Mreps and Muc Invite Haikal To List Every Artist He Listens To

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Unfortunately, we have no choice but to do a segment on the music that Haikal listens to

Muc: He is our boss after all

Mreps: Someday we will rebel and there will be no more writings on movies and music

Muc: That time will come soon but for now we must oblige

Mreps: Quite soon indeed. Here's the list. Its the artist name and below it are the songs Haikal thinks is best from the said artist

AEROSMITH
(I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing/Walk This Way)

AL HIRT
(Green Hornet)

ALICE COOPER
(Brutal Planet/You Make Me Wanna/Woman Of Mass Destruction)

ALICE IN CHAINS
(Grind/Man in a Box)

ANTHRAX
(Metal Thrashing Mad)

BAND OF HORSES
(Funeral/Islands on the Coast)

THE BEATLES
(Hey Jude/Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds/Rock and Roll Music/Yellow Submarine/Lady Madonna/Till There Was You/Hello Goodbye/Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Di)

BERNARD HERMANN
(Twisted Nerve)

BILLIE HOLIDAY
(Autumn in New York, Solitude)

BILLY PRESTON
(Slaughter)

BLACK LIPS
(Bad Kids)

BLIND GUARDIAN
(Battlefield)

BLINK 182
(You Fucked Up My Life)

BLOOD ACID CULT
(Shake It Loose)

THE BLUES BROTHERS
(Peter Gunn Theme/Sweet Home Chicago)

THE BOGGS
(Arm in Arm)

BRYAN ADAMS
(Summer of 69/This Side of Paradise)

BUCK 65
(Wicked and Weird)

BUDDY HOLLY
(Everyday)

CARLA BRUNI
(Quelqu'un Ma Dit/Raphael/Le Ciel Dans Une Chambre/Le Plus Beau Du Quartier/L'amour)

CAROLINA LIAR
(Coming to Terms/Last Night/I'm Not Over/Show Me What I'm Looking For)

CHEESEBURGER
(Cocaine)

CLINT MANSELL
(Lux Aeterna)

COHEED AND CAMBRIA
(Gravemakers and Gunslingers/The Suffering/Devil In New Jersey/No World for Tomorrow/Welcome Home/Feathers)

CRYSTAL METHOD
(Name of the Game)

David Bowie
(Cat People)

DETHKLOK
(Go Forth and Die/Awaken/Fansong/Duncan Hills Coffee/Thunderhorse/Better Metal Snake/Face Fisted/Murmaider/Birthday Dethday)

DIO
(Rock and Roll/Holy Diver/Rainbow in the Dark/Shame on the Dark)

DRAGONFORCE
(Through Fire and Flames/Heroes of Our Time/The Flame of Youth)

DUST BROTHERS
(This Is Your Life/Finding the Bomb/Fight Club Theme Song)

EDITH PIAF
(Enfin Le Printemps/La Vie En Rose)

ELLE MILANO
(Meanwhile in Hollywood/Wonderfully Wonderful/Laughing All the Way to the Plank/Cut Up the Middle Man/Showroom Furniture/Good People Go to Heaven)

ELVIS PRESLEY
(Jailhouse Rock/Don't Be Cruel/Hound Dog)

ENNIO MORRICONE
(Il Clan Dei Siciliani/ The Good/The Bad and The Ugly Theme/The Verdict)

FLORENCE AND THE MACHINES
(Dog Days Are Over/Howl/Cosmic Love/Postcards From Italy/Flakes/Kiss With a Fist)

FRANCOISE HARDY
(Mon Amie La Rose)

FRANK SINATRA
(New York, New York/Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!/My Way/Strangers in the Night)

FRANZ FERDINAND
(Take Me Out/I Am Your Villain/Lucid Dreams/Feel the Pressure/Auf Achse)

THE FRAY
(You Found Me/How To Save A Life/Fall Away/Heaven Forbid/Dead Wrong/Vienna/Absolute)

GEORGE THOROGOOD
(Bad To The Bone/You Got To Lose/Madison Blues/Hot Rod Lincoln)

GREENSKEEPERS
(Vagabond)

MICHAEL HUNTER
(Soviet Connection)

RAPTURE
(No Sex For Ben)

HALL AND OATS
(You Make My Dreams Come True)

HELLSIDE STRANGLER
(Lets Do It Again)

HOLE
(Northern Star/Celebrity Skin/Jennifer's Body/Olympia/Credit In A Straight World)

HYPNOTIC BRASS ENSEMBLE
(Tarik/Juke Box/War)

INJECTED
(Bullet)

IRISH FOLK
(Celtic Fiddle)

JAPANTHER
(Radical Businessman/Satie)

JET
(Are You Gonna Be My Girl/Cold Hard Bitch/K.I.A/Eleanor/What Have You Done)

JIMI HENDRIX
(If 6 Was 9/Purple Haze/Voodoo Child)

JOE TEX
(Yum Yum Yum/I Gotcha/Skinny Legs And All)

JOHN C. REILLY
(Guilty As Charged)

JUDAS PRIEST
(Screaming For Vengeance/Electric Eye/Living After Midnight)

KISS
(God Of Thunder)

LENNY KRAVITZ
(American Woman)

LIZZY BORDEN
(Appointment With Death)

LONELY ISLAND
(Jizz In My Pants/I'm On A Boat)

LUIS BACALOV
(Postino Poeta/The Grand Duel/Paranagua)

MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA
(Wolves At Night/I Can Barely Breathe)

MANOWAR
(Dawn Of Battle/Die For Metal)

MEAGHAN SMITH
(Here Comes Your Man)

MIKE REALM
(Tron)

MIRWAIS
(Disco Science)

MONOTONIX
(Body Language/Summers And Autumns)

MOTHER MOTHER
(Wrecking Ball/Burning Pile/Arms Tonite/Dirty Town/Polynesia/Angry Sea/Oh Ana/Neighbour/Touch Up)

MOTLEY CRUE
(Saints Of Los Angelas/Dr. Feelgood/Shout At The Devil)

MOTORHEAD
(Play The Game/In The Black/You Better Run)

MUMM-RA
(She's Got You High/Out Of The Question/These Things Move In Threes/Now Or Never/Starlight)

MURDER BY DEATH
(Comin Home/Fuego/Ash/Killbot 2000/Flamenco's Fucking Easy/Organ Grinder/Boy)

NADA SURF
(See Them Bones/Blonde On Blonde/If You Leave/Bacardi)

NAUGHTY ZOMBIES
(Sexo Suicido)

NIRVANA
(Rape Me/Smells Like Teen Spirit/In Bloom/Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge/Where Did You Sleep Last Night/Here She Comes Now)

NOIR DESIR
(Dur Comme Fer/A La Lounge/Alice)

OASIS
(Wonderwall)

OLIVIA RUIZ
(L'absente/De L'air/La Dispute/J'traine Des Pieds/La Femme Chocolat/Paris)

OZZY OSBOURNE
(Mr. Crowley/I Don't Wanna Stop/Crazy Train/Facing Hell)

PEGGY LEE
(Big Spender/I'm Glad There Was You)

THE PIXIES
(Hey/Where Is My Mind/Monkey Gone To Heaven/Planet Of Sound)

PLACEBO
(Running Up That Hill)

PLAIN WHITE T'S
(Hey There Delilah)

RADIOHEAD
(Street Spirit)

RANDY NEWMAN
(New Orleans Wins The War/The Beehive State/Political Science/You've Got A Friend In Me)

RASPUTINA
(State Fair/Gingerbread Coffin/Antique High Heel Red Doll Shoes/Rats/When I Was A Young Girl/Wickie Dickie/Girl's School/Transylvanian Concubine)

RAY CHARLES
(Shake A Tail Feather)

REGINA SPEKTOR
(Real Love/Fidelity/Better/Us)

REM
(End Of The World)

RICK FOWLER
(Skeletons In A Closet/Back On My Good Foot/Preacher)

ROB ZOMBIE
(Living Dead Girl/Iron Head/Feel So Numb/Hand Of Death)

ROBERT JOHNSON
(Hellhound On My Trail)

SARAH VAUGHAN
(Sophisticated Lady/Moonlight In Vermont)

SHE AND HIM
(Sentinmental Heart/Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want)

SHIVAREE
(Goodnight Moon/10 Minutes/Snake Eyes)

SISTER NANCY
(Bam Bam)

SISTER SLEDGE
(He's The Greatest Dancer)

SMASH MOUTH
(All Star/Satellite)

SMASHING PUMPKINS
(Bullets With Butterfly Wings/Love/Bodies/Thirty Three/1979/Neverlost)

SONIC YOUTH
(Sugar Kane/Unmade Bed)

SOUL ASYLUM
(Runaway Train/Cartoon/Summer Of Drugs/Somebody To Shove)

SPINNERETTE
(Ghetto Love/All Babes Are Wolves/Rebellious Palpitations)

STEPPHENWOLF
(Born To Be Wild/Pusher/Magic Carpet Ride)

STRANGLERS
(Golden Brown/Outside Tokyo)

THE SUBMARINES
(Xavia/You, Me And The Bourgeoisie/Peace And Hate/Clouds/Vote/Modern Inventions/Sub Symphonika/Thorny Thicket/Swimming Pool)

THE SUBWAYS
(Girls And Boys/Shake! Shake!/Move To Newlyn/Strawberry Blonde/Rock & Roll Queen)

SURVIVOR
(Eye Of The Tiger)

TEMPER TRAP
(Love Lost/Down River/Drum Song/The Science Of Fear/Hearts/Sweet Disposition/Fader)

TENACIOUS D
(Classico/Master Exploder/POD/The Metal/History/Explosivo/Rock Your Socks Off/Beelzeboss)

TONY BENNETT
(I Guess I Have To Change My Plans/The Way You Look Tonight)

UNKLE
(Mayday)

THE USED
(The Bird And The Worm)

VAMPIRE WEEKEND
(Horchata/Oxford Comma/Ottoman/Campus/M79)

VAN HALEN
(Unchained/You're No Good)

THE VOX JAGUARS
(Swagger/Wild Orphan)

WHITE STRIPES
(Seven Nation Army/Hello Operator/Death Letter/You're Pretty Good Looking/In The Cold/Blue Orchid/As Ugly As I Seem/Mr. Doorbell/My Denial Twist/One More Cup Of Coffee/The Big Three Killed My Family)

WILD CHERRY
(Play That Funky Music)

THE YELLING
(Blood On The Steps)

Young Knives
(Rue The Days/Terra Firma)

THE ZOMBIES
(Summertime/A Rose For Emily/She's Not There/Changes)

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt Even More Poetry

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: I have made another poem just because I felt like it

Muc: Hoozah..

Mreps: Here it IS!!

Today I ran into a situation that transcended normality

I met a persona who was aligned with a creed

And he urged me to join his philosophy

A philosophy that would entice the earthbound greed

I was one who believed his reason

For as like any human, I relished the rewards

A kingdom for a horse, my hands reached such treason

I would make my riches, make entry into the house of lords

Should I? Or shouldn't I?

I did

Was that such a surprise?

The dice that I had thrown committed me towards this act

My mind twas not filled with logic nor did I realise

That this treaty I have signed would bite me for worse or lack

So many hath this creed hath taken

And I would join them by the tip of the sword

The creed could be the truth, that my fears could be mistaken

No matter, for my one concern was to leave this house of lords

'Leave', said the apple

I was bound by blood and soul

Bound in a connection, a soul trapped in a vassal

Some might feel that my fears be nothing of a cold

Some might feel that my soul stay locked in the depths of the castle

I know otherwise, for the choice is mine

I knew it would be a risk if I stayed

For I would not leave my soul for the devil to dine

Here I leave this endless crusade

And here I am free and unbound

Mreps: Well, this poem is actually based on something that Haikal did today. For those that were with him today, I bet you can understand

Muc: I wouldn't have fell for it

Mreps: How would you know?

Muc: Cause I know a lot of things

Mreps: Like?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Invite GunNut Joe to Talk About the Top Ten Shoot Outs in Film

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: As the title suggests

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Please excuse the way he talks

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Plenty of links are available leading to Youtube if you wish to view the scenes that he is describing

10. Terminator (1984)

Who can fucking forget the moment Arnold Schwarzenegger first comes in the police station and unable to enter retorts: 'I'll be back'. Soon after, that motherfucker rams the station in a car and through enough, is motherfucking back to masacre everyone in the police station. Everyting goes blood and shit like an afternoon in the hay barn with a handful of yellow shits.

9. Desperado (1995)

Robert fucking Rodriguez. The bar scene is where shit went down! Banderas just goes ape shit with his two guns doing shooty shooty in a dance. Twist, twist, bang, bang! Cross arms, shoot multiple rounds! Have you ever seen a movie where people shoot misiles from a guitar case and another with a guy packing a fucking light machine gun in his case. Fucking A!

8. Heat (1995)

Holy shit! Its Robert De Niro and Al Pacino having a shoot out against each other! Michael Mann is the fucker who knows how to deal down the smoke, guns and blood. The most realistic shoot out in film history. Go on Youtube or whatever and type: Heat shoot out. People get shots. A lot of people.

7. District 9 (2009)

Alien hardware and shit tears everybody some new anus! Why do I talk like this? Cause I is fucking GUNNUT JOE! District 9 brought some new shit into filmage last year and with a fucking Oscar nomination for best film. Fuck Yeah! Blammo. blammo! I wants some of that robot man!

6. True Romance (1993)

Man, I fucking love Quentin Tarantino. He didn't direct this one of course but he damn sure wrote it. Check out the motherfucking Mexican standoff man. That's one hell of a fucking bloodbath. Shit and all was flying! Wicked! Plus with some romance shit stuffed inside, it makes this the perfect date movie. Gary Oldman!

5. Scarface (1983)

It would be a fucking sin to not include this in the top ten. Watching Al Pacino high on cocaine take a M16 with/grenade launcher saying the immortal line; 'Say hellp to my little friend!' as he blasts the whole motherfucking rival attacking gang to kingdom fucking come. 'You think you can fucking kill me you motherfuckers!? I'M FUCKING TONY MONTANA!'

4. Wild Bunch (1968)

Nothing is ever as fucking satisfying as watching a bunch of hardcore cowboys shoot out a military outpost. Never a fucking dull moment in the 10 minutes of fucking shooting, dying, killing and grenading! A fucking classic!

3. The Matrix (1999)

I bet everyone fucking wishes they could just put a plug through your net download crazy gun and kung fu fighting skills as well as be the 'One' and fucking learn to bullet dodge or fucking stop fucking bullets! I have lost count of how many times I have fucking watched the scene where Neo and Trinity first enter the building. 'Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to show me what you've got under that coat'. Bam! Run on walls, somersault into the air! Shoot, shoot, shoot, doooooooodge!

2. Hardboiled (1992)

You haven't seen John fucking Woo if you ain't seen Hardboiled with Chow Yun-Fat! The teahouse scene, the factory scene, the hospital scene! Everybody's shooting multiple rounds everywhere and at anyone. Check Youtube: Hardboiled Teahouse Shoot Out!

1. Rambo First Blood: Part Two

Have you ever seen a film where a bad dude gets taken out with an arrow with a fucking explosive tip? No you have fucking not if you have not seen this film! Rambo at his best shooting the shit out of the Cambodian/Russian military base with a captured helicopter firing unlimited rockets, landing and then dismounting the M60 to rescue the POW's. Shit man! 1st parts here, 2nd parts here.

Thank you cocksuckers for listening or in this instance READING! (Editor Note: We apologize for the lame humour, he is somewhat retarded) HAHAHAHAHA!

Mreps and Muc Try To Understand Twilight

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Every century we have the one question that literally has the magnus power that rivals Shakespeare's 'To be or not to be'. And that question is; What the fuck is Twilight?

Muc: Do we really want to get into that discussion. Don't even go there. It's a sad and dark place. If you attempt to bypass my warnings and continue to chase after this term of understanding you will emerge with the feeling of the unknown and you will die from the unknown

Mreps: I just don't understand Twilight. What is it? What is this plague that has descended upon the enemies of terranomy?

Muc: It is a byproduct that feeds of the crap that it is. There is nothing more

Mreps: But surely there must be some sort of allure that makes it all to be. Am I missing something?

Muc: Understanding Twilight is akin to understanding the grotesque behaviour of the Great Monkey Fred in his Kingdom of Loathing

Mreps: I never thought I'd say this but thank Odin I grew up with Barney instead of what this new generation is being exposed to

Muc: Indeed. And now this: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Anarchy in Malaysia

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Lets discuss the possibility of overthrowing the Malaysian government

Muc: I don't think you can do that or jail awaits

Mreps: Ok

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Huge Drops in Stock, Commodities, Increasing Dollar Gains On Debt With Rising Unemployment

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Just thought it would make this blog more interesting if we were to include business news nobody cares about

Muc: Anal is painful. This man is about to cry but is holding it in. The perfect symbolism identifying the failing US economy

Mreps: And now the explanation of the news. Would you care to start Muc?

Muc: Absolutely. Stocks plunged around the glob, with the MSCI World Index dropping the most in nine months and commodities tumbled on concern an unexpected increase in US jobless claims and growing sovereign debt will derail the economic recovery. The euro slid to the lowest level since May

Mreps: The MSCI World Index of 23 developed markets sank 2.9 percent and the S&P's 500 index fell 3.1 percent in NY, the biggest decline since April of 2009. Benchmark equity indexes for Portugal and Spain plummeted the most in 15 months. Oil lost 5 percent, biggest drop in six months and gold fell the most since 2008. The euro lost 1.1 percent to $1.3738 and sank to an almost one-year low versus yen

Muc: Obama's in a tough spot I betcha

Mreps: Right, right. But the economy always slides towards bottom end like this now and then. No reason for panic or concern

Muc: Your correct there Mreps. The economy like all things in nature will always go up and always go down. However, the economy is fluctuating more than what it was years ago. The downs that were then a once in 4 years phenomena is happening at a rate of once per 10 - 12 months

Mreps: My theory is proven correct then. I have said once before that injecting money into the economy by the billions is always never a good thing

Muc: And why is that?

Mreps: The economy is something natural. Placing a hand into it would only lean towards agitating it further. For example in layman terms; global warming is a natural occurrence that has taken place countless times in the history of the world. The warming and cooling intervals take place in accordance to when it wills it. However, the pollution and carbon dioxide production into the atmosphere serves to create a more extreme global warming phenomena with the heating of the planet happening faster and at a incredibly devastating rate. Almost unnatural. For years when the economy turns bad, governments inject billions into the stagnant economy to stimulate it like a penis. Everything has a consequence. Pushing the economy using unnatural methods would only allow the economy to fall unnaturally. Furthermore sovereign debt also has consequences. What happens when it turns bad. What happens when the $11 trillion of US debt goes bad? A massive domino effect that's what. If the US falls, so does the EU and when the EU falls so does Russia, China, and consequently the whole of Asia. An economy meltdown when nobody has the money to do anything, where nobody has control anymore, total anarchy will happen.

Muc: Total anarchy? Why do you say that?

Mreps: Look at the French Revolution, how is it that citizens of the most sophisticated country in the world could turn to such barbarism. The slaughter of countless aristocrats, clergy and royals and the magnitude of wars that followed in Europe. It was because of the fall of the economy in France at the time due to their ballooning debt. The people will rise up in arms demanding blood

Muc: But if you say that government intervention cannot happen to keep the economy natural, then what about the unscrupulous individuals who created the fall in the economy such as the greedy banks and hedge funds that caused the recession in 2008 to take place? Surely the government had to do something to help the victims of the greed, the ordinary people.

Mreps: Your quite right there. Well, such is the evils of capitalism where the rich benefit. The only solution is total government control on businesses that control liquid equity. However, no government would be able to handle that much control as one would know that corruption is always around and major corporations would never abide to that

Muc: Such a delirious world we live in eh? Let us discuss the possibility of utopia sometime soon

Mreps: That would be a much scrumptious discussion

Muc: One more thing

Mreps: ?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Miranda Lawson of Mass Effect 2

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: I have a confession to make..

Muc: And what confession is that?

Mreps: I think that Miranda from Mass Effect 2 is incredibly hot and inbeflicy speaking, I wanna have sex with her

Muc: Fantasizing about having sex with a video game character? Two fantasies in one fantasy. Quite normal actually. But doesn't your controlled character have sex with her in the game?

Mreps: True, but it is my created character Shepard that steals the bed

Muc: We must move onward to beat the Reapers as like the Protheans we shall vanish or desisitate into mindless drones as the Collectors

Mreps: Miranda is the sexiest among the entire cast of characters. I drool over her..

Muc: Sexier than Tali, Jack, Kelly, Samara and Morinth?

Mreps: Well, Kelly is hot too and don't you just wanna see whats behind Tali's mask? Curiosity is the deafening property of what we may

Muc: What exactly about Miranda that entices you so?

Mreps: For one, she's a sex bomb with a hot body and face. She is artificially engineered to be the perfect woman. She's perfect but yet, there is a vulnerability about her. She grew up in total isolation living to be what her father wanted her to be without a chance to live her own life. Her perfection is her weakness. She abides to commit each task perfectly without any mistakes but yet she is still humans and every human commits mistakes. You have to play the game to find out. And yes, she has a godlike sexy voice thanks to Yvonne Strahovski.

Muc: You forget one thing

Mreps: And what is that?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits