Muc: Good day to you Mreps
Mreps: Dolph Lundgren that guy is
Muc: Famous for his role as Ivan Drago in Rocky IV and He-Man in the Masters of the Universe he is
Mreps: That makes him an action star does it not?
Muc: Quite right but hear this my droog
Mreps: Whats that Muc?
Muc: 6 foot 5, Lundgren graduated from the Royal Institute of Technology and later got a Masters in Chemical Engineering from the University if Sydney. He was later awarded a full scholarship to pursue his education at MIT but turned it down to pursue a career in acting. He is fluent in Swedish, German, English, French and Spanish but less fluent in Italian and Japanese
Mreps: Quite an achievement there..
Muc: Lundgren studied fencing, boxing, judo, goju-ryu and taekwando but is quite a master in Kyokusin karate having a 3rd Degree Black Belt and has won the European Championship in Kyokusin in 1980 and 1981 as well as the heavyweight tournament in Australia in 1982
Mreps: Anything else to add?
Muc: Lundgren possesses a genius IQ of 160
Mreps: Not bad for an action movie star indeed
Muc: Shall I tell the audience?
Mreps: Not yet. Best we save it for our next discussion but it would be deemed satisfactory to inform the public about our next piece
Muc: Next we shall discuss 'The Expendables' on top of a pot of claymore iron I reckon
Mreps: Action movie of 2010 that is
Muc: Anything else to add my misappropriately deformed denizen of Ukraine?
Mreps: I'm gay for Lundgren
Muc: I had sex with your wife
Mreps: Peeps
Muc: Tits
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