Vacation

Going off to Australia. Back on the 27th. No updates till then. Go find your philosophical dose somewhere else.

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

PS: Can somebody feed the comatose monkeys while I'm out of town? They only eat canned jack o' beans

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Mreps and Muc ShagWagon

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here in this bucket of high low mid surprise?

Muc: This right here is a Ford Mustang GT from the video game Forza Motorsport 3, with the finishing designs by Haikal

Mreps: Looks as splendid as the Fourth Finger Jake bucket of high low mid surprise

Muc: Catatonic

Mreps: Would be able to beat an Audi TT mind you

Muc: Leave the dust behind creating a sensatious melody upon the crustacious malovelant temperature

Mreps: Vroom

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Great Tits

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: One of natures majestic creations that span the eras of gone and past, of perfection towards and out. The Great Tit or so called Parus Major if one were to stallonfy the scientific product of such

Muc: The Great (.)(.) is a passerine bird in the tit family Paridae. It is a widespread and common species throughout Europe in any sort of woodland. It is resident, and most Great (.)(.)s do not migrate. It is like other tits, a vocal bird and has a large variety, of which most familiar is a "teacher teacher" also likened to a squeaky wheelbarrow wheel. Great (. )(.)s are described as insectivores preferring to pick the protein rich caterpillars during breeding season to feed their young. Great (.)(.)s are cavity nesters, breeding in a hole that is usually inside a tree, although occasionally in a wall, rock face, and they will readily take to nest boxes (Irwin, 2023).

Mreps: I imagined I saw a Great (.)(.) in the middle of winter on an autumn morning during the summer/spring cycle of yesteryear and today

Muc: Your imagination as always takes place in venues of a mind struck by lighting

Mreps: Ouspicious! Now, when anybody would Google Great Tit for the purpose of masturbating to real tits, they will instead be brought to this website and thus increasing our famatuis directory

Muc: Ouspicious indeed

Mreps: All a plan is a plan worth planned I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Ingenuity cannot replace the product of find

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: My wife died yesterday.. *Sobs

Muc: ...

Mreps: *Sobs

Muc: I had sex with your dead wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits. Great (.)(.)s

Mreps and Muc Discuss That Person Over There

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: In a jingle box of explosive rocks, there's narray a say in whats the day

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: There's a man, a person, an individual located over there

Muc: Over or under the bushes?

Mreps: In a redirected phrase of the sentence; there's a man, a person, an individual located under there

Muc: He seems lost, as like everyone is

Mreps: And to be lost only to find one's self is a prestigious privilege, mind over power of thought

Muc: But we aren't lost at all aren't we Mreps?

Mreps: As long as thy shalt haveth tis compass, we shan't ever be lost

Muc: Bestow upon me the wish of looking at the compass as I feel my soul is almost at lost ends

Mreps: Have a look but only a look for a touch might bring the death of eternal comfort

Muc: Can I lend the compass to that person over there?

Mreps: The man, the person, the individual under there?

Muc: Right indeed. Can I?

Mreps: I'm afraid that what we can and cannot do is beyond the transcended path of what's to come and not supposed to arrive

Muc: Like fish and chips?

Mreps: Like fish and chips

Muc: Like peanut butter on fish and chips?

Mreps: Like peanut butter on fish and chips

Muc: Oh, the joy of wonderland!

Mreps: Permit me a shout in arms way for we shall do what we desire to achieve what we must condire

Muc: And a fact I must state once more

Mreps: A fact that has been stated since the birth of time itself

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Insanity

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Heavens if I may in its lightest of forms commence towards what I shall be in the destiny of others

Muc: Too bad it seems regarding the inability of the purest of forms to be able to connect within what we want and want we shan't have

Mreps: A holiday of such that is long can do such damage to a person's mental frame

Muc: With annot to do and annot to say, we slowly decompose I would say. Cut from civilization and cut from the resources that begits the very foundation of that civilization

Mreps: My mind is rotting, and I fear it would spread as a disease of such calamity

Muc: If one mind of a collective hive rots, so does the implanted rest

Mreps: Care to comment more on that?

Muc: I fear that you may not exist and I fear that I may not even exist

Mreps: Narray those worries as we do exist. No doubt in my rotting, decaying mind. We do. You just feel like you don't

Muc: I fear that I have no thoughts of my own. That this organism by the name of Haikal commands what I shalt say and what I shan't. I used to think that I or we were in control of him. But I begin to see otherwise

Mreps: Control is a twitchy subject in the terms of past, present and future but you as always think too much. Perhaps a cup of jolly holly upsent beans will cheer you up

Muc: I think it would. Pass me the directory hotline number please

Mreps: *Passes number

Muc: *Calls number on cellphone

Operator: Hello, how may I be of assistance?

Muc: One cup of jolly holly upsent beans please

Operator: Think of the cup in your mind and you shall receive

Muc: As I am now brother

Operator: Cup of jolly holly upsent beans has been sent

Muc: Cup of jolly holly upsent beans has been received

Mreps: Feel much better Muc?

Muc: As I am indeed

Mreps: Has your fears been quenched and your confusion of control been satisfied?

Muc: Yes, but one fear still stands

Mreps: And what fear is that?

Muc: The fear of what you would do to me if I withstand a piece of information into your ears

Mreps: And what information is that?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Pixies

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: With my feet in the air and your head on the ground

Muc: Try this trick and spin it, yeah

Mreps: Your head would collapse but there's nothing in it and you'll ask yourself

Muc: Where is my mind?

Mreps: Hey! Been trying to meet you

Muc: Hey, must be a devil between us

Mreps: Or whores in my head, whores at my door, whores in my bed

Muc: But hey, where have you, been FOR IF YOU GO I WOULD SURELY DIE!!

Mreps: We're chained

Muc: There was a guy, an underwater guy that controlled the sea

Mreps: Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey

Muc: This monkey's gone to heaven

Mreps: Her heads in a bitter way, her brain's on fire

Muc: She's just looking for a perfect wave, it's her brain's desire

Mreps: I'll think of her when I walk the stand on this true hormos a night

Muc: Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh

Mreps: Ed is dead

Muc: One fine day in my odd past, I picked me up a transmission

Mreps: I turned the fission ignition, went looking for the broadcaster

Muc: And when I first touched some ground, they simply told me to leave

Mreps: Was kind of hard to believe cause there was no one around

Muc: This ain't the planet of sound

Mreps: Got hair in a girl that flows to her bones and a comb in her pocket if the winds get blown

Muc: Stripes on her eyes when she walks slow but her face falls down when she go, go, go

Mreps: Black tear falling on my lazy queen got a tattooed tit say number 13

Muc: Viva, don't want no blue eyes

Mreps: 'Where Is My Mind' followed by 'Hey' followed by 'Monkey Gone To Heaven', 'Ed Is Dead', 'Planet Of Sound' and 'Baby No. 13'. Ain't that right Muc

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits