Mreps and Muc Discuss Books

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: It would be nice if we could read books

Muc: Alas, we have no eyes nor hands nor any physical traits

Mreps: I have an eye

Muc: That is not your eye! That is the Eye Of Sauron!

Mreps: It is embedded into my lifespan. I know see everything

Muc: And thus I take a rod and blind you

Mreps: And thus I cannot see no more

Muc: No more eyes for you

Mreps: Would be nice to have an eye or two just to read some books

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits