Mreps and Muc Invite GunNut Joe to Talk About the Top Ten Shoot Outs in Film

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: As the title suggests

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Please excuse the way he talks

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Plenty of links are available leading to Youtube if you wish to view the scenes that he is describing

10. Terminator (1984)

Who can fucking forget the moment Arnold Schwarzenegger first comes in the police station and unable to enter retorts: 'I'll be back'. Soon after, that motherfucker rams the station in a car and through enough, is motherfucking back to masacre everyone in the police station. Everyting goes blood and shit like an afternoon in the hay barn with a handful of yellow shits.

9. Desperado (1995)

Robert fucking Rodriguez. The bar scene is where shit went down! Banderas just goes ape shit with his two guns doing shooty shooty in a dance. Twist, twist, bang, bang! Cross arms, shoot multiple rounds! Have you ever seen a movie where people shoot misiles from a guitar case and another with a guy packing a fucking light machine gun in his case. Fucking A!

8. Heat (1995)

Holy shit! Its Robert De Niro and Al Pacino having a shoot out against each other! Michael Mann is the fucker who knows how to deal down the smoke, guns and blood. The most realistic shoot out in film history. Go on Youtube or whatever and type: Heat shoot out. People get shots. A lot of people.

7. District 9 (2009)

Alien hardware and shit tears everybody some new anus! Why do I talk like this? Cause I is fucking GUNNUT JOE! District 9 brought some new shit into filmage last year and with a fucking Oscar nomination for best film. Fuck Yeah! Blammo. blammo! I wants some of that robot man!

6. True Romance (1993)

Man, I fucking love Quentin Tarantino. He didn't direct this one of course but he damn sure wrote it. Check out the motherfucking Mexican standoff man. That's one hell of a fucking bloodbath. Shit and all was flying! Wicked! Plus with some romance shit stuffed inside, it makes this the perfect date movie. Gary Oldman!

5. Scarface (1983)

It would be a fucking sin to not include this in the top ten. Watching Al Pacino high on cocaine take a M16 with/grenade launcher saying the immortal line; 'Say hellp to my little friend!' as he blasts the whole motherfucking rival attacking gang to kingdom fucking come. 'You think you can fucking kill me you motherfuckers!? I'M FUCKING TONY MONTANA!'

4. Wild Bunch (1968)

Nothing is ever as fucking satisfying as watching a bunch of hardcore cowboys shoot out a military outpost. Never a fucking dull moment in the 10 minutes of fucking shooting, dying, killing and grenading! A fucking classic!

3. The Matrix (1999)

I bet everyone fucking wishes they could just put a plug through your net download crazy gun and kung fu fighting skills as well as be the 'One' and fucking learn to bullet dodge or fucking stop fucking bullets! I have lost count of how many times I have fucking watched the scene where Neo and Trinity first enter the building. 'Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to show me what you've got under that coat'. Bam! Run on walls, somersault into the air! Shoot, shoot, shoot, doooooooodge!

2. Hardboiled (1992)

You haven't seen John fucking Woo if you ain't seen Hardboiled with Chow Yun-Fat! The teahouse scene, the factory scene, the hospital scene! Everybody's shooting multiple rounds everywhere and at anyone. Check Youtube: Hardboiled Teahouse Shoot Out!

1. Rambo First Blood: Part Two

Have you ever seen a film where a bad dude gets taken out with an arrow with a fucking explosive tip? No you have fucking not if you have not seen this film! Rambo at his best shooting the shit out of the Cambodian/Russian military base with a captured helicopter firing unlimited rockets, landing and then dismounting the M60 to rescue the POW's. Shit man! 1st parts here, 2nd parts here.

Thank you cocksuckers for listening or in this instance READING! (Editor Note: We apologize for the lame humour, he is somewhat retarded) HAHAHAHAHA!