Mreps and Muc Discuss Cinema Retardation

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Explain what Haikal did yesterday if you must

Muc: Went to the viddy station for Inglourious Basterds he did

Mreps: Pray do tell me Muc what it means by cinema retardation?

Muc: A symtosis behaviour exhibited by an infliction of grosteque proportions manifested by an according weight of melancholy gibberish started at the end of the line beginning with the start

Mreps: In other words if you please

Muc: Bloody viddy station had no sound at one part

Mreps: Bloody hell

Muc: Watched an entire scene with no sound is blood right I reckon. And the droogies missed out on a great quote by Michael Fassbender

Mreps: Guns fired with no sound and people screaming with no scream, is that right?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Cinema retardation?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Still a fun affair I suppose that Haikal had with you know who

Muc: Hohohoho

Mreps: Hohohoho

Muc: Thous ist not klein downsit

Mreps: The chicken had a thing for the cow

Muc: And thus the cow laid an egg fit for a horse's anus

Mreps: What do you mean by that my fellow Muc?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss John Travolta

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Exclamation mark

Muc: Question mark

Mreps: Now I know he looks like a fat fucker, well...he is a fat fucker

Muc: Quote from Snatch is that not

Mreps: Right, right, from the fight

Muc: Mickey's first fight it was

Mreps: John Travolta knows of us oh know' a know

Muc: The first Travolta was an imposter he was only to be beset by the real John Travolta who replied threats with his dildo

Mreps: Could we expand to Hollywood I reckon?

Muc: If the cards are played right and the hooks are played left

Mreps: Star in our own show we would

Muc: Definately oh know' a know

Mreps: Chimney residue!

Muc: Where! Where!

Mreps: On top of the chimney

Muc: Where! Where!

Mreps: The chimney Santa Claus chums down I reckon

Muc: John Travolta could play Santa Claus I reckon

Mreps: Fit the role he would

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Santa Claus with a fetish for Grandma porn he would

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Baking powder with a dash of celery

Muc: That would make a fine delightful dish that would

Mreps: What are you talking about oh know' a know?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss America's Next Top Model

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a viddy of America's Next Top Model?

Muc: En amour, ecrire est dangereux, sans compter que c'est inutile

Mreps: Si tu m'aimas, et si je'taimais, comme je t'aimerais

Muc: L'on est bien faible quand on est amoureux

Mreps: Je vois la vie en rose

Muc: Each episode has a very special end. A very special end indeed

Mreps: What do you mean oh mean' a mean

Muc: The guy with the golden funny hair says; 'Your fired' in a funny delightful way oh mean' a mean

Mreps: What you are describing oh mean' a mean is the Apprentice

Muc: It is not America's Next Top Model?

Mreps: Sorry to say so but it is not indeed America's Next Top Model

Muc: You are implying that I made a mistake and therefore stating that I am in terms of stupid?

Mreps: No, no oh mean' a mean. I am merely pointing out and did not mean to intend to insult you oh mean' a mean

Muc: What is America's Next Top Model pray do tell?

Mreps: I was hoping you would answer to that

Muc: America's Next Top Model is a reality television show in which a number of women compete for the title America's Next Top Model and a chance to start their career in the modeling industry (Banks, 2003)

Mreps: Makes no sense to me

Muc: As do I oh mean' a mean

Mreps: Fancy a viddy of Girl's Gone Wild?

Muc: Et tu brutus!!

Mreps: ....

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Borderlands

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a co-op game of Borderland?

Muc: That game with a stated number of 17750000 guns?

Mreps: The very one thank you very much

Muc: I have a Berserker Lvl. 18

Mreps: And I a Hunter Lvl. 16

Muc: What have a thought be if a thought don't

Mreps: The chicken has laid the egg of brilliance

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Here's a case, a case I have found

Muc: Open it, open it

Mreps: A Dahl GGN9 Sniper Rifle

Muc: BONER!!

Mreps: BONER!!

Muc: One is found, 17749999 to go

Mreps: I needeth one with elemental bullets of fire

Muc: Be grateful for what you have and not want more that what is present

Mreps: How would I become more than I am if one does not chase after something more than what one would want?

Muc: That is what makes us human and human we shall be to chase after the most desired height of appostromus

Mreps: To be human is to be of most corrupt and evil of sense

Muc: And to not be human would be hollow and without purpose in life

Mreps: I am confused, was I not crusading the cause of being human or are you?

Muc: Like that Pokemon Butterfree, confusion I have been laid by

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Pokemon

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Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a game of Pokemon?

Muc: Akin to a cereal of Honey Stars with a dash of burble murble it is

Mreps: Haikal used to play Pokemon he did

Muc: In and out of the poke ball they came

Mreps: Finished Pokemon Yellow version 14 times I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Best childhood ever I would presume

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: A bald fucker that would be

Muc: Which bald fucker might you be discussing oh friend of mine

Mreps: A bald fucker in my dreams I reckon

Muc: Baldy bald man

Mreps: If God were to make Pokemon real, how different would you reckon our life to be?

Muc: Fuck machines

Mreps: Fuck machines you say?

Muc: Fuck machines

Mreps: Fancy a game of Pokemon?

Muc: I get the deck with Charizard

Mreps: No, it is mine and shan't be yours

Muc: I get the deck with Sylvester Stallone

Mreps: No, it is mine and shan't be yours

Muc: ...

Mreps: ...

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Death

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: To die is not a constraint

Muc: A gift if you will

Mreps: If a pope shits, use it for paint

Muc: Doesn't make sense but still..

Mreps: To talk is to abstain

Muc: To walk is to abreviate

Mreps: They strip you when you die, oh such a shame

Muc: Till death we pay the mortgage rate

Mreps: Till death! Till death!

Muc: Oh, thy pain so sorrow! Like a dagger inist the cloak

Mreps: Its coming, its coming

Muc: Cumshot!

Mreps: Till death! Till death!

Muc: Oh, thy pain so sorrow! Like a dagger inist the cloak

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Stalkers

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here in our little picture Muc?

Muc: Seems like a stalker. Stalkers reach be one

Mreps: Mind telling me what a stalker means Muc?

Muc: Stalking is a term defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and/or harassing of another person. In most cases, the purpose of stalking is to force a relationship with an unwilling or unavailable target. It is a crime of control and power (Crouch, 1998)

Mreps: Haikal was stalked yesterday I believe

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: What kind of stalker would you suggest he had?

Muc: A predatory stalker reach be one

Mreps: Do tell what it means oh fellow jack o'beans

Muc: Predatory stalkers spy on their victim in order to prepare and plan an attack-usually sexually-on the victim (McBriggs, 2004)

Mreps: Very dangerous, very dangerous indeed

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Scared of his anus Haikal should be

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Call the police would you fancy?

Muc: Number doesn't work

Mreps: Reception not there

Muc: I'm put on hold

Mreps: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Muc: Who me?

Mreps: Yes, you

Muc: Could it be?

Mreps: ...

Muc: ...

Mreps: Then who?

Muc: What should we do?

Mreps: Pray do tell

Muc: Internet help!

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Haikal's Law Assignment 2b

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Distinction that would seem I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Stephen Hawkings never got a Distinction before I reckon

Muc: Makes Haikal a bloody genius it is

Mreps: Stephen Hawkings always got a High as Fucking Hell Distinction I reckon

Muc: Makes Haikal close to a bloody genius it is

Mreps: Fancy a cup of tea?

Muc: Make that a cup of tea with a snippet of wanky hanky pellets

Mreps: Cuts a paper, paper cuts

Muc: Nobody does what must a mutt

Mreps: A high P1 Haikal had in LAW 1 and 2a, very poor, very poor indeed..

Muc: Jolly well done, he has, with a D

Mreps: Jolly well, jolly well

Muc: Whats a tippet of umbrellas if there is no stand?

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Facebook

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Pray do tell Muc, what in a jacked can of beans is Facebook?

Muc: Facebook is a global social networking website that is operated and privately owned by Facebook, Inc. Users can add friends and send them messages, and update their personal profiles to notify friends about themselves (Eldon, 2008).

Mreps: Sounds a bit like masturbating to a jacked can of beans

Muc: Quite right

Mreps: Except one might induce the need to provide a regularatory stance perpetuated towards the idealistic heathen of the birth of civilization which may ironically as it seems contribute to the split of a nation

Muc: Quite right

Mreps: Possible it would seem to hack into Haikal's account and place upon its foundations; "Mreps and Muc are awesome"

Muc: Fuel our vanity you will

Mreps: True, true, but worthwhile it is

Muc: Give it a shot if you must but leave the poor lamb out of the grill

Mreps: Promises have been made and therefore compromised

Muc: Lamb is on the grill

Mreps: And so is the status update

Muc: I see it now but surely you jest that the proportionate value would become directly correlated towards the poor lamb on the grill

Mreps: And thus I clothe my naked villany

Muc: Evil, evil man

Mreps: In the circumstance that besets my own, people will now know of Mreps and Muc being awesome. Some 265 to be exact. And those 265 will go on I would assume to tell another 265 of Mreps and Muc

Muc: And so by the end of the week, the world will know of Mreps and Muc

Mreps: And thus I clothe my naked villany

Muc: Evil, evil man

Mreps: Such is the power beholded by Facebook

Muc: On n'aime que ce qu'on ne possede pas tout entier

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Haikal's Open House

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here, in our little picture box?

Muc: 15 collective individuals staraphorming into a meagre level migraine of an organism

Mreps: You reckon it was fun?

Muc: Ping pong, arm wrestling, food, movie and the like. Fun it must have been. Why weren't we invited you might fancy a thought would you Mreps

Mreps: We were invited oh delusional friend of mine. We do exists, trapped if you will inside this piece of membrane cage we can call our domain. Where ever Haikal goes, we shalt go where ever

Muc: Like a butter without a knife

Mreps: Without a knife without a butter

Muc: Looks like a gay party if you might reckon

Mreps: A gay party it was until the arrival of a singular female which I might add broke the constructive gayness enveloped within the systems override menu

Muc: I see that bloke in the red/white striped t-shirt. Ain't that Bob over there?

Mreps: I believe it is. I believe it is. Seeing as Bob is a girl, the party could not have been a gay one now could it?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Right, right

Muc: Real girl was quite late though

Mreps: Quite late indeed, the last one to arrive I might add

Muc: An intended party for a time of 5; guests arrived at 6:30 with the last being at 8:30

Mreps: Right, right. Normal for Malaysians I suppose. Quite normal indeed

Muc: They say, a jam it was. Blueberry in fact or shalt we say strawberry?

Mreps: Strawberry sounds good with a touch of English tea

Muc: Enchantingly pretty the real girl

Mreps: Enchantingly pretty indeed

Muc: What movie might I say this folks doth watched?

Mreps: By the name of Snatch it was, brilliant piece of filmage

Muc: However..

Mreps: The organism they call Alfred just couldn't keep a tight lid on his mouth during the viddy

Muc: Right, right. Blurting out spoilers and the like

Mreps: Very unprofessional

Muc: Very unprofessional indeed

Mreps: Enchantingly pretty the real girl

Muc: Enchantingly pretty indeed

Mreps: A very fun night I suppose. Right, right?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps and Muc Discuss Bob's Sexuality

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Who's this little bugger right here? How thou doth know?

Muc: A bucket of piss equals a bucket of self esteem, this em Bob he called

Mreps: Gay?

Muc: No doubt

Mreps: A bucket of lady fat equals a bucket of tongue tied twisters, gay he is

Muc: No doubt

Mreps: In a gang of forty thieves, a gay resides in that gang of forty, Bob reach be one. A statement it is that Bob is of the feminine structure where one on the outside may be a man, its whats inside that counts and Bob reach be one

Muc: No doubt. Gays often operate in hidden stanzas, unseen and unheard. It is not an accusation for that would be serious. Merely a statement that is produced upon the soul of Bob

Mreps: Gay?

Muc: No doubt. Bob reach be one

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Introduction

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy meeting you here Muc

Muc: Fancy meeting you here Mreps

Mreps: Whats this about you reckon

Muc: Some wanker having a blast creating imaginary conversations I reckon

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps: I'm the older brother

Muc: And I'm the older uncle

Mreps: Wankers gone crazy I reckon

Muc: That about sums up our introduction

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits