Mreps and Muc Discuss Stalkers

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here in our little picture Muc?

Muc: Seems like a stalker. Stalkers reach be one

Mreps: Mind telling me what a stalker means Muc?

Muc: Stalking is a term defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and/or harassing of another person. In most cases, the purpose of stalking is to force a relationship with an unwilling or unavailable target. It is a crime of control and power (Crouch, 1998)

Mreps: Haikal was stalked yesterday I believe

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: What kind of stalker would you suggest he had?

Muc: A predatory stalker reach be one

Mreps: Do tell what it means oh fellow jack o'beans

Muc: Predatory stalkers spy on their victim in order to prepare and plan an attack-usually sexually-on the victim (McBriggs, 2004)

Mreps: Very dangerous, very dangerous indeed

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Scared of his anus Haikal should be

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Call the police would you fancy?

Muc: Number doesn't work

Mreps: Reception not there

Muc: I'm put on hold

Mreps: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Muc: Who me?

Mreps: Yes, you

Muc: Could it be?

Mreps: ...

Muc: ...

Mreps: Then who?

Muc: What should we do?

Mreps: Pray do tell

Muc: Internet help!

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits