Mreps: Good day to you MucMuc: Good day to you Mreps
Mreps: Fancy a bit if Bioshock 2?
Muc: I reckon I am
Mreps: Bit of the same old same old vibe eh?
Muc: I reckon it is
Mreps: Big Sister is a bloody intense-o-rama affair though
Muc: And the Spider Splicers look more menacing and are a bit of a bitch this time around
Mreps: Nothing a fistful of freezing can fix with a blammo of solid shotgun slugs
Muc: Nor a fistful of Bee Swarm III to distract them with a dash of rocket spear
Mreps: Nor a fistful of Hypnotize II to let them do your bidding
Muc: Here comes a Big Daddy with a Little Sister
Mreps: And here we go with a bout of Incinerate III, two mines and a puddle of water + Electrobolt III finishing with a touch of Frag Grenades. Down goes the Big Daddy
Muc: Should we adopt or harvest this Little Sister?
Mreps: I reckon we adopt and let her gather ADAM from two dead bodies
Muc: Time to set up a range of traps around the body; mines, trap spears, trap rivets, turrets, the like with a dash of decoy and a pepper of hypnotize to set the motion in spare
Mreps: Here come the splicers to die in the erected defenses
Muc: And here we are bringing the Little Sister to her hidey hole where we must decide whether to rescue or harvest
Mreps: I reckon we should opt for the rescue option, get the good ending among the purported 6 endings available
Muc: Here comes a Big Sister!
Mreps: Panic sets in! Set the defenses! Arm the Incinerate! Have the Rocket Launcher ready!
Muc: Tricky little bugger this one. Now she's there, now she's not. Where is she?
Mreps: She's right behind you!
Muc: Eletrobolt! Heat seeking missile!!
Mreps: Wheee, as exhilarating as it was, it's time to off the console and head back to dull dull reality
Muc: I wish I was in Rapture
Mreps: Don't we all, don't we all. Such an imaginative theocratic world
Muc: I had sex with your wife
Mreps: Peeps
Muc: Tits
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