Thursday, November 26, 2009

Mreps and Muc Discuss Chin Peng

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Who's this wanker you reckon?

Muc: That right there name's Chin Peng, head of the Malaysian Communist Party during the time of Christmas Past

Mreps: That's that guy eh? I heard the golog's been exiled and now wants to simmey back to Malaysia to die

Muc: You heard right Mreps, and quite a pickle this has been for the whole country on the decision of stand stone

Mreps: Do you think he should be allowed back here?

Muc: Before I answer that question which credents the analogy of what's not and what's what, answer this: If Hitler was found to be alive this whole time (hiding in Brazil he is) and then decides to simmey back to Germany, do you think the public will let him to that?

Mreps: He'll get tried by the Jews for sure and put to hang!

Muc: If James II were to return to England after the events of the Glorious Revolution asking to be laid to rest in the stones of fore and tell, do you think Parliament would let him?

Mreps: He'll be put to the stand and have his head lobbed off just like his father Charles II!

Muc: Exactly that! But there are some perpetually secounded retards out there that digress and ascertain that why can't Chin Peng be forgiven like Germany and Japan?

Mreps: Bunch of perpetually secounded wankers they are! Germany and Japan were forgiven because of the change in governments (having puppet governments installed) and change of leadership and over time have grown to reflect the type of country the West would want (in this case, U.S.A) . Chin Peng is a statuated man, and as an individual he carries the responsibility of the leader of his guerrilla organisation and will forever carry the heavy desities for the evil he has done. A country cannot carry the responsibilities committed by the scoundrel that inhabited and defiled her. Therefore, to those that give the reason of Germany and Japan, fuck off you low life buggers!

Muc: Getting a little heated there Mreps. How about a cup of little miss muppet sat on a truffet and had a galloy of two?

Mreps: Just can't stand idiocracy Muc

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

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