Mreps and Muc Discuss Blade

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a viddy with a slew of badass motherfucker vibes in a cup of tea?

Muc: I would indeed as I have

Mreps: This here we have a fellow named Blade rollicking the fists of a badass motherfucker

Muc: Blade should be in Twilight I fransfortu

Mreps: How long would you reckon it take for him to kill off the entire Cullen family?

Muc: Tricky, but I would commence a 5 minute time frame

Mreps: It doesn't matter how fast they move. Blade can kill them and he bloody well kill them good

Muc: Right, right. They'll die ten times before they hit the ground

Mreps: Good riddance to bad acting

Muc: Cheers to that. Wesley Snipes should win a bloody Oscar for that film just cause he would have done a great service to the world

Mreps: But what about the werewolves with no pants on?

Muc: Kill them too he would. Before the steroid ridden beasties even reach him, a loaded silver bullet shotgun should do them in

Mreps: However, quite tricky it would be for Blade to do battle with the Dakota Fanning girl

Muc: Blade will decapitate her. And I'll tell you why. She's a cocky riggy diggy and being over confident gets you fucking killed you would in Blade's world

Mreps: Shame about Blade 3 though. What went wrong there?

Muc: Must have been everything. No matter, we shalt always have Blade 2. Guillermo Del Toro!

Mreps: Guillermo Del Toro!

Muc: How shalt Blade kill Edward Cullen?

Mreps: Shalt I suggest death by guillotine? Or by sawing?

Muc: I would say more katana through the heart or use a diamond to smash his head. The ironical debate. Diamond by diamond

Mreps: Death by diamond seems fair and wise. Almost comical

Vic: Toss him in a pit of fire!

Donny: Pour acid over his face!

Jules: Castration!

Tony: Disembowelment!

Muc: In the name of Doctor Louis Stevenson! Who are you people?

Vic: We're big fans of yours Mreps and Muc

Donny: Love your work

Jules: Couldn't agree more

Tony: Red beet and potty meat

Mreps: Why, we have fans! Oh wondrous joy!Is this what it feels like? Fame?

Muc: Fame at the price of our privacy it is. I can expect my sex video to be out on the Internet soon..

Mreps: Who is in that sex video with you?

Muc: Your wife

Mreps: :O

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits