Mreps: Good day to you Muc
Muc: Good day to you Mreps
Mreps: I have a confession to make..
Muc: And what confession is that?
Mreps: I think that Miranda from Mass Effect 2 is incredibly hot and inbeflicy speaking, I wanna have sex with her
Muc: Fantasizing about having sex with a video game character? Two fantasies in one fantasy. Quite normal actually. But doesn't your controlled character have sex with her in the game?
Mreps: True, but it is my created character Shepard that steals the bed
Muc: We must move onward to beat the Reapers as like the Protheans we shall vanish or desisitate into mindless drones as the Collectors
Mreps: Miranda is the sexiest among the entire cast of characters. I drool over her..
Muc: Sexier than Tali, Jack, Kelly, Samara and Morinth?
Mreps: Well, Kelly is hot too and don't you just wanna see whats behind Tali's mask? Curiosity is the deafening property of what we may
Muc: What exactly about Miranda that entices you so?
Mreps: For one, she's a sex bomb with a hot body and face. She is artificially engineered to be the perfect woman. She's perfect but yet, there is a vulnerability about her. She grew up in total isolation living to be what her father wanted her to be without a chance to live her own life. Her perfection is her weakness. She abides to commit each task perfectly without any mistakes but yet she is still humans and every human commits mistakes. You have to play the game to find out. And yes, she has a godlike sexy voice thanks to Yvonne Strahovski.
Muc: You forget one thing
Mreps: And what is that?
Muc: I had sex with your wife
Mreps: Peeps
Muc: Tits
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