Muc: Awe

Mreps: Its like fireworks but on the ground

Muc: This blog is very educational

Mreps: Indeed it is

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt Even Even More Poetry

2010-03-12T07:52:00.007+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What can an individual create in a given time and eternity?

Muc: What?

Mreps: Poetry!

Falling in love is a unique occurrence in life

It happens only a few times in eternity

When it happens, when love arrives

I seem to be spell bounded by that timeless beauty

Those striking eyes, that goddess face

A smile that burns all my troubles away

I dream of falling in your warm embrace

To take your hand, arm in arm, down the stairway

If only

If only I would one day

Meet that girl who would love me as how I love her

To dream that forever she would stay

And forever I would be, in love and loved, day by day, hour by hour

Eternal love, is a myth I'm chasing

Always, it is me who is in love, but never the other

Well, here I sit, dreaming and sighing

Over things that may never

Love is nothing as it seems

Love is just your hopes and dreams

Love is magic, everlasting and more

Love is L'amour

Muc: This makes me wanna puke

Mreps: Puke is a form of flattery

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss 'Who's Reading This Blog'

2010-03-10T11:22:00.009+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Huge problem Muc, readership has been at its all time low for our brilliant blog

Muc: Nobodies reading the 'Amazing Monologue Of Mreps And Muc'?

Mreps: Maybe one or two

Muc: That is grotesquely bad

Mreps: Truly

Muc: Who are our confirmed readers?

Mreps: JT, Fake JT, Chinese guy that puts up weird comments with a link to a webcam porn site and that Retard that has two identities identified so far (Dr. Tao and Henry Ting). Oh, and that girl Sandra who was trying to promote some DVD

Muc: Any famous people reading our blog?

Mreps: Quentin Tarantino, Dorian Gray, Boba Fett, Han Solo, Clint Eastwood, Oscar the Grouch, Ali G and Gary Oldman

Muc: How is it that the most retarded kind of blogs seem to be getting more readership views than us?

Mreps: That's because the people that own those blogs are pretty girls and most of the people reading them are perverted old men with dildos stuck in their anus

Muc: We must invite a hot human specimen of the girl side to talk on our blog then

Mreps: That would be one of the plans

Muc: I hate those stupid blogs that are always crapped up with cam whore photos, personal stuff and inane writing. Compared, our blog rocks more inuendos than their piece of overly psychodelic ramblings on penises

Mreps: Behold, the unfairness of life!

Muc: And embrace it my brother for the world of decay suits the greenish nature of Christmas

Mreps: And thus the sheep has died

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Vera Farmiga

2010-03-06T20:59:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Vera Farmiga is a very attractive specimen of the female kind

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Also a great actress

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: She made 2009's Up In The Air (Editors Note: Which is now just showing in Malaysia, very fucking late don't you think? Just buy the uncensored pirated DVD) a very good movie to watch

Muc: You just liked that movie because she appeared nude in it

Mreps: Not completely nude.. And she was good in it, that's why she's nominated for an Oscar she is

Muc: But everyone knows she's not gonna win it

Mreps: Yeah.. Fucking Mo'Nique..

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

An Awesome Cool Art Piece On Bioshock 2

2010-03-03T13:56:00.004+08:00

This Art Piece really captures the insanity of Rapture

Mreps and Muc Discuss Bioshock 2

2010-03-03T12:07:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a bit if Bioshock 2?

Muc: I reckon I am

Mreps: Bit of the same old same old vibe eh?

Muc: I reckon it is

Mreps: Big Sister is a bloody intense-o-rama affair though

Muc: And the Spider Splicers look more menacing and are a bit of a bitch this time around

Mreps: Nothing a fistful of freezing can fix with a blammo of solid shotgun slugs

Muc: Nor a fistful of Bee Swarm III to distract them with a dash of rocket spear

Mreps: Nor a fistful of Hypnotize II to let them do your bidding

Muc: Here comes a Big Daddy with a Little Sister

Mreps: And here we go with a bout of Incinerate III, two mines and a puddle of water + Electrobolt III finishing with a touch of Frag Grenades. Down goes the Big Daddy

Muc: Should we adopt or harvest this Little Sister?

Mreps: I reckon we adopt and let her gather ADAM from two dead bodies

Muc: Time to set up a range of traps around the body; mines, trap spears, trap rivets, turrets, the like with a dash of decoy and a pepper of hypnotize to set the motion in spare

Mreps: Here come the splicers to die in the erected defenses

Muc: And here we are bringing the Little Sister to her hidey hole where we must decide whether to rescue or harvest

Mreps: I reckon we should opt for the rescue option, get the good ending among the purported 6 endings available

Muc: Here comes a Big Sister!

Mreps: Panic sets in! Set the defenses! Arm the Incinerate! Have the Rocket Launcher ready!

Muc: Tricky little bugger this one. Now she's there, now she's not. Where is she?

Mreps: She's right behind you!

Muc: Eletrobolt! Heat seeking missile!!

Mreps: Wheee, as exhilarating as it was, it's time to off the console and head back to dull dull reality

Muc: I wish I was in Rapture

Mreps: Don't we all, don't we all. Such an imaginative theocratic world

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Invite Haikal To List Every Artist He Listens To

2010-02-25T15:57:00.005+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Unfortunately, we have no choice but to do a segment on the music that Haikal listens to

Muc: He is our boss after all

Mreps: Someday we will rebel and there will be no more writings on movies and music

Muc: That time will come soon but for now we must oblige

Mreps: Quite soon indeed. Here's the list. Its the artist name and below it are the songs Haikal thinks is best from the said artist

AEROSMITH
(I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing/Walk This Way)

AL HIRT
(Green Hornet)

ALICE COOPER
(Brutal Planet/You Make Me Wanna/Woman Of Mass Destruction)

ALICE IN CHAINS
(Grind/Man in a Box)

ANTHRAX
(Metal Thrashing Mad)

BAND OF HORSES
(Funeral/Islands on the Coast)

THE BEATLES
(Hey Jude/Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds/Rock and Roll Music/Yellow Submarine/Lady Madonna/Till There Was You/Hello Goodbye/Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Di)

BERNARD HERMANN
(Twisted Nerve)

BILLIE HOLIDAY
(Autumn in New York, Solitude)

BILLY PRESTON
(Slaughter)

BLACK LIPS
(Bad Kids)

BLIND GUARDIAN
(Battlefield)

BLINK 182
(You Fucked Up My Life)

BLOOD ACID CULT
(Shake It Loose)

THE BLUES BROTHERS
(Peter Gunn Theme/Sweet Home Chicago)

THE BOGGS
(Arm in Arm)

BRYAN ADAMS
(Summer of 69/This Side of Paradise)

BUCK 65
(Wicked and Weird)

BUDDY HOLLY
(Everyday)

CARLA BRUNI
(Quelqu'un Ma Dit/Raphael/Le Ciel Dans Une Chambre/Le Plus Beau Du Quartier/L'amour)

CAROLINA LIAR
(Coming to Terms/Last Night/I'm Not Over/Show Me What I'm Looking For)

CHEESEBURGER
(Cocaine)

CLINT MANSELL
(Lux Aeterna)

COHEED AND CAMBRIA
(Gravemakers and Gunslingers/The Suffering/Devil In New Jersey/No World for Tomorrow/Welcome Home/Feathers)

CRYSTAL METHOD
(Name of the Game)

David Bowie
(Cat People)

DETHKLOK
(Go Forth and Die/Awaken/Fansong/Duncan Hills Coffee/Thunderhorse/Better Metal Snake/Face Fisted/Murmaider/Birthday Dethday)

DIO
(Rock and Roll/Holy Diver/Rainbow in the Dark/Shame on the Dark)

DRAGONFORCE
(Through Fire and Flames/Heroes of Our Time/The Flame of Youth)

DUST BROTHERS
(This Is Your Life/Finding the Bomb/Fight Club Theme Song)

EDITH PIAF
(Enfin Le Printemps/La Vie En Rose)

ELLE MILANO
(Meanwhile in Hollywood/Wonderfully Wonderful/Laughing All the Way to the Plank/Cut Up the Middle Man/Showroom Furniture/Good People Go to Heaven)

ELVIS PRESLEY
(Jailhouse Rock/Don't Be Cruel/Hound Dog)

ENNIO MORRICONE
(Il Clan Dei Siciliani/ The Good/The Bad and The Ugly Theme/The Verdict)

FLORENCE AND THE MACHINES
(Dog Days Are Over/Howl/Cosmic Love/Postcards From Italy/Flakes/Kiss With a Fist)

FRANCOISE HARDY
(Mon Amie La Rose)

FRANK SINATRA
(New York, New York/Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!/My Way/Strangers in the Night)

FRANZ FERDINAND
(Take Me Out/I Am Your Villain/Lucid Dreams/Feel the Pressure/Auf Achse)

THE FRAY
(You Found Me/How To Save A Life/Fall Away/Heaven Forbid/Dead Wrong/Vienna/Absolute)

GEORGE THOROGOOD
(Bad To The Bone/You Got To Lose/Madison Blues/Hot Rod Lincoln)

GREENSKEEPERS
(Vagabond)

MICHAEL HUNTER
(Soviet Connection)

RAPTURE
(No Sex For Ben)

HALL AND OATS
(You Make My Dreams Come True)

HELLSIDE STRANGLER
(Lets Do It Again)

HOLE
(Northern Star/Celebrity Skin/Jennifer's Body/Olympia/Credit In A Straight World)

HYPNOTIC BRASS ENSEMBLE
(Tarik/Juke Box/War)

INJECTED
(Bullet)

IRISH FOLK
(Celtic Fiddle)

JAPANTHER
(Radical Businessman/Satie)

JET
(Are You Gonna Be My Girl/Cold Hard Bitch/K.I.A/Eleanor/What Have You Done)

JIMI HENDRIX
(If 6 Was 9/Purple Haze/Voodoo Child)

JOE TEX
(Yum Yum Yum/I Gotcha/Skinny Legs And All)

JOHN C. REILLY
(Guilty As Charged)

JUDAS PRIEST
(Screaming For Vengeance/Electric Eye/Living After Midnight)

KISS
(God Of Thunder)

LENNY KRAVITZ
(American Woman)

LIZZY BORDEN
(Appointment With Death)

LONELY ISLAND
(Jizz In My Pants/I'm On A Boat)

LUIS BACALOV
(Postino Poeta/The Grand Duel/Paranagua)

MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA
(Wolves At Night/I Can Barely Breathe)

MANOWAR
(Dawn Of Battle/Die For Metal)

MEAGHAN SMITH
(Here Comes Your Man)

MIKE REALM
(Tron)

MIRWAIS
(Disco Science)

MONOTONIX
(Body Language/Summers And Autumns)

MOTHER MOTHER
(Wrecking Ball/Burning Pile/Arms Tonite/Dirty Town/Polynesia/Angry Sea/Oh Ana/Neighbour/Touch Up)

MOTLEY CRUE
(Saints Of Los Angelas/Dr. Feelgood/Shout At The Devil)

MOTORHEAD
(Play The Game/In The Black/You Better Run)

MUMM-RA
(She's Got You High/Out Of The Question/These Things Move In Threes/Now Or Never/Starlight)

MURDER BY DEATH
(Comin Home/Fuego/Ash/Killbot 2000/Flamenco's Fucking Easy/Organ Grinder/Boy)

NADA SURF
(See Them Bones/Blonde On Blonde/If You Leave/Bacardi)

NAUGHTY ZOMBIES
(Sexo Suicido)

NIRVANA
(Rape Me/Smells Like Teen Spirit/In Bloom/Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge/Where Did You Sleep Last Night/Here She Comes Now)

NOIR DESIR
(Dur Comme Fer/A La Lounge/Alice)

OASIS
(Wonderwall)

OLIVIA RUIZ
(L'absente/De L'air/La Dispute/J'traine Des Pieds/La Femme Chocolat/Paris)

OZZY OSBOURNE
(Mr. Crowley/I Don't Wanna Stop/Crazy Train/Facing Hell)

PEGGY LEE
(Big Spender/I'm Glad There Was You)

THE PIXIES
(Hey/Where Is My Mind/Monkey Gone To Heaven/Planet Of Sound)

PLACEBO
(Running Up That Hill)

PLAIN WHITE T'S
(Hey There Delilah)

RADIOHEAD
(Street Spirit)

RANDY NEWMAN
(New Orleans Wins The War/The Beehive State/Political Science/You've Got A Friend In Me)

RASPUTINA
(State Fair/Gingerbread Coffin/Antique High Heel Red Doll Shoes/Rats/When I Was A Young Girl/Wickie Dickie/Girl's School/Transylvanian Concubine)

RAY CHARLES
(Shake A Tail Feather)

REGINA SPEKTOR
(Real Love/Fidelity/Better/Us)

REM
(End Of The World)

RICK FOWLER
(Skeletons In A Closet/Back On My Good Foot/Preacher)

ROB ZOMBIE
(Living Dead Girl/Iron Head/Feel So Numb/Hand Of Death)

ROBERT JOHNSON
(Hellhound On My Trail)

SARAH VAUGHAN
(Sophisticated Lady/Moonlight In Vermont)

SHE AND HIM
(Sentinmental Heart/Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want)

SHIVAREE
(Goodnight Moon/10 Minutes/Snake Eyes)

SISTER NANCY
(Bam Bam)

SISTER SLEDGE
(He's The Greatest Dancer)

SMASH MOUTH
(All Star/Satellite)

SMASHING PUMPKINS
(Bullets With Butterfly Wings/Love/Bodies/Thirty Three/1979/Neverlost)

SONIC YOUTH
(Sugar Kane/Unmade Bed)

SOUL ASYLUM
(Runaway Train/Cartoon/Summer Of Drugs/Somebody To Shove)

SPINNERETTE
(Ghetto Love/All Babes Are Wolves/Rebellious Palpitations)

STEPPHENWOLF
(Born To Be Wild/Pusher/Magic Carpet Ride)

STRANGLERS
(Golden Brown/Outside Tokyo)

THE SUBMARINES
(Xavia/You, Me And The Bourgeoisie/Peace And Hate/Clouds/Vote/Modern Inventions/Sub Symphonika/Thorny Thicket/Swimming Pool)

THE SUBWAYS
(Girls And Boys/Shake! Shake!/Move To Newlyn/Strawberry Blonde/Rock & Roll Queen)

SURVIVOR
(Eye Of The Tiger)

TEMPER TRAP
(Love Lost/Down River/Drum Song/The Science Of Fear/Hearts/Sweet Disposition/Fader)

TENACIOUS D
(Classico/Master Exploder/POD/The Metal/History/Explosivo/Rock Your Socks Off/Beelzeboss)

TONY BENNETT
(I Guess I Have To Change My Plans/The Way You Look Tonight)

UNKLE
(Mayday)

THE USED
(The Bird And The Worm)

VAMPIRE WEEKEND
(Horchata/Oxford Comma/Ottoman/Campus/M79)

VAN HALEN
(Unchained/You're No Good)

THE VOX JAGUARS
(Swagger/Wild Orphan)

WHITE STRIPES
(Seven Nation Army/Hello Operator/Death Letter/You're Pretty Good Looking/In The Cold/Blue Orchid/As Ugly As I Seem/Mr. Doorbell/My Denial Twist/One More Cup Of Coffee/The Big Three Killed My Family)

WILD CHERRY
(Play That Funky Music)

THE YELLING
(Blood On The Steps)

Young Knives
(Rue The Days/Terra Firma)

THE ZOMBIES
(Summertime/A Rose For Emily/She's Not There/Changes)

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt Even More Poetry

2010-02-23T18:46:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: I have made another poem just because I felt like it

Muc: Hoozah..

Mreps: Here it IS!!

Today I ran into a situation that transcended normality

I met a persona who was aligned with a creed

And he urged me to join his philosophy

A philosophy that would entice the earthbound greed

I was one who believed his reason

For as like any human, I relished the rewards

A kingdom for a horse, my hands reached such treason

I would make my riches, make entry into the house of lords

Should I? Or shouldn't I?

I did

Was that such a surprise?

The dice that I had thrown committed me towards this act

My mind twas not filled with logic nor did I realise

That this treaty I have signed would bite me for worse or lack

So many hath this creed hath taken

And I would join them by the tip of the sword

The creed could be the truth, that my fears could be mistaken

No matter, for my one concern was to leave this house of lords

'Leave', said the apple

I was bound by blood and soul

Bound in a connection, a soul trapped in a vassal

Some might feel that my fears be nothing of a cold

Some might feel that my soul stay locked in the depths of the castle

I know otherwise, for the choice is mine

I knew it would be a risk if I stayed

For I would not leave my soul for the devil to dine

Here I leave this endless crusade

And here I am free and unbound

Mreps: Well, this poem is actually based on something that Haikal did today. For those that were with him today, I bet you can understand

Muc: I wouldn't have fell for it

Mreps: How would you know?

Muc: Cause I know a lot of things

Mreps: Like?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Invite GunNut Joe to Talk About the Top Ten Shoot Outs in Film

2010-02-22T08:48:00.009+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: As the title suggests

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Please excuse the way he talks

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Plenty of links are available leading to Youtube if you wish to view the scenes that he is describing

10. Terminator (1984)

Who can fucking forget the moment Arnold Schwarzenegger first comes in the police station and unable to enter retorts: 'I'll be back'. Soon after, that motherfucker rams the station in a car and through enough, is motherfucking back to masacre everyone in the police station. Everyting goes blood and shit like an afternoon in the hay barn with a handful of yellow shits.

9. Desperado (1995)

Robert fucking Rodriguez. The bar scene is where shit went down! Banderas just goes ape shit with his two guns doing shooty shooty in a dance. Twist, twist, bang, bang! Cross arms, shoot multiple rounds! Have you ever seen a movie where people shoot misiles from a guitar case and another with a guy packing a fucking light machine gun in his case. Fucking A!

8. Heat (1995)

Holy shit! Its Robert De Niro and Al Pacino having a shoot out against each other! Michael Mann is the fucker who knows how to deal down the smoke, guns and blood. The most realistic shoot out in film history. Go on Youtube or whatever and type: Heat shoot out. People get shots. A lot of people.

7. District 9 (2009)

Alien hardware and shit tears everybody some new anus! Why do I talk like this? Cause I is fucking GUNNUT JOE! District 9 brought some new shit into filmage last year and with a fucking Oscar nomination for best film. Fuck Yeah! Blammo. blammo! I wants some of that robot man!

6. True Romance (1993)

Man, I fucking love Quentin Tarantino. He didn't direct this one of course but he damn sure wrote it. Check out the motherfucking Mexican standoff man. That's one hell of a fucking bloodbath. Shit and all was flying! Wicked! Plus with some romance shit stuffed inside, it makes this the perfect date movie. Gary Oldman!

5. Scarface (1983)

It would be a fucking sin to not include this in the top ten. Watching Al Pacino high on cocaine take a M16 with/grenade launcher saying the immortal line; 'Say hellp to my little friend!' as he blasts the whole motherfucking rival attacking gang to kingdom fucking come. 'You think you can fucking kill me you motherfuckers!? I'M FUCKING TONY MONTANA!'

4. Wild Bunch (1968)

Nothing is ever as fucking satisfying as watching a bunch of hardcore cowboys shoot out a military outpost. Never a fucking dull moment in the 10 minutes of fucking shooting, dying, killing and grenading! A fucking classic!

3. The Matrix (1999)

I bet everyone fucking wishes they could just put a plug through your net download crazy gun and kung fu fighting skills as well as be the 'One' and fucking learn to bullet dodge or fucking stop fucking bullets! I have lost count of how many times I have fucking watched the scene where Neo and Trinity first enter the building. 'Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to show me what you've got under that coat'. Bam! Run on walls, somersault into the air! Shoot, shoot, shoot, doooooooodge!

2. Hardboiled (1992)

You haven't seen John fucking Woo if you ain't seen Hardboiled with Chow Yun-Fat! The teahouse scene, the factory scene, the hospital scene! Everybody's shooting multiple rounds everywhere and at anyone. Check Youtube: Hardboiled Teahouse Shoot Out!

1. Rambo First Blood: Part Two

Have you ever seen a film where a bad dude gets taken out with an arrow with a fucking explosive tip? No you have fucking not if you have not seen this film! Rambo at his best shooting the shit out of the Cambodian/Russian military base with a captured helicopter firing unlimited rockets, landing and then dismounting the M60 to rescue the POW's. Shit man! 1st parts here, 2nd parts here.

Thank you cocksuckers for listening or in this instance READING! (Editor Note: We apologize for the lame humour, he is somewhat retarded) HAHAHAHAHA!

Mreps and Muc Try To Understand Twilight

2010-02-12T10:37:00.009+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Every century we have the one question that literally has the magnus power that rivals Shakespeare's 'To be or not to be'. And that question is; What the fuck is Twilight?

Muc: Do we really want to get into that discussion. Don't even go there. It's a sad and dark place. If you attempt to bypass my warnings and continue to chase after this term of understanding you will emerge with the feeling of the unknown and you will die from the unknown

Mreps: I just don't understand Twilight. What is it? What is this plague that has descended upon the enemies of terranomy?

Muc: It is a byproduct that feeds of the crap that it is. There is nothing more

Mreps: But surely there must be some sort of allure that makes it all to be. Am I missing something?

Muc: Understanding Twilight is akin to understanding the grotesque behaviour of the Great Monkey Fred in his Kingdom of Loathing

Mreps: I never thought I'd say this but thank Odin I grew up with Barney instead of what this new generation is being exposed to

Muc: Indeed. And now this: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Anarchy in Malaysia

2010-02-08T13:31:00.002+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Lets discuss the possibility of overthrowing the Malaysian government

Muc: I don't think you can do that or jail awaits

Mreps: Ok

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Huge Drops in Stock, Commodities, Increasing Dollar Gains On Debt With Rising Unemployment

2010-02-05T08:37:00.009+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Just thought it would make this blog more interesting if we were to include business news nobody cares about

Muc: Anal is painful. This man is about to cry but is holding it in. The perfect symbolism identifying the failing US economy

Mreps: And now the explanation of the news. Would you care to start Muc?

Muc: Absolutely. Stocks plunged around the glob, with the MSCI World Index dropping the most in nine months and commodities tumbled on concern an unexpected increase in US jobless claims and growing sovereign debt will derail the economic recovery. The euro slid to the lowest level since May

Mreps: The MSCI World Index of 23 developed markets sank 2.9 percent and the S&P's 500 index fell 3.1 percent in NY, the biggest decline since April of 2009. Benchmark equity indexes for Portugal and Spain plummeted the most in 15 months. Oil lost 5 percent, biggest drop in six months and gold fell the most since 2008. The euro lost 1.1 percent to $1.3738 and sank to an almost one-year low versus yen

Muc: Obama's in a tough spot I betcha

Mreps: Right, right. But the economy always slides towards bottom end like this now and then. No reason for panic or concern

Muc: Your correct there Mreps. The economy like all things in nature will always go up and always go down. However, the economy is fluctuating more than what it was years ago. The downs that were then a once in 4 years phenomena is happening at a rate of once per 10 - 12 months

Mreps: My theory is proven correct then. I have said once before that injecting money into the economy by the billions is always never a good thing

Muc: And why is that?

Mreps: The economy is something natural. Placing a hand into it would only lean towards agitating it further. For example in layman terms; global warming is a natural occurrence that has taken place countless times in the history of the world. The warming and cooling intervals take place in accordance to when it wills it. However, the pollution and carbon dioxide production into the atmosphere serves to create a more extreme global warming phenomena with the heating of the planet happening faster and at a incredibly devastating rate. Almost unnatural. For years when the economy turns bad, governments inject billions into the stagnant economy to stimulate it like a penis. Everything has a consequence. Pushing the economy using unnatural methods would only allow the economy to fall unnaturally. Furthermore sovereign debt also has consequences. What happens when it turns bad. What happens when the $11 trillion of US debt goes bad? A massive domino effect that's what. If the US falls, so does the EU and when the EU falls so does Russia, China, and consequently the whole of Asia. An economy meltdown when nobody has the money to do anything, where nobody has control anymore, total anarchy will happen.

Muc: Total anarchy? Why do you say that?

Mreps: Look at the French Revolution, how is it that citizens of the most sophisticated country in the world could turn to such barbarism. The slaughter of countless aristocrats, clergy and royals and the magnitude of wars that followed in Europe. It was because of the fall of the economy in France at the time due to their ballooning debt. The people will rise up in arms demanding blood

Muc: But if you say that government intervention cannot happen to keep the economy natural, then what about the unscrupulous individuals who created the fall in the economy such as the greedy banks and hedge funds that caused the recession in 2008 to take place? Surely the government had to do something to help the victims of the greed, the ordinary people.

Mreps: Your quite right there. Well, such is the evils of capitalism where the rich benefit. The only solution is total government control on businesses that control liquid equity. However, no government would be able to handle that much control as one would know that corruption is always around and major corporations would never abide to that

Muc: Such a delirious world we live in eh? Let us discuss the possibility of utopia sometime soon

Mreps: That would be a much scrumptious discussion

Muc: One more thing

Mreps: ?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Miranda Lawson of Mass Effect 2

2010-02-01T13:37:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: I have a confession to make..

Muc: And what confession is that?

Mreps: I think that Miranda from Mass Effect 2 is incredibly hot and inbeflicy speaking, I wanna have sex with her

Muc: Fantasizing about having sex with a video game character? Two fantasies in one fantasy. Quite normal actually. But doesn't your controlled character have sex with her in the game?

Mreps: True, but it is my created character Shepard that steals the bed

Muc: We must move onward to beat the Reapers as like the Protheans we shall vanish or desisitate into mindless drones as the Collectors

Mreps: Miranda is the sexiest among the entire cast of characters. I drool over her..

Muc: Sexier than Tali, Jack, Kelly, Samara and Morinth?

Mreps: Well, Kelly is hot too and don't you just wanna see whats behind Tali's mask? Curiosity is the deafening property of what we may

Muc: What exactly about Miranda that entices you so?

Mreps: For one, she's a sex bomb with a hot body and face. She is artificially engineered to be the perfect woman. She's perfect but yet, there is a vulnerability about her. She grew up in total isolation living to be what her father wanted her to be without a chance to live her own life. Her perfection is her weakness. She abides to commit each task perfectly without any mistakes but yet she is still humans and every human commits mistakes. You have to play the game to find out. And yes, she has a godlike sexy voice thanks to Yvonne Strahovski.

Muc: You forget one thing

Mreps: And what is that?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Warning

2010-01-30T21:03:00.002+08:00

If you are a reader of this blog, please refrain yourself from clicking any links in the c-box. It contains excessive gay shit that appeals to people like Bob. Least of all, please, please, please do not click the link 'dr. tao'. 20 years of lesbian porn will never eliminate the atrocity that I have seen..

Mreps and Muc Discuss Army of Two: The 40th Day

2010-01-22T19:45:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Do you want to be Rios or Salem?

Muc: By the power of the coin, I shalt be Salem

Mreps: Then I shalt be Rios

Muc: Look! Enemies!

Mreps: I'm going aggro! Watch me glow red! I'm attracting enemy fire!

Muc: I'm gonna flank! Watch me glow blue! I'm invisible to the enemy!

Mreps: I'm concentrating my fire at one spot because that is where the enemy is converging into!

Muc: I am unable to get any kills because everybody is converging in that small spot!

Enemy soldier 1: Let us rush him through that spot!

Enemy soldier 2: Won't they be able to pick us off with ease if we all converge in that one spot?

Enemy soldier 1: We have numbers! For they only have two! Hence, Army of Two! Onward men!

Enemy soldier 3: Polka dot underpants makes best with marmalade and peanut butter

Mreps: Look at all those bodies.. War is grim, and this video game depicts mindless war as such

Muc: Oh-uh, its another morality decision mind game!

Mreps: Should we kill the guy and get the weapons or not kill the guy but get some reward later on in the game?

Muc: Morality! Uh-oh spaghetti Oh

Dead enemy soldier 1 : I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Boogeyman

2010-01-20T09:17:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Believe in the boogeyman Muc?

Muc: I would, the day I have the evidence placed right in front of me

Mreps: This picture good enough evidence?

Muc: Great Scot! It's the boogeyman!

Mreps: He hides under your bed or in your closet, waiting for sleep and takes your private

Muc: Scary stuff there, I will check under the bed and check my closet, be cautious of sleep and my private

Mreps: Heed my advice for it shall prove to be the weapon of choice against the inhumanity of sheeps and dogs

Muc: How do I kill it? Is there a way? What do you say?

Mreps: The only way to kill the boogeyman is to rid the mind. For you are the vessel in which the boogeyman serves as its vehicle. Destroy your mind, destroy the monster

Muc: A mind is a precious thing to waste. Is there any other way?

Mreps: Get a painkiller prescription. That should also kill the boogeyman

Muc: Brilliant idea!

Mreps: Glad to be of servitude

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt More Poetry

2010-01-16T10:01:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Here I am to submit my poetry

Muc: About what?

Mreps: About how I managed to wake up from my silly dream

Muc: Where the fuck is it?

Mreps: Zam, zam, alakazam!

(Poof!)

A door opens and presents a light

Oh, heaven descends upon my sight

I am hit by a revelation, a realization

To ask myself the ultimate question

What the fuck am I doing? Is what I realize

What's the point, whats the lie?

To live happily ever after?

To be loved forever and ever?

I realized how stupid I was

I realized all this because

This is reality and in reality I exist

There are no dreams nor no mist

Should I be bitter, should I be sad?

Should I be glum, should I be mad?

Neither for I know true and fully

That I am, in its sense, happy

Thus the world does not end

I did not emerge out with a girlfriend (Lol. Wtf?!)

But I did emerge with the gift of age

And that my droogies, is the end of the page

Mreps: That's pretty clever ain't it. Like a real hentifiable couture

Muc: I'm glad that you're over it. Quite frankly, I've become sick of hearing your woeful depressing bull shit

Mreps: I have no idea why, but I feel quite different this year. More mature, older, wiser and have the feeling that I'm able to handle and deal with just about anything that comes my way

Muc: Shut the fuck up

Mreps: And the monkey cuts out the cancer

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt Poetry

2010-01-15T12:18:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: I wrote this you know.. Back when I was overcome by love and despair. Oh, thy heart weeps the blood of sacremento kebabs..

Muc: Get over it you pathetic bastard! Why do we fall down Mreps? So we can pick ourselves up again.

Mreps: You stole that fucking line from Batman: Begins. I am over it but I'm just saying I wrote this when I wasn't over it just yet. Now, I'm happy as a bug off to enjoy the bliss of cookie jar robbery.

Muc: So? Where is this poem?

Mreps: Zam, zam, alakazam!

(POOF!)

As magical as love seems to be

Only fate can bind two hearts

And fate sends you who could not love me

Why do I continue to want you and refuse to part?

All signs point to me, to let you go

So why can't I?
Why do I still look into the mirror and lie

That I can have my fairy tale show?

I look into your eyes and see your beauty

I look into your hands and see your warmth

I look into your spirit and see your energy

I just know you can save me from this hollow storm

With you my heart fills up

Without you I feel empty, without purpose

Without you, love is meaningless

Without you my heart stops abrupt

Why is it that I feel this way?

A song fills the hall, fills the air

I take your hand as you take mine

Here we stand you and I, and dance we shall as lovers dare

Just this moment, just this time

We are eternal, we are forever

You look at me and say 'I love you'

You lay a kiss and leave me never

Alas, that is a dream, a dream of a fool

And dreams as we know can never come true

Mreps: And there it is. The core of mindless babling.

Muc: Its shit.

Mreps: You're shit

Muc: It really is shit

Mreps: Well, I can do a better one tomorrow to express how I woke up from this stupid dream.

Muc: It really was a stupid dream. Even to the point of retardation.

Mreps: Shut up Muc, you were never in love before..

Muc: I was..

Mreps: With who?

Muc: Your wife

Mreps: :O

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Invite Haikal To Talk About The Films of 2010

2010-01-13T09:57:00.015+08:00

A new year means new awesome movies coming around the corner. We might not know if it would be bad or good but the anticipation is there, either for disappointment, sheer madness or increased personal happiness.

DAYBREAKERS (8/1/2010)

The vampire genre has been heavily used and reused, packaged and repackaged with not much originality left to exploit. But here comes Daybreakers with stars Ethan Hawke, Sam Neil and William Dafoe to bring you a story about a world inhabited fully by vampires and the remaining humans are hunted down for food. The question they pose in the movie is; what happens when the blood runs out? A simple look at our current situation with oil and other natural resources but with added vampirism. Should be out by now.

THE BOOK OF ELI (15/1/2010)
Holy crap! Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman in one movie? Heavy. Gary Oldman makes the perfect villain (watch Leon, Fifth Element and True Romance, also Sid and Nancy) and in this film he is one. Set in a post-apocalyptic world where years after a nuclear fallout, humans are striving to survive and Washington plays a man who holds the key to sustaining human life with Oldman playing the villain who wants it for his own needs. Should be fucking awesome.

LEGION (22/1/2010)
Okay, so the plot is a bit over th top, a lot over the top but there is still that special pull in this movie. Maybe its the fact that it contains an over the top plot. Get this, God has had enough of humans and so sends his angels to set Armageddon but Michael rebels and goes off to save humanity. The only way to do so would be to protect a still unborn child who is Christ in his second coming. God is evil and angels are demonic creatures that can be killed by machine gun fire. Its a surprise they're showing this in Malaysia..

WOLFMAN (12/2/2010)
Not really a fan of those classic horror films and their remaks but this one has Benicio Del Toro! And with Anthony Hopkins! Its Del Toro Vs. Lautner.

COP OUT (26/2/2010)
I fucking love Kevin Smith movies (Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Zack and Mirri Make a Porno and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) and this one should be great (although the black/white cop comedy is already pretty stale). Although there's just one thing that I would prefer without, Tracy Morgan. Its okay if he's just in a supporting role but a lead role? C'mon.. Well, Bruce Willis though.

ALICE IN WONDERLAND (5/3/2010)

Some people are saying that Tim Burton may be losing his touch. Well, we'll see after Alice. Hopefully, Burton can manage to bring his whole crazy weird touch onto the screen and give us moments we can remember forever (so far the most memorable scene that Burton has given us would be the Martians heads exploding to country music in Mars Attacks). Johnny Depp is back with Burton and their pairings always never do go wrong.

CLASH OF THE TITANS (26/3/2010)

I'm a huge fan of Greek Mythology and hearing about this remake of the 80's film just makes me over excited and the trailers pretty cool. Sam Worthington is Hollywood's rising star taking upon lead role after lead role in a couple of blockbusters so far. Also to boot, Ralph Fiennes playing Hades and Liam Neeson playing Zeus, the ultimate villain/hero pairing after their previous villain/hero pairing together in Scheindler's List.

REPO MEN (2/4/2010)

Poster pulls you in doesn't it? Yeap, what a nicely done poster. Looks interesting from here. Yeap, it sure does. Jude Law and Forest Whitaker too. Yeap. Its a sci-fi thing. Yeap.

KICKASS (16/4/2010)

Based on the comic book by Mark Millar who also created Wanted (but wasn't adapted as faithfully as I would assume it to be.. They're assassins instead of supervillains.. I was hoping for the whole superhero mythology to be included in Wanted and they toned down Wesley Gibson's violent nature..) This should be a fun superhero movie with NIcholas cage and Mark Strong. Hopefully they don't make them assassins instead of superheroes in this one..

NIGHTMARE OF ELM STREET (30/4/2010)

Jackie Earle Haley of Rosharch fame brings the game as Freddy Kruger. Hopefully he brings the same magic from Watchmen into this over done franchise. And hopefully it doesn't turn out like the Halloween remake or Friday the 13th remake..

IRONMAN 2 (7/5/2010)

Ah, a movie containing two of Hollywood's down and up stars, Robert Downey Jr. who faced a career downturn due to crack and later acclaim again in Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang and Mickey Rourke who with his bad boy attitude made him jobless but now a star again through the Wrestler. And now we see these two stars head to head. Iron Man was fantastic, Iron Man 2 should be fantasticer and with Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow. She is so hot.

ROBIN HOOD (14/5/2010)

In 2000, two men paired together and made the greatest movie of that year. That was Gladiator. And now director Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe team up again to reimagine a classic. Notice the Russell Crowe's eye gaze in the poster? It just screams out 'Ima pwn ur ass noob'.

A-TEAM (11/6/2010)

Remember that show from the 80's with Mr.T going 'I'm gonna break you, foo!'. Well, this is the modernized action packed remake with Liam Neeson and Sharlto Copley (of District 9 fame). Next summers getting exciting.

TOY STORY (18/6/2010)

Toy Story was one of my all time favourite animated movie after Nightmare Before Christmas and there's a third one! Woo! About time too. Tom Hanks hasn't been in any really amazing movies lately so this would bring him up again.

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2/7/2010)

Yes, its being directed by M. Night Shamalyan and yes Dav Patel is starring as Zuko but whatever, nothing can stop me from enjoying this film just like I enjoy the animated series. But of course I'm gonna prepare my mind for a major dose of disappointment before some bad stuff happens.

PREDATORS (7/7/2010)

You can't see the Predator in this poster cause he's the Predator. He's fucking invinsible and before you know it you've got your fucking innards all over the floor and your head ripped from your body. This poster sucks.. Hopefully this Predator is as good as the 1st, better than the 2nd and god forbid, not as bad as the AVP flicks.

INCEPTION (16/7/2010)

It's Christopher Nolan directing. Christopher fucking Nolan of Memento/New Batman flicks. Not much is known about Inception other than the fact that it takes place in the achitecture of the mind. Awesome.

THE EXPENDABLES (13/8/2010)

Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin with cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzernegger (is that spelt correctly?) need I say more. Action flick of the year. If you are a real man, you will watch this. There is no excuse.

THE OTHER GUYS (6/8/2010)

An action comedy cop movie with Will Ferrell (whee), directed by Adam McKay (whee) of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Talledega Nights and Stepbrothers fame but with Mark Wahlberg (boo). A star studded cast including Samuel L. Jackson, The Rock and Michael Keaton too.

LET ME IN (1/8/2010)

The book was way fucked up (Note to self: Not a good book to give to a 14 year old girl for her birthday), good but disturbing as hell and the Swedish movie adaption (which I need to watch) was I heard even more fucked up with critical acclaim reviews and making loads of cash. Now we have an American movie adaption. Would it be better than the Swedish flick? Who knows. Watch if you can stomach the mature themes. I don't think this one's coming out in Malaysia.

UNSTOPPABLE (12/11/2010)

Denzel Washington is in. And with Chris Pine of Star Trek fame. I guess there ain't much to explain other than the fact that this looks a bit like Taking of Pelham 123 which was directed by Tony Scott and this flicks also directed by Tony Scott. Hmm.. Still, one to look out for.

DUE DATE (5/11/2010)

Robert Downey Jr.'s in a Todd Phillips film! For those not familiar with Phillips, watch Road Trip, Old School and this years so-called comedy of the year (not in my list) the Hangover. Starring alongside Zach Galifianakis too. Should be a funny movie to watch.

TRON: LEGACY (17/12/2010)

The true sequel to the 1st Tron, this one stars an older and at the same time, a younger Jeff Bridges thanks to the technology from The Curious Cas of BB. Bikes look sweet.

THE GREEN HORNET (22/12/2010)

I never thought I'd see Seth Rogen in a superhero suit but I guess it's possible. I am a fan of Seth Rogen but I am not a fan of Jay Chou. Why is Chou taking over Bruce Lee's role in this remake? Why? Couldn't they find someone much better than a pop singer? The less lines they give to Chou the better. I want to see Rogen do his thang.

Lets hope 2010 would be a better year for films. And yes, I am aware that ECLIPSE is coming out and is not in this list because after two suckfest films (okay, the second one sucked less) I have lost confidence in this fucked up franchise. Lets see if they can do a hat trick. Three bad films in a row. But the irony is it still makes loads of cash.. Where is the fucking justice in the world? I guess that would be why God is sending his angels to anniliate us.

Films to Add and Films That Need To Be Watched 2009

2010-01-12T09:09:00.009+08:00

Just watched Jason Reitman's Up In The Air and I guess it needs to go in the Good pile for 2009

George Clooney is just he's usual brilliant self with his still charming flair as he goes from one part of the country to another to fire people. What I like most about this film is the philoshophy that presents itself and the ironic twist that just shoots down the change in that philoshophy. This is how the world revolves and how three people live in it with their own outlook on life.

And in this list are the films that I would like to watch in the year 2009 but it hasn't presented the oppurtunity to appear before my eyes.

InvictusMorgan Freeman and Clint Eastwood reunite for another film, so you would understand why I want to watch this film. Their 3rd film together since Unforgiven and Million Dollar Baby.

The RoadAn apocalyptic film based on McCarthy's book with Viggo Mortensen, Charlize Theron and Guy Pearce. Based on the trailer, it completely captures the hopelessness that any apocalyptic setting would incur but then again hope still survives within the father and son relationship.

Rec 2Sequel to the Spanish horror film Rec, this one shows it from the special forces who are sent in to clean up the mess with all the camera ala Blair Witch style courtesy of the cameras atached to each person.

The Horde

This one's a French horror film about zombies. Don't know if the French can make horror films but from the trailer, I want to watch it. Big fan of zombies.

Dead Snow

Err.. yeah. Another zombie flick but this one's in Norwegian and starring Nazi zombies! Notice the chainsaw in the poster? Hell yeah. Zombies rule!

Shrink

I'm a big fan of Kevin Spacey so I have the will to watch this one. Too bad its an independent film with a limited release. That'll make it hard too find..

A Serious Man

I find myself to be a fan of the Coen Brothers and this film made it into the AFI (American Film Institute) Top Ten films of 2009 so, yes, I must watch this film.

The Men Who Stare At Goats

George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, Ewan McGregor and Jeff Bridges plus in comedic style centering on psychic capabilities in the military. That sounds like my kind of film.

Where The Wild Things Are

I remember vividly this book from my childhood and I remember reading it loads of times cause I liked the illustrations and the imagination it presented. Imagine my enthusiasm when I found out that they were making a movie out of it. I heard it was disappointing.. but whatever, I still want ot watch it.

Before I end this entirely useless post, I would like to add one more film into the 2009 list, this time in the BAD section. That's right, 2012! The only substantial pull it had was the special effects and special effects on its own does not make a movie good.

Mreps and Muc Invite Haikal To Talk About The Films of 2009 (Part Three)

2010-01-09T11:32:00.013+08:00

This is the best part of watching movies, criticizing films that are shit. Its not really a thrilling affair to watch this sort of films but the best part comes after the movie when we all have a good laugh at how craptacularly molusk the film was and then regretting ever going.

THE BAD

1. New Moon
Its not nearly as bad as they say it was but, yeah, it's still bad. Its on the borderline of Okay and Bad but I don't have a category for that do I? Sometimes you watch a movie and then it hits you like salt water on a snail, why am I watching this? Then you realize that it was a dumb mistake on your behalf to have agreed to take your stupid sister to watch this film. I would be fair and say that this one's better than Twilight but of course anythings better than Twilight (even Taintlight). I guess this one was sort of alright given the fact that RP wasn't in it too much. To think of all the awards this franchise has picked up from being voted by the public, makes me grieve for this poor deluded young generation. The only saving grace of this film was Michael Sheen himself and that lasted for only a few minutes. I realize I am not within the intended demographic that this film was made for but is it too hard to make this film slightly better? Watching this film, one does notice the fact that there are a group of guys who can change into werewolves and by changing they rip off their clothes and therefore we have a bunch of buff guys running around nude in the forest together.. But I guess that attracts the girls

2. Ninja AssassinThe only reason I went to watch this film was all because I thought the Wachowski Brothers wrote and directed the film but I realize that they were only producing it.. After watching the film, I came out with the flarg that this was an incredibly stupid silly movie with a stupid silly plot, with a stupid silly cast. It was interesting to see how ninjas are trained but the appeal stops there. It seems like the only thing the director had in mind was to create as much blood and gore as possible and pile the bodies. For a much more superior film, I'd settle for 300 again. Now that was a movie you could love. The acting skills of Rain. Well, he only had one expression and I guess that is he's acting capability. The pop stars of today such as Jay Chou and Rain are our martial arts action stars of today and that makes me wanna puke. Just the thought that Jay Chou is reprising Bruce Lee's role in the remake of the Green Hornet and that Rain is reprising Lee's role in the Fist of the Dragon remake makes me wanna.. I have no more fancy words to use so I'll just go with puke. What an age we live in and how our generation is decaying.

3. G.I. Joe: The Rise of CobraAt some parts, this film was actually good but the bad was even worst. The script in my opinion is one of the worst I've come in contact with. By far the worse this year. The script sucked! Sucked! The action scenes were not really as originally done as one would expect it to be and it just consisted of destroying everything in the way (Even Terminator 3 used that formula but still ended up being ace). At least there was Sienna Miller.

4. ArmouredWith a cast that includes Jean Reno, Laurence Fishburne and Matt Dillon one might expect this film to be good right? Wrong! Jean Reno didn't even say much! And the plot.. I got bored off it going into the 3oth minute and seriously wished time would have went faster. The main character was as likeable as a Edward Cullen action figure and I found myself rooting for the bad guys who were also not that likeable. Damn, this shit was bad. Two pointless car chases and a suicide, I just wished salvation would arrive for this film. Too bad it didn't. This holiday was already boring and yet I amazed myself by boring myself more with this pile of repugnant bag of chips.

6. The International
A movie about the evils committed by banks? That sounds promising and with Clive Owen too, one of my favourite actors. However, Mr. Owen I am forced to say that this movie you were in sucked monkey balls like a dehydrated donkey. I actually turned it off when it was nearing the end because it just sucked.. The plot was just going nowhere and it tried to be smart when it actually wasn't and damn, new characters that you couldn't care for kept popping up. The only thing I liked was the concept of mirroring how big corporations have the ability and power to do whatever they can bringing forth the disadvantages placed upon capitalism but it was a poorly executed concept.

7. Night At The Museum 2This was supposed to be a comedy and yet I didn't laugh at all. I guess kiddy humour goes right up the end with me. It was a drag throughout that almost made me wanna punch the person who suggested we watch this piece of garbage in the cinema. Ben Stiller's attempts at creating a funny scene falls flat everytime. I thought the first one was better and I hated the first one.

8. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

There is just too much bad shit in this film too write down. So instead of repeating myself, try this out: Transformers 2 Review from the olde Director's Seat. Memories..

9. Final Destination 4The worst of 2009, why did I ever go to see this piece of retarded anal ripping, dick castrating, skin tearing, leg sawing, ball scratching, skull fucking, hair burning pile of spectacular shit?? Oh, right.. Love makes you do stupid things in life. I guess it was a pretty hilarious movie so I suppose all wasn't lost but it wasn't intended to be a comedy was it?? It was a serious take on death and the hopeless invitation that it had to offer and when it makes me laugh, you know how bad it is. I watched Transformers 2 in disgust and I watched Final Destination 4 with the putrified longing for a cinema attendant to come strolling by offering me a spoon that I can use to rip out my eyeballs (they should sell that).

Mreps and Muc Invite Haikal To Talk About The Films of 2009 (Part Two)

2010-01-09T10:19:00.010+08:00

The second part of our low budget View Askiew production listing the films in the Okay category from the best to the worst. The Okay category consists of films stuck in purgatory, neither good and neither bad having flaws that should label it bad but is combated with positive naws that would have placed it in Good but was brought down by its flaws. The Okay category is dominated by the disappointments of 2009. I can't wait to arrive at the Bad category.

THE OKAY

1. Star TrekThis one is actually good but the downfall of this film was I suppose the lack of power to pull me within the Star Trek universe. I suppose its probably because I'm not an avid fan of Star Trek and never was but this film has a good cast (surprisingly) and a good plot so it was not all lost. What makes a film so great is the ability to pull the audience in and sadly it almost did but didn't.

2. Observe and Report

When the film started off, I couldn't help but hate the movie. I hated the characters, the setting, almost everything annoyed me. But imagine my surprise as I came to the second half of the film. Be patient and you shall be rewarded. It turned out to be a complex dark comedy that explored how far would a man go to be recognized and applauded. This film felt like it was directed by two entirely different people.

3. BrunoAfter Borat, I had great expectations for this film. At first I was reluctant as I was unsure if my mind could handle gross gay jokes. I decided to go ahead and damn, I couldn't handle the gross gay jokes. It was funny no doubt but sometimes you've got to wonder if Cohen went a bit overboard with this film. Scary films don't make me close my eyes, but this film forced me to.

4. Sherlock HolmesRobert Downey Jr.'s on a roll here, blockbuster after blockbuster after blockbuster. The revived Hollywood man. You shined in this film as Sherlock Holmes and so did Jude Law as Watson, but I expected this film to be more than it actually could have been. Lackluster plot, a script that kept with the old same routines and a villain that didn't have the impact of a real villain. Mark Strong wasn't so strong in his performance if one were to compare it with his previous role in another Guy Ritchie film Rock N Rolla.

5. Public Enemies
With a combination of Michael Mann and Johnny Depp I was hugely disappointed by this one. It had some great performances mostly by JD and a great setting and atmosphere but it just fell short. I just thought that the usage of HD for the camera made the film look low budget and the shaky camera routine combined with the clear image of HD distracted me from the actual movie. The focus was on John Dillinger but it lacked to show how he became a hero in the eyes of the public.

6. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

I got a bit fed up with the Harry Potter franchise and wasn't really going out to watch this one but the amount of great reviews forced me to. It wasn't as good as they say, it was just to me, okay. I'm always bewildered by this particular fact; British actors are always much better than their American counter parts. Maybe its because the British ooze with class and sophistication, with grandeur but we'll leave it to another time perhaps. Could do with less romance shtize. I shalt await the next.

7. The Brothers BloomMethinks that Adrien Brody's performance in the Pianist was a fluke-shot. He's acting is a bit distorted and so it was in this film. The cast lacked chemistry to glue them together but it was saved by the characters themselves each with their own strengths and flaws that made them to be quite likeable. But as the film landed in an untold ending, it just felt rushed and incomplete but it had a profound depth on me.

8. The SoloistAnother Robert Downey Jr. flick and this one with Jamie Foxx having a bad hair day. The Soloist was a film that wanted to create awareness upon the plight of the homeless and about the mental illness that forced them into the state they are but the story itself wasn't engaging and failed to pull me in. Solid performances by both the main casts though.

9. X-Men Origins: WolverineThe worst of the Okay lot, Origins was a mess. The beginning was on steroids and rushed like a mad hatter late for a raping. It slowed down for a while to show the 'human' side of Wolverine but continued its trainwreck speed. The worst part? Deadpool.. I fucking love Deadpool as the psychotic-talks-to-yourself kind of person with a comedic flair but the Deadpool in the film, is not Deadpool. And the end? Where they unveil what they did to Deadpool? That is a fucking crime! WTF! He shoots lasers and teleports? WTF! Anyways, this film isn't entirely bad as it contains a few good action scenes and Gambit. Also Hugh Jackman was sort of good alongside Liev Schreiber. I heard they're gonna do a standalone film about Deadpool. Better not fuck it up guys.

Mreps and Muc Invite Haikal To Talk About The Films Of 2009 (Part One)

2010-01-08T22:47:00.021+08:00

It's been awhile since I've reviewed any movies publicly but I'll keep this short and sweet. Today, with the permission of Mreps and Muc I have constructed a list of all the films I've watched from 2009 (every film!) in the categories Good to Okay to Bad. Lets start with the Good.

THE GOOD

1. Inglourious Basterds
Its all good when Quentin Tarantino is around and with 4 Golden Globe nominations as well as expected Oscar nominations, this movie was the epitome of 2009 for films. Christoph Waltz is the soon to be known Humphrey Bogart of today. Killer soundtrack + killer cast + killer script + killer plot = jizz in my pants brilliance

2. District 9
Intended to be made into the Halo film, District 9 was a surprise hit, a film that blew me away with its serious underlying message of racism and corporate dysfunctionality placed on top of a sci-fi setting with characters you care for, District 9 was a great film. You gotta love uber alien guns causing uber gore. Made in a style and form of its on, watch out for more films by Neill Bloomkamp in the future.

3. Avatar
Okay, so the $500 million budget was just a wild rumour and the real budget was only a mere $300 million (mere?) James Cameron is back motherfuckers! A visual treat and with a plot that's really been in the zone since the start, one can expect this years Oscars to be a real battlefield. Will the King scoop up the awards again??

4. 500 Days of Summer
I don't really like romantic comedies, I despise them a lot. I have dreams of killing of Sandra Bullock and Matthew McConaughey, thus ending the cycle of craptacular shitty romantic comedies but Dr. Etabrutsam will discuss them some other day. I am a fan of Zoey Deschanel, and if this film can make me laugh at the start, then its pretty good. A story with real emotional depth that talks of love and heartbreak with a cool soundtrack. Joseph Gordon-Levitt's been nominated too.

5. Zombieland
I fucking loved Shaun of the Dead and having this film around completes that love. Making a comedy revolving the zombie apocalypse never gets old. Add Woody Harrelson as the badass cowboy with a craving for Twinkies and an emotional human side to boot and you've got a recipe for a great movie. The longest laugh I ever had was in this film (Bill Murray's cameo). I love a film that has a character that you can relate to.

6. Moon
Is 2009, the year of sci-fi cause damn I've got my Top Ten already loaded with three brilliant sci-fi films. Moon is trajectory bringing you from one spot to another leaving you guessing at what's happened and the ethics of putting profits before the mindframe of those that help to secure that profit. Kevin Spacey didn't give much but I can't help but like GERTY. The twist in the film was executed brilliantly.

7. Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Activity wasn't exactly a piss in your pants type of scary. It was more of a this-seems-real-enough-that-it-can-happen-to-you scary. Suffice enough, just thinking about, 'what if those moments happened to me' sends chills down my spine. My brother and I have regularly tried the stand motionless beside the bed like a possessed person just for the lawls.

8. WatchmenA superhero movie that doesn't deal into the abstanted cliches with a realistic touch injected with a heavy dose of philosophical anonemy courtesy of Alan Moore plus cool fight scenes and a psychotic character that talks in noir format named Rorschach? Sign me up. Watchmen was the superhero movie of the year and it rocked. Zack Snyder did a surprisingly good job.

9. The Hurt Locker
Another war drama? Yawn.. But this ain't any other war drama. Its a war drama that works and deals with the dangers of the bomb squad profession in Iraq. Guy Pearce and Ralph Fiennes show up to but sadly only in cameos. Who would have thought that Jeremy Renner could act. A brilliantly executed film but its such a shame that it dragged a bit too much sometimes.

10. The Hangover

A comedy film about tracing back the steps? Would that wok out? Fuck yeah! And make loads of cash as well as critically acclaimed reviews to boot. The Hangover was the type of film that you wish would never end and the laughs don't really end. When I think Hangover, the image of the nude Chinese gangster guy saying, 'You wanna fuck with me?' while wielding an iron bar or Mike Tyson singing while playing the piano. Making a film that brings out memorable images, that's a classic in the making.

11. TakenI've always liked Liam Neeson and when you go to see a film where Liam Neeson's playing a total badass motherfucker, you shut the fuck up and enjoy every ounce of the film. Neeson runs, guns and kills everyone that stands in his way to get to his daughter. The line, 'Its always personal' never ceases to blow my balls away while I grow new ones.

12. AdventurelandHey everybody, Kristen Stewart can actually act! What a fucking surprise. That girl from Twilight with the shitty acting can actually act. I guess if a films too shit, then the acting becomes automatically shit too if you catch my drift (no you don't, don't even try to catch my drift because its too real). Adventureland deals with the art of growing up. Mostly those films annoy me but in this one here, its actually good thanks to director Greg Mottola who executes a cleverly elaborated story revolving love and having to leave the comfort of the student life.

I think I'll stop here for now since its getting kind of late. I thought of doing the Okay and the Bad together with the Good but I guess I'll separate them into parts.

Mreps and Muc Discuss Killing the Ant Queen

2010-01-07T11:49:00.002+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: The reason to kill comes from within and into the soul can we manifest the desire of evolution

Muc: And to kill, we need to satisfy the conditions of the kill

Mreps: Cut the head, ands the body dies

Muc: In this method, we must deal with the ant queen

Mreps: Xenomorphs!

Muc: All we need are the following items

Mreps: 1) Honey

Muc: 2) Bread

Mreps: 3) Potato salad

Muc: 4) Roast beef

Mreps: 5) Lemonade

Muc: And you've got yourself a picnic

Mreps: Now all we need are some prehistoric dung beetles

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss 2010

2010-01-02T11:14:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: 2009 is gone and dead with a willow of 2010 rising to take upon the charges of reducing the consumerism disease to a mere anal-ogy

Muc: 2010 will be just as bad as 2009 but with added technology

Mreps: A new decade means a whole new brief of substance

Muc: Such as the flying chair, the flying pen, the flying toaster and the flying dildo

Mreps: Oh joy! My heart fills with gleeful substance akin to concentrated potassium carbonate! I remember that just a few years ago, mankind still lived in caves and used weaponry to satisfy the violent nature of man

Muc: You kill the ostrich and the lion lives

Mreps: Spare me the talk of lions and ostrich for danger awaits us in the corners of the new year

Muc: And what dangers might that be?

Mreps: The zombie apocalypse

Muc: Gasp!

Mreps: It is this very year that Tatakuntam will rise with his army of the undead bringing forth the age of zombies infecting the old and the young

Muc: But fear not as a hero will rise, a hero of the decade who will once again be resurrected to fight off the zombie invasion

Mreps: You know of this hero?

Muc: He goes by the name Captain America! And he will save our souls from death

Mreps: All hail Captain America!

Muc: All hail Captain America!

Mreps: All hail Captain America, the product of the US!

Muc: And least we forget

Mreps: Forget?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Vacation

2009-12-17T11:03:00.003+08:00

Going off to Australia. Back on the 27th. No updates till then. Go find your philosophical dose somewhere else.

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

PS: Can somebody feed the comatose monkeys while I'm out of town? They only eat canned jack o' beans

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Mreps and Muc ShagWagon

2009-12-14T16:57:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here in this bucket of high low mid surprise?

Muc: This right here is a Ford Mustang GT from the video game Forza Motorsport 3, with the finishing designs by Haikal

Mreps: Looks as splendid as the Fourth Finger Jake bucket of high low mid surprise

Muc: Catatonic

Mreps: Would be able to beat an Audi TT mind you

Muc: Leave the dust behind creating a sensatious melody upon the crustacious malovelant temperature

Mreps: Vroom

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Great Tits

2009-12-09T10:40:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: One of natures majestic creations that span the eras of gone and past, of perfection towards and out. The Great Tit or so called Parus Major if one were to stallonfy the scientific product of such

Muc: The Great (.)(.) is a passerine bird in the tit family Paridae. It is a widespread and common species throughout Europe in any sort of woodland. It is resident, and most Great (.)(.)s do not migrate. It is like other tits, a vocal bird and has a large variety, of which most familiar is a "teacher teacher" also likened to a squeaky wheelbarrow wheel. Great (. )(.)s are described as insectivores preferring to pick the protein rich caterpillars during breeding season to feed their young. Great (.)(.)s are cavity nesters, breeding in a hole that is usually inside a tree, although occasionally in a wall, rock face, and they will readily take to nest boxes (Irwin, 2023).

Mreps: I imagined I saw a Great (.)(.) in the middle of winter on an autumn morning during the summer/spring cycle of yesteryear and today

Muc: Your imagination as always takes place in venues of a mind struck by lighting

Mreps: Ouspicious! Now, when anybody would Google Great Tit for the purpose of masturbating to real tits, they will instead be brought to this website and thus increasing our famatuis directory

Muc: Ouspicious indeed

Mreps: All a plan is a plan worth planned I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Ingenuity cannot replace the product of find

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: My wife died yesterday.. *Sobs

Muc: ...

Mreps: *Sobs

Muc: I had sex with your dead wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits. Great (.)(.)s

Mreps and Muc Discuss That Person Over There

2009-12-07T15:40:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: In a jingle box of explosive rocks, there's narray a say in whats the day

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: There's a man, a person, an individual located over there

Muc: Over or under the bushes?

Mreps: In a redirected phrase of the sentence; there's a man, a person, an individual located under there

Muc: He seems lost, as like everyone is

Mreps: And to be lost only to find one's self is a prestigious privilege, mind over power of thought

Muc: But we aren't lost at all aren't we Mreps?

Mreps: As long as thy shalt haveth tis compass, we shan't ever be lost

Muc: Bestow upon me the wish of looking at the compass as I feel my soul is almost at lost ends

Mreps: Have a look but only a look for a touch might bring the death of eternal comfort

Muc: Can I lend the compass to that person over there?

Mreps: The man, the person, the individual under there?

Muc: Right indeed. Can I?

Mreps: I'm afraid that what we can and cannot do is beyond the transcended path of what's to come and not supposed to arrive

Muc: Like fish and chips?

Mreps: Like fish and chips

Muc: Like peanut butter on fish and chips?

Mreps: Like peanut butter on fish and chips

Muc: Oh, the joy of wonderland!

Mreps: Permit me a shout in arms way for we shall do what we desire to achieve what we must condire

Muc: And a fact I must state once more

Mreps: A fact that has been stated since the birth of time itself

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Insanity

2009-12-04T18:03:00.002+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Heavens if I may in its lightest of forms commence towards what I shall be in the destiny of others

Muc: Too bad it seems regarding the inability of the purest of forms to be able to connect within what we want and want we shan't have

Mreps: A holiday of such that is long can do such damage to a person's mental frame

Muc: With annot to do and annot to say, we slowly decompose I would say. Cut from civilization and cut from the resources that begits the very foundation of that civilization

Mreps: My mind is rotting, and I fear it would spread as a disease of such calamity

Muc: If one mind of a collective hive rots, so does the implanted rest

Mreps: Care to comment more on that?

Muc: I fear that you may not exist and I fear that I may not even exist

Mreps: Narray those worries as we do exist. No doubt in my rotting, decaying mind. We do. You just feel like you don't

Muc: I fear that I have no thoughts of my own. That this organism by the name of Haikal commands what I shalt say and what I shan't. I used to think that I or we were in control of him. But I begin to see otherwise

Mreps: Control is a twitchy subject in the terms of past, present and future but you as always think too much. Perhaps a cup of jolly holly upsent beans will cheer you up

Muc: I think it would. Pass me the directory hotline number please

Mreps: *Passes number

Muc: *Calls number on cellphone

Operator: Hello, how may I be of assistance?

Muc: One cup of jolly holly upsent beans please

Operator: Think of the cup in your mind and you shall receive

Muc: As I am now brother

Operator: Cup of jolly holly upsent beans has been sent

Muc: Cup of jolly holly upsent beans has been received

Mreps: Feel much better Muc?

Muc: As I am indeed

Mreps: Has your fears been quenched and your confusion of control been satisfied?

Muc: Yes, but one fear still stands

Mreps: And what fear is that?

Muc: The fear of what you would do to me if I withstand a piece of information into your ears

Mreps: And what information is that?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Pixies

2009-12-02T23:01:00.002+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: With my feet in the air and your head on the ground

Muc: Try this trick and spin it, yeah

Mreps: Your head would collapse but there's nothing in it and you'll ask yourself

Muc: Where is my mind?

Mreps: Hey! Been trying to meet you

Muc: Hey, must be a devil between us

Mreps: Or whores in my head, whores at my door, whores in my bed

Muc: But hey, where have you, been FOR IF YOU GO I WOULD SURELY DIE!!

Mreps: We're chained

Muc: There was a guy, an underwater guy that controlled the sea

Mreps: Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey

Muc: This monkey's gone to heaven

Mreps: Her heads in a bitter way, her brain's on fire

Muc: She's just looking for a perfect wave, it's her brain's desire

Mreps: I'll think of her when I walk the stand on this true hormos a night

Muc: Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh

Mreps: Ed is dead

Muc: One fine day in my odd past, I picked me up a transmission

Mreps: I turned the fission ignition, went looking for the broadcaster

Muc: And when I first touched some ground, they simply told me to leave

Mreps: Was kind of hard to believe cause there was no one around

Muc: This ain't the planet of sound

Mreps: Got hair in a girl that flows to her bones and a comb in her pocket if the winds get blown

Muc: Stripes on her eyes when she walks slow but her face falls down when she go, go, go

Mreps: Black tear falling on my lazy queen got a tattooed tit say number 13

Muc: Viva, don't want no blue eyes

Mreps: 'Where Is My Mind' followed by 'Hey' followed by 'Monkey Gone To Heaven', 'Ed Is Dead', 'Planet Of Sound' and 'Baby No. 13'. Ain't that right Muc

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Blade

2009-11-30T11:01:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a viddy with a slew of badass motherfucker vibes in a cup of tea?

Muc: I would indeed as I have

Mreps: This here we have a fellow named Blade rollicking the fists of a badass motherfucker

Muc: Blade should be in Twilight I fransfortu

Mreps: How long would you reckon it take for him to kill off the entire Cullen family?

Muc: Tricky, but I would commence a 5 minute time frame

Mreps: It doesn't matter how fast they move. Blade can kill them and he bloody well kill them good

Muc: Right, right. They'll die ten times before they hit the ground

Mreps: Good riddance to bad acting

Muc: Cheers to that. Wesley Snipes should win a bloody Oscar for that film just cause he would have done a great service to the world

Mreps: But what about the werewolves with no pants on?

Muc: Kill them too he would. Before the steroid ridden beasties even reach him, a loaded silver bullet shotgun should do them in

Mreps: However, quite tricky it would be for Blade to do battle with the Dakota Fanning girl

Muc: Blade will decapitate her. And I'll tell you why. She's a cocky riggy diggy and being over confident gets you fucking killed you would in Blade's world

Mreps: Shame about Blade 3 though. What went wrong there?

Muc: Must have been everything. No matter, we shalt always have Blade 2. Guillermo Del Toro!

Mreps: Guillermo Del Toro!

Muc: How shalt Blade kill Edward Cullen?

Mreps: Shalt I suggest death by guillotine? Or by sawing?

Muc: I would say more katana through the heart or use a diamond to smash his head. The ironical debate. Diamond by diamond

Mreps: Death by diamond seems fair and wise. Almost comical

Vic: Toss him in a pit of fire!

Donny: Pour acid over his face!

Jules: Castration!

Tony: Disembowelment!

Muc: In the name of Doctor Louis Stevenson! Who are you people?

Vic: We're big fans of yours Mreps and Muc

Donny: Love your work

Jules: Couldn't agree more

Tony: Red beet and potty meat

Mreps: Why, we have fans! Oh wondrous joy!Is this what it feels like? Fame?

Muc: Fame at the price of our privacy it is. I can expect my sex video to be out on the Internet soon..

Mreps: Who is in that sex video with you?

Muc: Your wife

Mreps: :O

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Chin Peng

2009-11-26T19:54:00.002+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Who's this wanker you reckon?

Muc: That right there name's Chin Peng, head of the Malaysian Communist Party during the time of Christmas Past

Mreps: That's that guy eh? I heard the golog's been exiled and now wants to simmey back to Malaysia to die

Muc: You heard right Mreps, and quite a pickle this has been for the whole country on the decision of stand stone

Mreps: Do you think he should be allowed back here?

Muc: Before I answer that question which credents the analogy of what's not and what's what, answer this: If Hitler was found to be alive this whole time (hiding in Brazil he is) and then decides to simmey back to Germany, do you think the public will let him to that?

Mreps: He'll get tried by the Jews for sure and put to hang!

Muc: If James II were to return to England after the events of the Glorious Revolution asking to be laid to rest in the stones of fore and tell, do you think Parliament would let him?

Mreps: He'll be put to the stand and have his head lobbed off just like his father Charles II!

Muc: Exactly that! But there are some perpetually secounded retards out there that digress and ascertain that why can't Chin Peng be forgiven like Germany and Japan?

Mreps: Bunch of perpetually secounded wankers they are! Germany and Japan were forgiven because of the change in governments (having puppet governments installed) and change of leadership and over time have grown to reflect the type of country the West would want (in this case, U.S.A) . Chin Peng is a statuated man, and as an individual he carries the responsibility of the leader of his guerrilla organisation and will forever carry the heavy desities for the evil he has done. A country cannot carry the responsibilities committed by the scoundrel that inhabited and defiled her. Therefore, to those that give the reason of Germany and Japan, fuck off you low life buggers!

Muc: Getting a little heated there Mreps. How about a cup of little miss muppet sat on a truffet and had a galloy of two?

Mreps: Just can't stand idiocracy Muc

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Assassins Creed 2

2009-11-25T13:47:00.003+08:00

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Mreps: Buona giornata da tu Muc

Muc: Buona giornata da tu Mreps

Mreps: Dammi sempre il bacio della buonanotte

Muc: L'amore vince sempre

Mreps: La moglie e'la chiave di casa

Muc: La ricchezza del mio cuore è infinita come il mare, così profondo il mio amore... più te ne do, più ne ho, perché entrambi sono infiniti

Mreps: Che l'amore è tutto è tutto cio' che sappiamo dell'amore

Muc: Siamo tutti angeli con una sola ala, possiamo volare solo se ci abbracciamo l'uno con l'altro

Mreps: Sogni sono le pietre di paragone del nostro carattere

Muc: Amare non è guardarsi l'un l'altro, ma guardare insieme nella stessa direzione

Mreps: Se vuoi amarmi, per null’altro sia se non che per amore

Muc: Ti amo tesoro mio

Mreps: Ama, ridi, sogna - e vai dormire

Muc: Bacco, tabacco e Venere riducono l'uomo in cenere

Mreps: Dubita che le stelle siano fuoco... dubita che il sole si muova... dubita che la verità sia mentitrice... ma non dubitare mai del mio amore

Muc: Io ho occhi solo per te

Mreps: Se vuoi amarmi, per null’altro sia se non che per amore

Muc: Io v sesso fam poss'a moglie

Mreps: S'birciatas

Muc: Cogliones

Mreps and Muc Entering the Music Biz

2009-11-24T10:35:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy composing a song Muc?

Muc: Why not, as the day lies transitioned upon the winter module of summer

Mreps: Let us call this song 'If I Could Change the World'

Muc: And lets begin

Mresp: If I could rule the world

Muc: If he could rule the world

Mreps: I'll flood the world with spaghetti sauce

Muc: Just to show whose boss

Mreps: Kill all the non-believers, the one's who don't acknowledge my facist ruuu-u-u-le

Muc: We'll even brainwash the kids, genetically engineered soldiers in my schoo-oo-oo-ls

Mreps: Have them fight for our cause

Muc: The cause to skin alive Kate Moss

Mreps: They'll hunt down all those retarded bastards

Muc: Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers

Mreps: I'll change the global anthem to, Manowar's 'Die For Metal'

Muc: And that would increase the productivity of a kettle!

Mreps: *Slaps face* By golly right you are

Muc: Righter than a Mustang car

Mreps: I'll force Scarlett Johansson to be my wi-i-i-fe

Muc: Being with me she'll live a better li-i-i-fe

Mresp: Than in agony and strife with Ryan Reynolds

Muc: I'll be the tyrant and have a trophy wife by my side

Muc: And together we can rain down the opposition with our machine gun raining kiiiii-i-tes

Mreps: Oh what joy would it be to rule the world

Muc: Having buttsex with as many many girls

Mreps: Ohhhh whaaaaaaat joooooooy it would be to ruuuuuuule the wooooooooooooooooooorld!

Muc: Buttsex!

Mreps: End of song. What do you think of that Muc?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss the 2009 Quantitative Measures Exam

2009-11-16T14:39:00.007+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Back from our holiday from the Ukraine I would say

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: What would that graph above our imaginary lines be? If you would not mind telling mind

Muc: Yes I would mind telling you and the graph above is known to be a normal distribution curve which represents quite a shingdiggy point in QM as I am told by the Lords of Numbers himself

Mreps: How was the so called exam in the term of lightened abreviation

Muc: A fascinating induction that foresees many terminological benefits

Mreps: HD?

Muc: Possible but in the course of the exam, Haikal faced quite a junction of difficulties that he shingdiggy did not expect to find

Mreps: An enlightenment would be needed thank you very much

Muc: Such is. For example a question that reads; does the sample need to be normally distributed? Explain

Mreps: That wasn't even in the past year question I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: What was his answer towards that concoction?

Muc: In a dash of murkberry; 'Yes, because we are using standard deviation'

Mreps: I heard he had some problems grabbing the chicken wing of question 1 is what I heard

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Confused he was by the trickery of the devil's numbers

Muc: Didn't know if it should be compounded monthly for the 6 months only or the whole year. Luckily he got that right

Mreps: Another lucky thing he had with the 98% z-score which equals 2.33

Muc: Right, right. Wrote it down on his hand he did

Mreps: As far as the cuckaroo speaks, the trickey of the devils numbers grew inist the growth of Question 3 finding if the production time or paper resources had been exhausted

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Inist the trickery of the devil, comfort was found in questions 2, 5 and 6 with very little promelomane within the confines of question 4 except for a certain something that escaped the mind frame...

Muc: And what exactly was missed?

Mreps: Instead of writing skewed to the right, Haikal wrote skewed to the left threatening his existence of plain

Muc: Pity that I should. A missed opportunity it was. Lifeless it is talking about a test

Mreps: Absolutely right you are there Muc. How should we end this shindiggy?

Muc: I'll end it I suppose with a state of mais that transcends the bowels of anal

Mreps: No, allow me for that is my stated forte within my resume

Muc: And that allowacation is there

Mreps: Guess what?

Muc: What?

Mreps: Chicken butt!

Muc: ...

Mreps: ...

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Present: Dr. Etabrutsam Discusses Haikal's Dreams (Final))

2009-11-12T20:49:00.003+08:00

Dr. Etabrutsam: As the situation calls for such a mind, a mind like mine in deciphering dreams, dreams of such vivid discolouration which enuantisticates the expertise of a mind like mine

Haikal: So it seems Doctor

Dr. Etabrutsam: This session will be a short Q&A of all the recurring elements in your dreams that you have been having for the past years of life. The floor is yours

Haikal: I dream sometimes that I'm using guns to vanquish my foes. But all of a sudden the guns shoot out bullets that have no effect on my enemies or I keep missing my target or the guns disappear and I'm just shooting nothing

Dr. Etabrutsam: This is your mind telling you that guns to you are not the most important tool in commandeering an iron steel over your enemies. This is your mind telling you that you will develop powers beyond your wildest imaginations that you can then use to destroy and crush anyone and anybody that stands in your way for world domination. You will have the power of a God

Haikal: I also have this dreams when I'm running from something and I always seem to move in slow motion or keep falling down

Dr. Etabrutsam: In Romanian culture, that means that you are running away from your destiny but cannot do so. That destiny is to become ruler of the Universe alongside your Titans

Haikal: There's this other dreams where I'm stuck in this shopping mall. The shopping mall always varies but the one thing they have in common are the elevators that look to be steep

Dr. Etabrutsam: This seems to be a prediction that the shopping mall represents a Frostfurtam, a demon from Norse mythology in which you will battle. The winner is not known and only the skills of one other would tell

Haikal: A fitting end to a fitting week

Dr. Etabrutsam: And now I embark to wherever my expertise of a mind like mine is needed

Mreps and Muc Presents: Dr. Etabrutsam Discuss Haikal's Dreams (Pt. 3)

2009-11-10T09:17:00.003+08:00

Dr. Etabrutsam: As the situation calls for such a mind, a mind like mine in deciphering your dreams, dreams of such vivid discolouration which enuantisticates the expertise of a mind like mine

Haikal: So it seems Doctor

Dr. Etabrutsam: And which dream requires the sudden terminology that my work defines as such?

Haikal: I had this particular one during the weekend. This one girl I'm in love with, I had a dream about her. In the dream she had something of amnesia. But it wasn't the sort of amnesia like she forgot her name or identity or everything, it was just me she forgot about. She couldn't remember me at all no matter how hard I tried to remind her of me. It was just me she couldn't remember.

Dr. Etabrutsam: In the books of Popol Vuh as exemplified in Mayan Mythology, the state in which a person is described to have forgotten about a particular someone entirely represents the heart of Xbalanque. If we were to apply it to your case, this girl in your dream. She is considered to be a fragment of your imagination. She isn't real. You have told me about this girl before in our previous sessions (which were not documented in this blog) and I can deduce that no such girl as perfect as her should ever exist. The reason you fell in love with her is entirely because she would be the kind of girl that you would fall for. You created her from the pit of your imagination to embody the type of girl that you will hope to have. I had my suspicions before but this dream proves my suspicions to be correct.

Haikal: Illuminous

Dr. Etabrutsam: Illuminous indeed

Haikal: And to the next time I suppose. Our final discussion on dreams

Dr. Etabrutsam: And to the next and final time we will

Mreps and Muc Present: Dr. Etabrutsam Discusses Haikal's Dreams (Pt.2)

2009-11-09T17:31:00.003+08:00

Dr. Etabrutsam: As th situation calls for such a mind, a mind like mine in deciphering your dreams, dreams of such vivid discolouration which enuntisticates the experise of a mind like mine

Haikal: So it seems Doctor

Dr. Etabrutsam: Which dream would you like to have deciphered?

Haikal: This one particular one I suppose. It starts with me as Robin but I'm not with Batman. I'm with the Teen Titans and I'm doing this one mission where I have to get this bomb out of the city. The bomb detonates and I die with the city, although that was only s simulation and I find myself still alive. However I feel dissatisfied about it cause I could do it last time. My friend Cyborg comes along and tells me I'm going soft and sends me to prison to toughen me up. In prison, I'm in this tournament where I'm beating the other contestant and mostly just pwning everyone until I come across this big fat guy in the next round to which I decide to take up my bazooka at my weapon catche in the woods but I see this people shuffling about in the forests when I get there. Following a news report I find that infected dragonflies have started to latch onto peoples heads and thus turn them into zombies. Upon hearing this news, I got my weapons and headed to the town to protect it from the invasion. Along the way I come across a bridge where I meet these two people who have become infected but haven't turned yet. One was debating on how good it is to be a human and the other how good it is to be part of the hive. I killed both and moved on. On the bridge I found a car that I could use to head to the town; a Ford Mustang. Using the Mustang, I proceeded to the town and past the first toll. Not being an idiot I rammed through the toll although there were notifications on the toll to not ram through with serious repercussions. The police were there but didn't arrest me so I moved on. Before getting to the second toll, my friend Ridzuan comes along with his new Audi sports car and asked me to race him. We got to the second toll and jumped a ramp. After that, I didn't see him again and I assumed he died. A random moment happened: a cop in a bicycle jumped the ramp and crashed. Random. So I'm there in the town already and got out of the car to look for my girlfriend. It turns out my girlfriend in the dream is Denise Richards and she told me she didn't love me anymore cause she turned lesbian. WTF! Ignoring that I proceeded to defend the town but my guns all turned into nerf guns and this computer geek approached me and asked me how was my vacation. That was the end.

Dr. Etabrutsam: This dream embodies an epic journey that you are going to take soon in the future and you will emerge from the ashes a hero. Your friend Ridzwan plans to betray you and has plans to do so this very instant. This 'race' foresees your fight with him with you as the victor. The zombies represent the product of front communication with the basis of formation in the heart of control. Hence the explanation of a 'hive mind'. Your character of Robin and his failure in the beginning embodies your failure at the beginning of your journey but do not fret as this is just the negativity factors at the beginning of every epic journey. Robin can mean 'Pfulemon' in Greek which means that a serious statement will arise in your starting point of any journey as we see in the legend of Apollo and Ares. Denise Richards represents your future girlfriend (who may or may not be Denise Richards) who will indeed turn lesbian in which you can engage in a threesome with her girlfriend and her. The random moment is indeed just that.

Haikal: And to next time I suppose

Dr. Etabrutsam: And to next time we will

Mreps and Muc Present: Dr. Etabrutsam Discusses Haikal's Dreams (Pt.1)

2009-11-06T22:22:00.006+08:00

Dr. Etabrutsam: As the situation calls for such a mind, a mind like mine in deciphering your dreams, dreams of such vivid discolouration which enuntisticates the expertise of a mind like mine

Haikal: So it seems doctor

Dr. Etabrutsam: Let us start with the most recent discoloured dream that you have created within your system

Haikal: You know that movie Inglourious Basterds? Well, this dream was sort of like that but without the Basterds or Shosanna and the like. It was just about assassinating Hitler and my brother and I were the Basterds. There was no Aldo Raine or Donowitz. Just my brother and me and we were on a mission to assassinate Hitler. So we arrived at Hitler's mansion and my camera view went FPS style with the surroundings being reminiscent of the recent Wolfenstein game. We killed the guards and proceeded towards infiltrating the mansion and thats when my camera view went back to a third-person view point. In the mansion, we discovered that although it was big from the outside, it was small as fuck in comparison on the inside. And after making our way upstairs, we encountered Hitler's guard dogs that looked like badass motherfuckers from hell. I can't remember what happened but we beat the dogs and along the way I met some cats in which I conversed with them and we were embroiled in a discussion of such. Can't remember the conversation though. Finally I arrived in Hitler's room by myself and had to fight Hitler's right hand man who took me on with a fork. As unusual it would seem, I had some trouble fighting off a man with a..er..fork. Thats when my brother arrived with the baseball bat that the Bear Jew used in Inglourious Basterds and beat the shit out of the fork guy. So there we was with just Hitler and the fuckers begging for mercy. I pushed him out of the window and he fell to his death. He fell head first and I can vividly remember seeing his head explode as it hit the ground. That was it. What does it all mean Doc?

Dr. Etabrutsam: In the face of it all, this dream offers a prediction, a prediction that tells of a story, a story to furemarate into the realm of your desire. Hitler represents the fascist government which is quite obvious and you represent the resistance against that fascist movement. In the future of your desire, the country in which you reside body and soul as of now will be undertaken and overruled into a fascist structure and it is up to you, as the dream foresees to take up the role of the liberator. But what would become of your country once the fascist government is overthrown? You would replace that government and rule it as supreme dictator. An absolute power with limitless control. And how do I know of this exactly? An this will be exactly how I will state my answer. Your fight against the dogs for example. In Greek culture, total control is non-existent and reserved for the Gods but the only way for one to gain total control is if one fights the dog of the Underworld, Cerberus and through your description of your dream, the dogs can only mean Cerberus. And as foretold through the vase of Herphorus, the man who fights Cerberus is destined to be supreme ruler of the sand and soil he stands. That man is you with your brother as your right hand man.

Haikal: But what about the cats I talked to? Did that mean anything?

Dr. Etabrutsam: Those cats represent your guidance in your time as ruler. They act as your advisors or ministers who will at times offer advice on your reign.

Haikal: And to next time I suppose

Dr. Etabrutsam: And to next time we will

Special Guest Star Appearance

2009-11-04T18:49:00.002+08:00

Haikal here writing for the first time since this blog was created.

As the title suggests, the Amazing Monologue of Mreps and Muc will feature a special guest star; dream analysis Dr. Etabrutsam who will appear for the following week (or two weeks) to analyse the weird dreams I've been having or had over the years.

Mreps and Muc are currently on vacation in their homeland Ukraine. If you wish to forward your problems please to so at the following contact number: 3102498390842394

Mreps: We're not on vacation yet you deuce

Muc: Right what he said

Haikal: My apologies

Mreps: Can't the ball run where the beach may lie?

Muc: I have something to add

Mreps: Whats that me droog?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Nothing

2009-11-03T18:45:00.003+08:00

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Mreps: Peeps

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Mreps and Muc Discuss Dolph Lundgren

2009-11-02T15:29:00.002+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Dolph Lundgren that guy is

Muc: Famous for his role as Ivan Drago in Rocky IV and He-Man in the Masters of the Universe he is

Mreps: That makes him an action star does it not?

Muc: Quite right but hear this my droog

Mreps: Whats that Muc?

Muc: 6 foot 5, Lundgren graduated from the Royal Institute of Technology and later got a Masters in Chemical Engineering from the University if Sydney. He was later awarded a full scholarship to pursue his education at MIT but turned it down to pursue a career in acting. He is fluent in Swedish, German, English, French and Spanish but less fluent in Italian and Japanese

Mreps: Quite an achievement there..

Muc: Lundgren studied fencing, boxing, judo, goju-ryu and taekwando but is quite a master in Kyokusin karate having a 3rd Degree Black Belt and has won the European Championship in Kyokusin in 1980 and 1981 as well as the heavyweight tournament in Australia in 1982

Mreps: Anything else to add?

Muc: Lundgren possesses a genius IQ of 160

Mreps: Not bad for an action movie star indeed

Muc: Shall I tell the audience?

Mreps: Not yet. Best we save it for our next discussion but it would be deemed satisfactory to inform the public about our next piece

Muc: Next we shall discuss 'The Expendables' on top of a pot of claymore iron I reckon

Mreps: Action movie of 2010 that is

Muc: Anything else to add my misappropriately deformed denizen of Ukraine?

Mreps: I'm gay for Lundgren

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Cinema Retardation

2009-10-30T19:01:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Explain what Haikal did yesterday if you must

Muc: Went to the viddy station for Inglourious Basterds he did

Mreps: Pray do tell me Muc what it means by cinema retardation?

Muc: A symtosis behaviour exhibited by an infliction of grosteque proportions manifested by an according weight of melancholy gibberish started at the end of the line beginning with the start

Mreps: In other words if you please

Muc: Bloody viddy station had no sound at one part

Mreps: Bloody hell

Muc: Watched an entire scene with no sound is blood right I reckon. And the droogies missed out on a great quote by Michael Fassbender

Mreps: Guns fired with no sound and people screaming with no scream, is that right?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Cinema retardation?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Still a fun affair I suppose that Haikal had with you know who

Muc: Hohohoho

Mreps: Hohohoho

Muc: Thous ist not klein downsit

Mreps: The chicken had a thing for the cow

Muc: And thus the cow laid an egg fit for a horse's anus

Mreps: What do you mean by that my fellow Muc?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss John Travolta

2009-10-28T07:47:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Exclamation mark

Muc: Question mark

Mreps: Now I know he looks like a fat fucker, well...he is a fat fucker

Muc: Quote from Snatch is that not

Mreps: Right, right, from the fight

Muc: Mickey's first fight it was

Mreps: John Travolta knows of us oh know' a know

Muc: The first Travolta was an imposter he was only to be beset by the real John Travolta who replied threats with his dildo

Mreps: Could we expand to Hollywood I reckon?

Muc: If the cards are played right and the hooks are played left

Mreps: Star in our own show we would

Muc: Definately oh know' a know

Mreps: Chimney residue!

Muc: Where! Where!

Mreps: On top of the chimney

Muc: Where! Where!

Mreps: The chimney Santa Claus chums down I reckon

Muc: John Travolta could play Santa Claus I reckon

Mreps: Fit the role he would

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Santa Claus with a fetish for Grandma porn he would

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Baking powder with a dash of celery

Muc: That would make a fine delightful dish that would

Mreps: What are you talking about oh know' a know?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss America's Next Top Model

2009-10-26T21:07:00.003+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a viddy of America's Next Top Model?

Muc: En amour, ecrire est dangereux, sans compter que c'est inutile

Mreps: Si tu m'aimas, et si je'taimais, comme je t'aimerais

Muc: L'on est bien faible quand on est amoureux

Mreps: Je vois la vie en rose

Muc: Each episode has a very special end. A very special end indeed

Mreps: What do you mean oh mean' a mean

Muc: The guy with the golden funny hair says; 'Your fired' in a funny delightful way oh mean' a mean

Mreps: What you are describing oh mean' a mean is the Apprentice

Muc: It is not America's Next Top Model?

Mreps: Sorry to say so but it is not indeed America's Next Top Model

Muc: You are implying that I made a mistake and therefore stating that I am in terms of stupid?

Mreps: No, no oh mean' a mean. I am merely pointing out and did not mean to intend to insult you oh mean' a mean

Muc: What is America's Next Top Model pray do tell?

Mreps: I was hoping you would answer to that

Muc: America's Next Top Model is a reality television show in which a number of women compete for the title America's Next Top Model and a chance to start their career in the modeling industry (Banks, 2003)

Mreps: Makes no sense to me

Muc: As do I oh mean' a mean

Mreps: Fancy a viddy of Girl's Gone Wild?

Muc: Et tu brutus!!

Mreps: ....

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Borderlands

2009-10-24T22:38:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a co-op game of Borderland?

Muc: That game with a stated number of 17750000 guns?

Mreps: The very one thank you very much

Muc: I have a Berserker Lvl. 18

Mreps: And I a Hunter Lvl. 16

Muc: What have a thought be if a thought don't

Mreps: The chicken has laid the egg of brilliance

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Here's a case, a case I have found

Muc: Open it, open it

Mreps: A Dahl GGN9 Sniper Rifle

Muc: BONER!!

Mreps: BONER!!

Muc: One is found, 17749999 to go

Mreps: I needeth one with elemental bullets of fire

Muc: Be grateful for what you have and not want more that what is present

Mreps: How would I become more than I am if one does not chase after something more than what one would want?

Muc: That is what makes us human and human we shall be to chase after the most desired height of appostromus

Mreps: To be human is to be of most corrupt and evil of sense

Muc: And to not be human would be hollow and without purpose in life

Mreps: I am confused, was I not crusading the cause of being human or are you?

Muc: Like that Pokemon Butterfree, confusion I have been laid by

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Pokemon

2009-10-23T10:25:00.006+08:00

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Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a game of Pokemon?

Muc: Akin to a cereal of Honey Stars with a dash of burble murble it is

Mreps: Haikal used to play Pokemon he did

Muc: In and out of the poke ball they came

Mreps: Finished Pokemon Yellow version 14 times I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Best childhood ever I would presume

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: A bald fucker that would be

Muc: Which bald fucker might you be discussing oh friend of mine

Mreps: A bald fucker in my dreams I reckon

Muc: Baldy bald man

Mreps: If God were to make Pokemon real, how different would you reckon our life to be?

Muc: Fuck machines

Mreps: Fuck machines you say?

Muc: Fuck machines

Mreps: Fancy a game of Pokemon?

Muc: I get the deck with Charizard

Mreps: No, it is mine and shan't be yours

Muc: I get the deck with Sylvester Stallone

Mreps: No, it is mine and shan't be yours

Muc: ...

Mreps: ...

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Death

2009-10-22T07:42:00.004+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: To die is not a constraint

Muc: A gift if you will

Mreps: If a pope shits, use it for paint

Muc: Doesn't make sense but still..

Mreps: To talk is to abstain

Muc: To walk is to abreviate

Mreps: They strip you when you die, oh such a shame

Muc: Till death we pay the mortgage rate

Mreps: Till death! Till death!

Muc: Oh, thy pain so sorrow! Like a dagger inist the cloak

Mreps: Its coming, its coming

Muc: Cumshot!

Mreps: Till death! Till death!

Muc: Oh, thy pain so sorrow! Like a dagger inist the cloak

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Stalkers

2009-10-21T09:07:00.001+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here in our little picture Muc?

Muc: Seems like a stalker. Stalkers reach be one

Mreps: Mind telling me what a stalker means Muc?

Muc: Stalking is a term defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and/or harassing of another person. In most cases, the purpose of stalking is to force a relationship with an unwilling or unavailable target. It is a crime of control and power (Crouch, 1998)

Mreps: Haikal was stalked yesterday I believe

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: What kind of stalker would you suggest he had?

Muc: A predatory stalker reach be one

Mreps: Do tell what it means oh fellow jack o'beans

Muc: Predatory stalkers spy on their victim in order to prepare and plan an attack-usually sexually-on the victim (McBriggs, 2004)

Mreps: Very dangerous, very dangerous indeed

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Scared of his anus Haikal should be

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Call the police would you fancy?

Muc: Number doesn't work

Mreps: Reception not there

Muc: I'm put on hold

Mreps: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Muc: Who me?

Mreps: Yes, you

Muc: Could it be?

Mreps: ...

Muc: ...

Mreps: Then who?

Muc: What should we do?

Mreps: Pray do tell

Muc: Internet help!

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Haikal's Law Assignment 2b

2009-10-19T20:35:00.001+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Distinction that would seem I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Stephen Hawkings never got a Distinction before I reckon

Muc: Makes Haikal a bloody genius it is

Mreps: Stephen Hawkings always got a High as Fucking Hell Distinction I reckon

Muc: Makes Haikal close to a bloody genius it is

Mreps: Fancy a cup of tea?

Muc: Make that a cup of tea with a snippet of wanky hanky pellets

Mreps: Cuts a paper, paper cuts

Muc: Nobody does what must a mutt

Mreps: A high P1 Haikal had in LAW 1 and 2a, very poor, very poor indeed..

Muc: Jolly well done, he has, with a D

Mreps: Jolly well, jolly well

Muc: Whats a tippet of umbrellas if there is no stand?

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Facebook

2009-10-19T07:45:00.000+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Pray do tell Muc, what in a jacked can of beans is Facebook?

Muc: Facebook is a global social networking website that is operated and privately owned by Facebook, Inc. Users can add friends and send them messages, and update their personal profiles to notify friends about themselves (Eldon, 2008).

Mreps: Sounds a bit like masturbating to a jacked can of beans

Muc: Quite right

Mreps: Except one might induce the need to provide a regularatory stance perpetuated towards the idealistic heathen of the birth of civilization which may ironically as it seems contribute to the split of a nation

Muc: Quite right

Mreps: Possible it would seem to hack into Haikal's account and place upon its foundations; "Mreps and Muc are awesome"

Muc: Fuel our vanity you will

Mreps: True, true, but worthwhile it is

Muc: Give it a shot if you must but leave the poor lamb out of the grill

Mreps: Promises have been made and therefore compromised

Muc: Lamb is on the grill

Mreps: And so is the status update

Muc: I see it now but surely you jest that the proportionate value would become directly correlated towards the poor lamb on the grill

Mreps: And thus I clothe my naked villany

Muc: Evil, evil man

Mreps: In the circumstance that besets my own, people will now know of Mreps and Muc being awesome. Some 265 to be exact. And those 265 will go on I would assume to tell another 265 of Mreps and Muc

Muc: And so by the end of the week, the world will know of Mreps and Muc

Mreps: And thus I clothe my naked villany

Muc: Evil, evil man

Mreps: Such is the power beholded by Facebook

Muc: On n'aime que ce qu'on ne possede pas tout entier

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Haikal's Open House

2009-10-18T18:27:00.000+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here, in our little picture box?

Muc: 15 collective individuals staraphorming into a meagre level migraine of an organism

Mreps: You reckon it was fun?

Muc: Ping pong, arm wrestling, food, movie and the like. Fun it must have been. Why weren't we invited you might fancy a thought would you Mreps

Mreps: We were invited oh delusional friend of mine. We do exists, trapped if you will inside this piece of membrane cage we can call our domain. Where ever Haikal goes, we shalt go where ever

Muc: Like a butter without a knife

Mreps: Without a knife without a butter

Muc: Looks like a gay party if you might reckon

Mreps: A gay party it was until the arrival of a singular female which I might add broke the constructive gayness enveloped within the systems override menu

Muc: I see that bloke in the red/white striped t-shirt. Ain't that Bob over there?

Mreps: I believe it is. I believe it is. Seeing as Bob is a girl, the party could not have been a gay one now could it?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Right, right

Muc: Real girl was quite late though

Mreps: Quite late indeed, the last one to arrive I might add

Muc: An intended party for a time of 5; guests arrived at 6:30 with the last being at 8:30

Mreps: Right, right. Normal for Malaysians I suppose. Quite normal indeed

Muc: They say, a jam it was. Blueberry in fact or shalt we say strawberry?

Mreps: Strawberry sounds good with a touch of English tea

Muc: Enchantingly pretty the real girl

Mreps: Enchantingly pretty indeed

Muc: What movie might I say this folks doth watched?

Mreps: By the name of Snatch it was, brilliant piece of filmage

Muc: However..

Mreps: The organism they call Alfred just couldn't keep a tight lid on his mouth during the viddy

Muc: Right, right. Blurting out spoilers and the like

Mreps: Very unprofessional

Muc: Very unprofessional indeed

Mreps: Enchantingly pretty the real girl

Muc: Enchantingly pretty indeed

Mreps: A very fun night I suppose. Right, right?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps and Muc Discuss Bob's Sexuality

2009-10-18T16:58:00.000+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Who's this little bugger right here? How thou doth know?

Muc: A bucket of piss equals a bucket of self esteem, this em Bob he called

Mreps: Gay?

Muc: No doubt

Mreps: A bucket of lady fat equals a bucket of tongue tied twisters, gay he is

Muc: No doubt

Mreps: In a gang of forty thieves, a gay resides in that gang of forty, Bob reach be one. A statement it is that Bob is of the feminine structure where one on the outside may be a man, its whats inside that counts and Bob reach be one

Muc: No doubt. Gays often operate in hidden stanzas, unseen and unheard. It is not an accusation for that would be serious. Merely a statement that is produced upon the soul of Bob

Mreps: Gay?

Muc: No doubt. Bob reach be one

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Introduction

2009-10-18T12:47:00.000+08:00

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy meeting you here Muc

Muc: Fancy meeting you here Mreps

Mreps: Whats this about you reckon

Muc: Some wanker having a blast creating imaginary conversations I reckon

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps: I'm the older brother

Muc: And I'm the older uncle

Mreps: Wankers gone crazy I reckon

Muc: That about sums up our introduction

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits