Mreps: Good day to you Muc Muc: Good day to you Mreps
Mreps: Huge problem Muc, readership has been at its all time low for our brilliant blog
Muc: Nobodies reading the 'Amazing Monologue Of Mreps And Muc'?
Mreps: Maybe one or two
Muc: That is grotesquely bad
Mreps: Truly
Muc: Who are our confirmed readers?
Mreps: JT, Fake JT, Chinese guy that puts up weird comments with a link to a webcam porn site and that Retard that has two identities identified so far (Dr. Tao and Henry Ting). Oh, and that girl Sandra who was trying to promote some DVD
Muc: Any famous people reading our blog?
Mreps: Quentin Tarantino, Dorian Gray, Boba Fett, Han Solo, Clint Eastwood, Oscar the Grouch, Ali G and Gary Oldman
Muc: How is it that the most retarded kind of blogs seem to be getting more readership views than us?
Mreps: That's because the people that own those blogs are pretty girls and most of the people reading them are perverted old men with dildos stuck in their anus
Muc: We must invite a hot human specimen of the girl side to talk on our blog then
Mreps: That would be one of the plans
Muc: I hate those stupid blogs that are always crapped up with cam whore photos, personal stuff and inane writing. Compared, our blog rocks more inuendos than their piece of overly psychodelic ramblings on penises
Mreps: Behold, the unfairness of life!
Muc: And embrace it my brother for the world of decay suits the greenish nature of Christmas
Mreps: And thus the sheep has died
Muc: I had sex with your wife
Mreps: Peeps
Muc: Tits
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