Mreps and Muc Discuss 2010

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: 2009 is gone and dead with a willow of 2010 rising to take upon the charges of reducing the consumerism disease to a mere anal-ogy

Muc: 2010 will be just as bad as 2009 but with added technology

Mreps: A new decade means a whole new brief of substance

Muc: Such as the flying chair, the flying pen, the flying toaster and the flying dildo

Mreps: Oh joy! My heart fills with gleeful substance akin to concentrated potassium carbonate! I remember that just a few years ago, mankind still lived in caves and used weaponry to satisfy the violent nature of man

Muc: You kill the ostrich and the lion lives

Mreps: Spare me the talk of lions and ostrich for danger awaits us in the corners of the new year

Muc: And what dangers might that be?

Mreps: The zombie apocalypse

Muc: Gasp!

Mreps: It is this very year that Tatakuntam will rise with his army of the undead bringing forth the age of zombies infecting the old and the young

Muc: But fear not as a hero will rise, a hero of the decade who will once again be resurrected to fight off the zombie invasion

Mreps: You know of this hero?

Muc: He goes by the name Captain America! And he will save our souls from death

Mreps: All hail Captain America!

Muc: All hail Captain America!

Mreps: All hail Captain America, the product of the US!

Muc: And least we forget

Mreps: Forget?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits