Monday, November 2, 2009

Mreps and Muc Discuss Dolph Lundgren

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Dolph Lundgren that guy is

Muc: Famous for his role as Ivan Drago in Rocky IV and He-Man in the Masters of the Universe he is

Mreps: That makes him an action star does it not?

Muc: Quite right but hear this my droog

Mreps: Whats that Muc?

Muc: 6 foot 5, Lundgren graduated from the Royal Institute of Technology and later got a Masters in Chemical Engineering from the University if Sydney. He was later awarded a full scholarship to pursue his education at MIT but turned it down to pursue a career in acting. He is fluent in Swedish, German, English, French and Spanish but less fluent in Italian and Japanese

Mreps: Quite an achievement there..

Muc: Lundgren studied fencing, boxing, judo, goju-ryu and taekwando but is quite a master in Kyokusin karate having a 3rd Degree Black Belt and has won the European Championship in Kyokusin in 1980 and 1981 as well as the heavyweight tournament in Australia in 1982

Mreps: Anything else to add?

Muc: Lundgren possesses a genius IQ of 160

Mreps: Not bad for an action movie star indeed

Muc: Shall I tell the audience?

Mreps: Not yet. Best we save it for our next discussion but it would be deemed satisfactory to inform the public about our next piece

Muc: Next we shall discuss 'The Expendables' on top of a pot of claymore iron I reckon

Mreps: Action movie of 2010 that is

Muc: Anything else to add my misappropriately deformed denizen of Ukraine?

Mreps: I'm gay for Lundgren

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

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