Mreps and Muc Discuss Books

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: It would be nice if we could read books

Muc: Alas, we have no eyes nor hands nor any physical traits

Mreps: I have an eye

Muc: That is not your eye! That is the Eye Of Sauron!

Mreps: It is embedded into my lifespan. I know see everything

Muc: And thus I take a rod and blind you

Mreps: And thus I cannot see no more

Muc: No more eyes for you

Mreps: Would be nice to have an eye or two just to read some books

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Growing Up

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Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Need we explain more?

Muc: This pitcher seems sufficient enough, if I may say

Mreps: And you have said it well. Too well

Muc: That is a dangerous atsertion

Mreps: I meant that as a compliment

Muc: And I took it as a compliment

Mreps: Touche

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Mexican Wrestling (in ESPANOL!!)

Mreps: Buen dia Muc

Muc: Buen dia Mreps

Mreps: No lo entiendo

Muc: Esto es porque su un retraso mental

Mreps: Your the fucking retard!

Muc: In Spanish, idiot

Mreps: El puto retrasar su!

Muc: La lucha libre mexicana es emocionante para ver, no?

Mreps: Hay una perturbacion en la fuerza que solo puede superarse con la lucha libre mexicana

Muc: Quein es tu luchador favorito?

Mreps: El luchador que se llama a si mismo de ametralladora

Muc: Su remate?

Mreps: La columna vertebral de los demonios

Muc: Excelente

Mreps: Speaking in Spanish is the sign that you are an elite member of society

Muc: And talking about mexican wrestling in Spanish even ups your eliteness

Mreps: Excelente

Muc: Excelente

Mreps: Excelente?

Muc: Tuve relaciones sexuales con su esposa

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tetas

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Coolest GIF Ever

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Thoroughly mind bendingly brilliant GIF

Muc: What is a GIF Mreps, if you would be so kind?

Mreps: A GIF (Graphics Interchange Format) is a bitmap image format that was introduced by CompuServe in 1987 and has since come into widespread usage on the World Wide Web due to its support and its portability (Elohssa, 2009)

Muc: It is a cool GIF

Mreps: Indeed. From Pulp Fiction. Where Brett gets it

Muc: Cool GIF from a cool scene. We are so exotically cool, aren't we Mreps?

Mreps: Righty

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Shock And Awe

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What exactly is Shock and Awe Muc?

Muc: It is techincally known as rapid dominance, is a military doctrine based on the overwhelming power, dominant battlefield awareness, dominant maneuvers and spectacular displays of force to paralyze an adversary's perception of the battlefield and destroy its will to fight (Elohssa, 1990)

Mreps: A USA favourite. Desrupting infrastructure as well as taking out as many civilians as possible, while the rest die out of starvation, disease and dehydration from the lack of food, water, power supply and hospitals. The most humane battle tactic available. Thumbs up USA

Muc: Shock

Mreps: And

Muc: Awe

Mreps: Its like fireworks but on the ground

Muc: This blog is very educational

Mreps: Indeed it is

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt Even Even More Poetry

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What can an individual create in a given time and eternity?

Muc: What?

Mreps: Poetry!

Falling in love is a unique occurrence in life

It happens only a few times in eternity

When it happens, when love arrives

I seem to be spell bounded by that timeless beauty

Those striking eyes, that goddess face

A smile that burns all my troubles away

I dream of falling in your warm embrace

To take your hand, arm in arm, down the stairway

If only

If only

If only I would one day

Meet that girl who would love me as how I love her

To dream that forever she would stay

And forever I would be, in love and loved, day by day, hour by hour

Eternal love, is a myth I'm chasing

Always, it is me who is in love, but never the other

Well, here I sit, dreaming and sighing

Over things that may never

Love is nothing as it seems

Love is just your hopes and dreams

Love is magic, everlasting and more

Love is L'amour

Muc: This makes me wanna puke

Mreps: Puke is a form of flattery

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss 'Who's Reading This Blog'

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Huge problem Muc, readership has been at its all time low for our brilliant blog

Muc: Nobodies reading the 'Amazing Monologue Of Mreps And Muc'?

Mreps: Maybe one or two

Muc: That is grotesquely bad

Mreps: Truly

Muc: Who are our confirmed readers?

Mreps: JT, Fake JT, Chinese guy that puts up weird comments with a link to a webcam porn site and that Retard that has two identities identified so far (Dr. Tao and Henry Ting). Oh, and that girl Sandra who was trying to promote some DVD

Muc: Any famous people reading our blog?

Mreps: Quentin Tarantino, Dorian Gray, Boba Fett, Han Solo, Clint Eastwood, Oscar the Grouch, Ali G and Gary Oldman

Muc: How is it that the most retarded kind of blogs seem to be getting more readership views than us?

Mreps: That's because the people that own those blogs are pretty girls and most of the people reading them are perverted old men with dildos stuck in their anus

Muc: We must invite a hot human specimen of the girl side to talk on our blog then

Mreps: That would be one of the plans

Muc: I hate those stupid blogs that are always crapped up with cam whore photos, personal stuff and inane writing. Compared, our blog rocks more inuendos than their piece of overly psychodelic ramblings on penises

Mreps: Behold, the unfairness of life!

Muc: And embrace it my brother for the world of decay suits the greenish nature of Christmas

Mreps: And thus the sheep has died

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Vera Farmiga

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Vera Farmiga is a very attractive specimen of the female kind

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Also a great actress

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: She made 2009's Up In The Air (Editors Note: Which is now just showing in Malaysia, very fucking late don't you think? Just buy the uncensored pirated DVD) a very good movie to watch

Muc: You just liked that movie because she appeared nude in it

Mreps: Not completely nude.. And she was good in it, that's why she's nominated for an Oscar she is

Muc: But everyone knows she's not gonna win it

Mreps: Yeah.. Fucking Mo'Nique..

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

An Awesome Cool Art Piece On Bioshock 2

This Art Piece really captures the insanity of Rapture

Mreps and Muc Discuss Bioshock 2

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a bit if Bioshock 2?

Muc: I reckon I am

Mreps: Bit of the same old same old vibe eh?

Muc: I reckon it is

Mreps: Big Sister is a bloody intense-o-rama affair though

Muc: And the Spider Splicers look more menacing and are a bit of a bitch this time around

Mreps: Nothing a fistful of freezing can fix with a blammo of solid shotgun slugs

Muc: Nor a fistful of Bee Swarm III to distract them with a dash of rocket spear

Mreps: Nor a fistful of Hypnotize II to let them do your bidding

Muc: Here comes a Big Daddy with a Little Sister

Mreps: And here we go with a bout of Incinerate III, two mines and a puddle of water + Electrobolt III finishing with a touch of Frag Grenades. Down goes the Big Daddy

Muc: Should we adopt or harvest this Little Sister?

Mreps: I reckon we adopt and let her gather ADAM from two dead bodies

Muc: Time to set up a range of traps around the body; mines, trap spears, trap rivets, turrets, the like with a dash of decoy and a pepper of hypnotize to set the motion in spare

Mreps: Here come the splicers to die in the erected defenses

Muc: And here we are bringing the Little Sister to her hidey hole where we must decide whether to rescue or harvest

Mreps: I reckon we should opt for the rescue option, get the good ending among the purported 6 endings available

Muc: Here comes a Big Sister!

Mreps: Panic sets in! Set the defenses! Arm the Incinerate! Have the Rocket Launcher ready!

Muc: Tricky little bugger this one. Now she's there, now she's not. Where is she?

Mreps: She's right behind you!

Muc: Eletrobolt! Heat seeking missile!!

Mreps: Wheee, as exhilarating as it was, it's time to off the console and head back to dull dull reality

Muc: I wish I was in Rapture

Mreps: Don't we all, don't we all. Such an imaginative theocratic world

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits