Muc: Good day to you Mreps
Mreps: Fancy composing a song Muc?
Muc: Why not, as the day lies transitioned upon the winter module of summer
Mreps: Let us call this song 'If I Could Change the World'
Muc: And lets begin
Mresp: If I could rule the world
Muc: If he could rule the world
Mreps: I'll flood the world with spaghetti sauce
Muc: Just to show whose boss
Mreps: Kill all the non-believers, the one's who don't acknowledge my facist ruuu-u-u-le
Muc: We'll even brainwash the kids, genetically engineered soldiers in my schoo-oo-oo-ls
Mreps: Have them fight for our cause
Muc: The cause to skin alive Kate Moss
Mreps: They'll hunt down all those retarded bastards
Muc: Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers
Mreps: I'll change the global anthem to, Manowar's 'Die For Metal'
Muc: And that would increase the productivity of a kettle!
Mreps: *Slaps face* By golly right you are
Muc: Righter than a Mustang car
Mreps: I'll force Scarlett Johansson to be my wi-i-i-fe
Muc: Being with me she'll live a better li-i-i-fe
Mresp: Than in agony and strife with Ryan Reynolds
Muc: I'll be the tyrant and have a trophy wife by my side
Muc: And together we can rain down the opposition with our machine gun raining kiiiii-i-tes
Mreps: Oh what joy would it be to rule the world
Muc: Having buttsex with as many many girls
Mreps: Ohhhh whaaaaaaat joooooooy it would be to ruuuuuuule the wooooooooooooooooooorld!
Muc: Buttsex!
Mreps: End of song. What do you think of that Muc?
Muc: I had sex with your wife
Mreps: Peeps
Muc: Tits
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