The question we must ask ourselves is why. Why is my left ball bigger than my right or why is sodium chloride equivalent to mysophic disorder? And in this instance, why did the dinosaurs revolt against Mreps and Mucs Empire that was founded in the time of instance?Before we delve into the foremost cause, let us view what exactly happened in the last moments of: THE DINOSAUR REVOLUTION.
Dinosaur revolutionary leader, Gregory Tenaur suicidally commandeered an asteroid by developing a portal into the infamous Hearotion Belt and led it into the capital of the Mreps and Muc Empire with hopes of halting the 6 million strong genetically altered robot pirate raptors from crushing the resistance. The calculations were wrong and instead of wiping out the empire, the subsequent blast wiped out the dinosaurs too. Mreps and Muc escaped by physically evolving themselves into sentinel monoliths to escape the volatile Earth. They would later return, bringing the beings known as 'Humans' from the planet Mars.
Why did the revolution happen? In a nutshell, the Empire that Mreps and Muc built became the most established empire formally due to the formation of classes or estates that would govern the foundations of political and economical standards within the empire. It was a very efficient system based on the then pleisaurus neurological pattern. However, the system came at the cost of labour. Labour that was derived from the lowest circles of the system, the dinosaurs.
The dinosaurs were what kept the system on its balance. Above the dinosaurs were the Pig Ape Things that were so called Pig Ape Things because they looked like a pig fucked an ape. They would indirectly rule the dinosaurs to a certain level in keeping in tune the line of creation.
In the time of a few centuries later (the timeline is a bit fucked), dinosaurs would then develop something know as a soul. Or as we in the scientific community would like to call, a thing we use to trade for other things with the Devil. Using their new achieved souls, the dinosaurs rebelled against their Pig Ape Things masters and overthrew their reign. By infiltrating into the weapon storage and under the guidance of pterodactyl Whakka Chakka, the dinosaurs launched their attack on the Gardens of Creation where Pig Ape Thing ruler Leonardo the 43rd resided. Capturing Leonardo, the dinosaur rebels under the name and banner: The Scrotum Of Power presented a live execution of Leonardo. The entire species of Pig Ape Things died due to the disconnected power from their paternal/maternal leader.
The Scrotum Of Power taught they had won.
Little did they know is that it was only the beginning.
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