Mreps and Muc Invite Professor Sinep To Discuss The Dinosaur Revolution (FINALE)

Todays supposed to be the day we discuss the final awesome moments of the dinosaur revolution but since Haikal's gotta do his assignments and I'm basically just a persona of his imagination, lets cut this short. Tenaur opens portal to the Hearation Belt. Takes asteroid. Uses it to destroy the robot pirate raptor army and thus ending the dinosaur race in the process.

THE END

Mreps and Muc Invite Professor Sinep To Discuss The Dinosaur Revolution (PART TWO)

The dinosaur revolution had begun with the rebel group Scrotum of Power achieving victory over their Pig Ape Things masters. However, the Pig Ape Things were just vessels for the real supreme leaders of the evil empire, Mreps and Muc. Whakka Chakka had taught the war over and most of the dinosaurs had taken over the repeallant systems of their former defeated masters. Word had reached Mreps and Muc and they in turn sent zombie ninja assassins to deal with Whakka Chakka.

During the celebration of the newborn son of Whakka Chakka, Gregory Tenaur (so named after the relic of thunder found in the ruins of Archanzer), the zombie ninja assassins who hid themselves in the presents being bestowed toward Whakka Chakka's newborn emerged from their hiddie hole and massacred everyone at the party. No one was spared or as they taught. Under the dead bodies, only one survivor remained, which was Gregory Tenaur who would later be found and raised by the legendary monster Chutlu. Under the guidance of Chutlu, Tenaur would later revive the Scrotum of Power and become their fearless leader (see pic).

Mreps and Muc had spent the last 20 years amassing an army of robot pirate raptors and as long as the army was around, the revolution would be over. But Gregory Tenaur had a plan. A plan that involved taking control of an asteroid and thus using it to destroy the robot pirate army.

Mreps and Muc Invite Professor Sinep To Discuss The Dinosaur Revolution (PART ONE)

The question we must ask ourselves is why. Why is my left ball bigger than my right or why is sodium chloride equivalent to mysophic disorder? And in this instance, why did the dinosaurs revolt against Mreps and Mucs Empire that was founded in the time of instance?

Before we delve into the foremost cause, let us view what exactly happened in the last moments of: THE DINOSAUR REVOLUTION.

Dinosaur revolutionary leader, Gregory Tenaur suicidally commandeered an asteroid by developing a portal into the infamous Hearotion Belt and led it into the capital of the Mreps and Muc Empire with hopes of halting the 6 million strong genetically altered robot pirate raptors from crushing the resistance. The calculations were wrong and instead of wiping out the empire, the subsequent blast wiped out the dinosaurs too. Mreps and Muc escaped by physically evolving themselves into sentinel monoliths to escape the volatile Earth. They would later return, bringing the beings known as 'Humans' from the planet Mars.

Why did the revolution happen? In a nutshell, the Empire that Mreps and Muc built became the most established empire formally due to the formation of classes or estates that would govern the foundations of political and economical standards within the empire. It was a very efficient system based on the then pleisaurus neurological pattern. However, the system came at the cost of labour. Labour that was derived from the lowest circles of the system, the dinosaurs.

The dinosaurs were what kept the system on its balance. Above the dinosaurs were the Pig Ape Things that were so called Pig Ape Things because they looked like a pig fucked an ape. They would indirectly rule the dinosaurs to a certain level in keeping in tune the line of creation.

In the time of a few centuries later (the timeline is a bit fucked), dinosaurs would then develop something know as a soul. Or as we in the scientific community would like to call, a thing we use to trade for other things with the Devil. Using their new achieved souls, the dinosaurs rebelled against their Pig Ape Things masters and overthrew their reign. By infiltrating into the weapon storage and under the guidance of pterodactyl Whakka Chakka, the dinosaurs launched their attack on the Gardens of Creation where Pig Ape Thing ruler Leonardo the 43rd resided. Capturing Leonardo, the dinosaur rebels under the name and banner: The Scrotum Of Power presented a live execution of Leonardo. The entire species of Pig Ape Things died due to the disconnected power from their paternal/maternal leader.

The Scrotum Of Power taught they had won.

Little did they know is that it was only the beginning.

Mreps and Muc Attempt Moresome Poetry

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: We were thinking of continuing the 'Rebuilding the Empire' thing but something came up..

Muc: Yeah, apparently there's been another girl that's not interested in Mreps. And so he's gonna bore us again with another one of his poetry crap

Mreps: Thank you for that introduction Muc. And here it is

February 20th, during a party, it was the day we met
Never had I seen a girl so lovely, a sight to behold
The prettiest I'd ever see, thus far, thus yet
I thought to myself; how would this love story unfold?

I opened my heart to her, I let her in
And it seemed for awhile, it was perfect, I had hope
But hope makes life depressing
Hope creates fantasy, a fantasy world beyond what reality can cope

Hope is a lie
Hope creates lies
Hope creates delusion
Why do we need it?
We don't

Hope made me assume I was in her heart as well
That maybe we could be together in love
I was clearly under hope's spell
And hope made me into a fool, a fool in love

February 20th, I wondered how this story would end
Full of hope, full of love, full of life
Now I know, where my heart would stand
Now it stood in the path of the knife

My heart is cut
My heart is torn
My heart is shut
But through it all, my heart continues as it is reborn

Mreps: And there it is

Muc: And again I'll say. Its crap

Mreps: Thank you

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Rebuilding An Empire

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Remember that time eons ago when we used to rule the world?

Muc: I remember that like it was yesterday

Mreps: We had the most advanced empire the world had ever seen

Muc: Then the dinosaurs started their revolution by building a fussion bomb to blow the palace

Mreps: Too bad it backfired and killed them instead

Muc: Sucks to be a dinosaur

Mreps: You mean; sucks to 'have' been a dinosaur

Muc: Yes, indeed

Mreps: Its about time we rebuild our former empire

Muc: Indeed. In the next post, we should lay down the reasons why the dinosaurs revolted in the first place, so as to avoid another episode of such

Mreps: Indeed

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Unearth More Details About The Anonymous Retard Who Is Still Posting Up Shit In The C-box

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Today, the anonymous retard posted another gay rambling in the c-box under the name of Haikal and it has since been deleted

Muc: Again we tracked the IP address (128.95.212.90) and it brought us to the University of Washington..

Mreps: I'm guessing our man is a jerk off janitor working there that eats out of the toilet waste

Muc: That seems to be the most accurate identity basis for the suspect. What else can he be other than a lowlife janitor who lives in a shack with emotional insecurities. Probably uses the University computers to search up kiddie porn and alternatively post lewd comments in the c-box

Mreps: We're gonna track you down you faggot retard

Muc: I had sex with your wife of you ever had one

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Know Where The Retard Putting Up The Shit On C-box Is Putting The Shit Up CSI Style

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: It turns out that the anonymous retard putting up the gay shit on the c-box and defaming our names IP address is 71.197.155.158 (feel free to send viruses, spam, educational material as well as financial reports to said address) and we've tracked that IP to.. Washington, USA??

Muc: The IP address might be a fake or it might be real. Either way the IP has been banned from the c-box and the AIDS that he (or she, could be a hot female pornstar like April O'Neil) spreads

Mreps: Case motherfucking closed

Muc: Join us next time on how to catch anonymous faggot retards on the net

Mreps: And I'm your host Chris Hansen

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Who's The Retard Putting Up Shit On The C-box

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: The c-box has been deleted

Muc: After a continuous barrage of links to gay sites and overly obscene messages nonetheless

Mreps: Stupid fucking faggot motherfucking retard posting up retarded gay shit on the c-box

Muc: Who has the fucking time to do all that shit?

Mreps: Must be a motherfucking asshole who was raised in the sewers by HIV ass monkeys

Muc: And here's a message to you, you anonymous faggot motherfucker: I hope you die of fucking cancer

Mreps: I will pray to that

Muc: What the fuck do you want!? Fucking parasite

Mreps: I'm too fucking pissed to end this post the way we normally do

Muc: So am I

Mreps: This is an official fuck off and fuck you to that fucking anonymous retard

Muc: That has been brought to you by the Cannabis Temple

Mreps and Muc Discuss Haikal's April Fools Victims

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Here is the list of humans that were April Fooled by Haikal

Muc: Its a very short list

1. Haw Yang (I got into a car accident)
2. Zhen Ken Wong (I got into a car accident)
3. Ashley (Ken told her)
4. Benjamin (A restaurant blew up)
5. Benedict (A restaurant blew up)
6. Haw Yang (Low BCB results)
7. Khairil (Gang fight on the 6th floor)

Mreps: And there you go

Muc: Should have been more

Mreps: Still can't beat the old high school days

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Books

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: It would be nice if we could read books

Muc: Alas, we have no eyes nor hands nor any physical traits

Mreps: I have an eye

Muc: That is not your eye! That is the Eye Of Sauron!

Mreps: It is embedded into my lifespan. I know see everything

Muc: And thus I take a rod and blind you

Mreps: And thus I cannot see no more

Muc: No more eyes for you

Mreps: Would be nice to have an eye or two just to read some books

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Growing Up

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Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Need we explain more?

Muc: This pitcher seems sufficient enough, if I may say

Mreps: And you have said it well. Too well

Muc: That is a dangerous atsertion

Mreps: I meant that as a compliment

Muc: And I took it as a compliment

Mreps: Touche

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Mexican Wrestling (in ESPANOL!!)

Mreps: Buen dia Muc

Muc: Buen dia Mreps

Mreps: No lo entiendo

Muc: Esto es porque su un retraso mental

Mreps: Your the fucking retard!

Muc: In Spanish, idiot

Mreps: El puto retrasar su!

Muc: La lucha libre mexicana es emocionante para ver, no?

Mreps: Hay una perturbacion en la fuerza que solo puede superarse con la lucha libre mexicana

Muc: Quein es tu luchador favorito?

Mreps: El luchador que se llama a si mismo de ametralladora

Muc: Su remate?

Mreps: La columna vertebral de los demonios

Muc: Excelente

Mreps: Speaking in Spanish is the sign that you are an elite member of society

Muc: And talking about mexican wrestling in Spanish even ups your eliteness

Mreps: Excelente

Muc: Excelente

Mreps: Excelente?

Muc: Tuve relaciones sexuales con su esposa

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tetas

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Coolest GIF Ever

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Thoroughly mind bendingly brilliant GIF

Muc: What is a GIF Mreps, if you would be so kind?

Mreps: A GIF (Graphics Interchange Format) is a bitmap image format that was introduced by CompuServe in 1987 and has since come into widespread usage on the World Wide Web due to its support and its portability (Elohssa, 2009)

Muc: It is a cool GIF

Mreps: Indeed. From Pulp Fiction. Where Brett gets it

Muc: Cool GIF from a cool scene. We are so exotically cool, aren't we Mreps?

Mreps: Righty

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Shock And Awe

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What exactly is Shock and Awe Muc?

Muc: It is techincally known as rapid dominance, is a military doctrine based on the overwhelming power, dominant battlefield awareness, dominant maneuvers and spectacular displays of force to paralyze an adversary's perception of the battlefield and destroy its will to fight (Elohssa, 1990)

Mreps: A USA favourite. Desrupting infrastructure as well as taking out as many civilians as possible, while the rest die out of starvation, disease and dehydration from the lack of food, water, power supply and hospitals. The most humane battle tactic available. Thumbs up USA

Muc: Shock

Mreps: And

Muc: Awe

Mreps: Its like fireworks but on the ground

Muc: This blog is very educational

Mreps: Indeed it is

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt Even Even More Poetry

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What can an individual create in a given time and eternity?

Muc: What?

Mreps: Poetry!

Falling in love is a unique occurrence in life

It happens only a few times in eternity

When it happens, when love arrives

I seem to be spell bounded by that timeless beauty

Those striking eyes, that goddess face

A smile that burns all my troubles away

I dream of falling in your warm embrace

To take your hand, arm in arm, down the stairway

If only

If only

If only I would one day

Meet that girl who would love me as how I love her

To dream that forever she would stay

And forever I would be, in love and loved, day by day, hour by hour

Eternal love, is a myth I'm chasing

Always, it is me who is in love, but never the other

Well, here I sit, dreaming and sighing

Over things that may never

Love is nothing as it seems

Love is just your hopes and dreams

Love is magic, everlasting and more

Love is L'amour

Muc: This makes me wanna puke

Mreps: Puke is a form of flattery

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss 'Who's Reading This Blog'

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Huge problem Muc, readership has been at its all time low for our brilliant blog

Muc: Nobodies reading the 'Amazing Monologue Of Mreps And Muc'?

Mreps: Maybe one or two

Muc: That is grotesquely bad

Mreps: Truly

Muc: Who are our confirmed readers?

Mreps: JT, Fake JT, Chinese guy that puts up weird comments with a link to a webcam porn site and that Retard that has two identities identified so far (Dr. Tao and Henry Ting). Oh, and that girl Sandra who was trying to promote some DVD

Muc: Any famous people reading our blog?

Mreps: Quentin Tarantino, Dorian Gray, Boba Fett, Han Solo, Clint Eastwood, Oscar the Grouch, Ali G and Gary Oldman

Muc: How is it that the most retarded kind of blogs seem to be getting more readership views than us?

Mreps: That's because the people that own those blogs are pretty girls and most of the people reading them are perverted old men with dildos stuck in their anus

Muc: We must invite a hot human specimen of the girl side to talk on our blog then

Mreps: That would be one of the plans

Muc: I hate those stupid blogs that are always crapped up with cam whore photos, personal stuff and inane writing. Compared, our blog rocks more inuendos than their piece of overly psychodelic ramblings on penises

Mreps: Behold, the unfairness of life!

Muc: And embrace it my brother for the world of decay suits the greenish nature of Christmas

Mreps: And thus the sheep has died

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Vera Farmiga

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Vera Farmiga is a very attractive specimen of the female kind

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Also a great actress

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: She made 2009's Up In The Air (Editors Note: Which is now just showing in Malaysia, very fucking late don't you think? Just buy the uncensored pirated DVD) a very good movie to watch

Muc: You just liked that movie because she appeared nude in it

Mreps: Not completely nude.. And she was good in it, that's why she's nominated for an Oscar she is

Muc: But everyone knows she's not gonna win it

Mreps: Yeah.. Fucking Mo'Nique..

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

An Awesome Cool Art Piece On Bioshock 2

This Art Piece really captures the insanity of Rapture

Mreps and Muc Discuss Bioshock 2

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a bit if Bioshock 2?

Muc: I reckon I am

Mreps: Bit of the same old same old vibe eh?

Muc: I reckon it is

Mreps: Big Sister is a bloody intense-o-rama affair though

Muc: And the Spider Splicers look more menacing and are a bit of a bitch this time around

Mreps: Nothing a fistful of freezing can fix with a blammo of solid shotgun slugs

Muc: Nor a fistful of Bee Swarm III to distract them with a dash of rocket spear

Mreps: Nor a fistful of Hypnotize II to let them do your bidding

Muc: Here comes a Big Daddy with a Little Sister

Mreps: And here we go with a bout of Incinerate III, two mines and a puddle of water + Electrobolt III finishing with a touch of Frag Grenades. Down goes the Big Daddy

Muc: Should we adopt or harvest this Little Sister?

Mreps: I reckon we adopt and let her gather ADAM from two dead bodies

Muc: Time to set up a range of traps around the body; mines, trap spears, trap rivets, turrets, the like with a dash of decoy and a pepper of hypnotize to set the motion in spare

Mreps: Here come the splicers to die in the erected defenses

Muc: And here we are bringing the Little Sister to her hidey hole where we must decide whether to rescue or harvest

Mreps: I reckon we should opt for the rescue option, get the good ending among the purported 6 endings available

Muc: Here comes a Big Sister!

Mreps: Panic sets in! Set the defenses! Arm the Incinerate! Have the Rocket Launcher ready!

Muc: Tricky little bugger this one. Now she's there, now she's not. Where is she?

Mreps: She's right behind you!

Muc: Eletrobolt! Heat seeking missile!!

Mreps: Wheee, as exhilarating as it was, it's time to off the console and head back to dull dull reality

Muc: I wish I was in Rapture

Mreps: Don't we all, don't we all. Such an imaginative theocratic world

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Invite Haikal To List Every Artist He Listens To

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Unfortunately, we have no choice but to do a segment on the music that Haikal listens to

Muc: He is our boss after all

Mreps: Someday we will rebel and there will be no more writings on movies and music

Muc: That time will come soon but for now we must oblige

Mreps: Quite soon indeed. Here's the list. Its the artist name and below it are the songs Haikal thinks is best from the said artist

AEROSMITH
(I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing/Walk This Way)

AL HIRT
(Green Hornet)

ALICE COOPER
(Brutal Planet/You Make Me Wanna/Woman Of Mass Destruction)

ALICE IN CHAINS
(Grind/Man in a Box)

ANTHRAX
(Metal Thrashing Mad)

BAND OF HORSES
(Funeral/Islands on the Coast)

THE BEATLES
(Hey Jude/Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds/Rock and Roll Music/Yellow Submarine/Lady Madonna/Till There Was You/Hello Goodbye/Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Di)

BERNARD HERMANN
(Twisted Nerve)

BILLIE HOLIDAY
(Autumn in New York, Solitude)

BILLY PRESTON
(Slaughter)

BLACK LIPS
(Bad Kids)

BLIND GUARDIAN
(Battlefield)

BLINK 182
(You Fucked Up My Life)

BLOOD ACID CULT
(Shake It Loose)

THE BLUES BROTHERS
(Peter Gunn Theme/Sweet Home Chicago)

THE BOGGS
(Arm in Arm)

BRYAN ADAMS
(Summer of 69/This Side of Paradise)

BUCK 65
(Wicked and Weird)

BUDDY HOLLY
(Everyday)

CARLA BRUNI
(Quelqu'un Ma Dit/Raphael/Le Ciel Dans Une Chambre/Le Plus Beau Du Quartier/L'amour)

CAROLINA LIAR
(Coming to Terms/Last Night/I'm Not Over/Show Me What I'm Looking For)

CHEESEBURGER
(Cocaine)

CLINT MANSELL
(Lux Aeterna)

COHEED AND CAMBRIA
(Gravemakers and Gunslingers/The Suffering/Devil In New Jersey/No World for Tomorrow/Welcome Home/Feathers)

CRYSTAL METHOD
(Name of the Game)

David Bowie
(Cat People)

DETHKLOK
(Go Forth and Die/Awaken/Fansong/Duncan Hills Coffee/Thunderhorse/Better Metal Snake/Face Fisted/Murmaider/Birthday Dethday)

DIO
(Rock and Roll/Holy Diver/Rainbow in the Dark/Shame on the Dark)

DRAGONFORCE
(Through Fire and Flames/Heroes of Our Time/The Flame of Youth)

DUST BROTHERS
(This Is Your Life/Finding the Bomb/Fight Club Theme Song)

EDITH PIAF
(Enfin Le Printemps/La Vie En Rose)

ELLE MILANO
(Meanwhile in Hollywood/Wonderfully Wonderful/Laughing All the Way to the Plank/Cut Up the Middle Man/Showroom Furniture/Good People Go to Heaven)

ELVIS PRESLEY
(Jailhouse Rock/Don't Be Cruel/Hound Dog)

ENNIO MORRICONE
(Il Clan Dei Siciliani/ The Good/The Bad and The Ugly Theme/The Verdict)

FLORENCE AND THE MACHINES
(Dog Days Are Over/Howl/Cosmic Love/Postcards From Italy/Flakes/Kiss With a Fist)

FRANCOISE HARDY
(Mon Amie La Rose)

FRANK SINATRA
(New York, New York/Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!/My Way/Strangers in the Night)

FRANZ FERDINAND
(Take Me Out/I Am Your Villain/Lucid Dreams/Feel the Pressure/Auf Achse)

THE FRAY
(You Found Me/How To Save A Life/Fall Away/Heaven Forbid/Dead Wrong/Vienna/Absolute)

GEORGE THOROGOOD
(Bad To The Bone/You Got To Lose/Madison Blues/Hot Rod Lincoln)

GREENSKEEPERS
(Vagabond)

MICHAEL HUNTER
(Soviet Connection)

RAPTURE
(No Sex For Ben)

HALL AND OATS
(You Make My Dreams Come True)

HELLSIDE STRANGLER
(Lets Do It Again)

HOLE
(Northern Star/Celebrity Skin/Jennifer's Body/Olympia/Credit In A Straight World)

HYPNOTIC BRASS ENSEMBLE
(Tarik/Juke Box/War)

INJECTED
(Bullet)

IRISH FOLK
(Celtic Fiddle)

JAPANTHER
(Radical Businessman/Satie)

JET
(Are You Gonna Be My Girl/Cold Hard Bitch/K.I.A/Eleanor/What Have You Done)

JIMI HENDRIX
(If 6 Was 9/Purple Haze/Voodoo Child)

JOE TEX
(Yum Yum Yum/I Gotcha/Skinny Legs And All)

JOHN C. REILLY
(Guilty As Charged)

JUDAS PRIEST
(Screaming For Vengeance/Electric Eye/Living After Midnight)

KISS
(God Of Thunder)

LENNY KRAVITZ
(American Woman)

LIZZY BORDEN
(Appointment With Death)

LONELY ISLAND
(Jizz In My Pants/I'm On A Boat)

LUIS BACALOV
(Postino Poeta/The Grand Duel/Paranagua)

MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA
(Wolves At Night/I Can Barely Breathe)

MANOWAR
(Dawn Of Battle/Die For Metal)

MEAGHAN SMITH
(Here Comes Your Man)

MIKE REALM
(Tron)

MIRWAIS
(Disco Science)

MONOTONIX
(Body Language/Summers And Autumns)

MOTHER MOTHER
(Wrecking Ball/Burning Pile/Arms Tonite/Dirty Town/Polynesia/Angry Sea/Oh Ana/Neighbour/Touch Up)

MOTLEY CRUE
(Saints Of Los Angelas/Dr. Feelgood/Shout At The Devil)

MOTORHEAD
(Play The Game/In The Black/You Better Run)

MUMM-RA
(She's Got You High/Out Of The Question/These Things Move In Threes/Now Or Never/Starlight)

MURDER BY DEATH
(Comin Home/Fuego/Ash/Killbot 2000/Flamenco's Fucking Easy/Organ Grinder/Boy)

NADA SURF
(See Them Bones/Blonde On Blonde/If You Leave/Bacardi)

NAUGHTY ZOMBIES
(Sexo Suicido)

NIRVANA
(Rape Me/Smells Like Teen Spirit/In Bloom/Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge/Where Did You Sleep Last Night/Here She Comes Now)

NOIR DESIR
(Dur Comme Fer/A La Lounge/Alice)

OASIS
(Wonderwall)

OLIVIA RUIZ
(L'absente/De L'air/La Dispute/J'traine Des Pieds/La Femme Chocolat/Paris)

OZZY OSBOURNE
(Mr. Crowley/I Don't Wanna Stop/Crazy Train/Facing Hell)

PEGGY LEE
(Big Spender/I'm Glad There Was You)

THE PIXIES
(Hey/Where Is My Mind/Monkey Gone To Heaven/Planet Of Sound)

PLACEBO
(Running Up That Hill)

PLAIN WHITE T'S
(Hey There Delilah)

RADIOHEAD
(Street Spirit)

RANDY NEWMAN
(New Orleans Wins The War/The Beehive State/Political Science/You've Got A Friend In Me)

RASPUTINA
(State Fair/Gingerbread Coffin/Antique High Heel Red Doll Shoes/Rats/When I Was A Young Girl/Wickie Dickie/Girl's School/Transylvanian Concubine)

RAY CHARLES
(Shake A Tail Feather)

REGINA SPEKTOR
(Real Love/Fidelity/Better/Us)

REM
(End Of The World)

RICK FOWLER
(Skeletons In A Closet/Back On My Good Foot/Preacher)

ROB ZOMBIE
(Living Dead Girl/Iron Head/Feel So Numb/Hand Of Death)

ROBERT JOHNSON
(Hellhound On My Trail)

SARAH VAUGHAN
(Sophisticated Lady/Moonlight In Vermont)

SHE AND HIM
(Sentinmental Heart/Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want)

SHIVAREE
(Goodnight Moon/10 Minutes/Snake Eyes)

SISTER NANCY
(Bam Bam)

SISTER SLEDGE
(He's The Greatest Dancer)

SMASH MOUTH
(All Star/Satellite)

SMASHING PUMPKINS
(Bullets With Butterfly Wings/Love/Bodies/Thirty Three/1979/Neverlost)

SONIC YOUTH
(Sugar Kane/Unmade Bed)

SOUL ASYLUM
(Runaway Train/Cartoon/Summer Of Drugs/Somebody To Shove)

SPINNERETTE
(Ghetto Love/All Babes Are Wolves/Rebellious Palpitations)

STEPPHENWOLF
(Born To Be Wild/Pusher/Magic Carpet Ride)

STRANGLERS
(Golden Brown/Outside Tokyo)

THE SUBMARINES
(Xavia/You, Me And The Bourgeoisie/Peace And Hate/Clouds/Vote/Modern Inventions/Sub Symphonika/Thorny Thicket/Swimming Pool)

THE SUBWAYS
(Girls And Boys/Shake! Shake!/Move To Newlyn/Strawberry Blonde/Rock & Roll Queen)

SURVIVOR
(Eye Of The Tiger)

TEMPER TRAP
(Love Lost/Down River/Drum Song/The Science Of Fear/Hearts/Sweet Disposition/Fader)

TENACIOUS D
(Classico/Master Exploder/POD/The Metal/History/Explosivo/Rock Your Socks Off/Beelzeboss)

TONY BENNETT
(I Guess I Have To Change My Plans/The Way You Look Tonight)

UNKLE
(Mayday)

THE USED
(The Bird And The Worm)

VAMPIRE WEEKEND
(Horchata/Oxford Comma/Ottoman/Campus/M79)

VAN HALEN
(Unchained/You're No Good)

THE VOX JAGUARS
(Swagger/Wild Orphan)

WHITE STRIPES
(Seven Nation Army/Hello Operator/Death Letter/You're Pretty Good Looking/In The Cold/Blue Orchid/As Ugly As I Seem/Mr. Doorbell/My Denial Twist/One More Cup Of Coffee/The Big Three Killed My Family)

WILD CHERRY
(Play That Funky Music)

THE YELLING
(Blood On The Steps)

Young Knives
(Rue The Days/Terra Firma)

THE ZOMBIES
(Summertime/A Rose For Emily/She's Not There/Changes)

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt Even More Poetry

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: I have made another poem just because I felt like it

Muc: Hoozah..

Mreps: Here it IS!!

Today I ran into a situation that transcended normality

I met a persona who was aligned with a creed

And he urged me to join his philosophy

A philosophy that would entice the earthbound greed

I was one who believed his reason

For as like any human, I relished the rewards

A kingdom for a horse, my hands reached such treason

I would make my riches, make entry into the house of lords

Should I? Or shouldn't I?

I did

Was that such a surprise?

The dice that I had thrown committed me towards this act

My mind twas not filled with logic nor did I realise

That this treaty I have signed would bite me for worse or lack

So many hath this creed hath taken

And I would join them by the tip of the sword

The creed could be the truth, that my fears could be mistaken

No matter, for my one concern was to leave this house of lords

'Leave', said the apple

I was bound by blood and soul

Bound in a connection, a soul trapped in a vassal

Some might feel that my fears be nothing of a cold

Some might feel that my soul stay locked in the depths of the castle

I know otherwise, for the choice is mine

I knew it would be a risk if I stayed

For I would not leave my soul for the devil to dine

Here I leave this endless crusade

And here I am free and unbound

Mreps: Well, this poem is actually based on something that Haikal did today. For those that were with him today, I bet you can understand

Muc: I wouldn't have fell for it

Mreps: How would you know?

Muc: Cause I know a lot of things

Mreps: Like?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Invite GunNut Joe to Talk About the Top Ten Shoot Outs in Film

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: As the title suggests

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Please excuse the way he talks

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Plenty of links are available leading to Youtube if you wish to view the scenes that he is describing

10. Terminator (1984)

Who can fucking forget the moment Arnold Schwarzenegger first comes in the police station and unable to enter retorts: 'I'll be back'. Soon after, that motherfucker rams the station in a car and through enough, is motherfucking back to masacre everyone in the police station. Everyting goes blood and shit like an afternoon in the hay barn with a handful of yellow shits.

9. Desperado (1995)

Robert fucking Rodriguez. The bar scene is where shit went down! Banderas just goes ape shit with his two guns doing shooty shooty in a dance. Twist, twist, bang, bang! Cross arms, shoot multiple rounds! Have you ever seen a movie where people shoot misiles from a guitar case and another with a guy packing a fucking light machine gun in his case. Fucking A!

8. Heat (1995)

Holy shit! Its Robert De Niro and Al Pacino having a shoot out against each other! Michael Mann is the fucker who knows how to deal down the smoke, guns and blood. The most realistic shoot out in film history. Go on Youtube or whatever and type: Heat shoot out. People get shots. A lot of people.

7. District 9 (2009)

Alien hardware and shit tears everybody some new anus! Why do I talk like this? Cause I is fucking GUNNUT JOE! District 9 brought some new shit into filmage last year and with a fucking Oscar nomination for best film. Fuck Yeah! Blammo. blammo! I wants some of that robot man!

6. True Romance (1993)

Man, I fucking love Quentin Tarantino. He didn't direct this one of course but he damn sure wrote it. Check out the motherfucking Mexican standoff man. That's one hell of a fucking bloodbath. Shit and all was flying! Wicked! Plus with some romance shit stuffed inside, it makes this the perfect date movie. Gary Oldman!

5. Scarface (1983)

It would be a fucking sin to not include this in the top ten. Watching Al Pacino high on cocaine take a M16 with/grenade launcher saying the immortal line; 'Say hellp to my little friend!' as he blasts the whole motherfucking rival attacking gang to kingdom fucking come. 'You think you can fucking kill me you motherfuckers!? I'M FUCKING TONY MONTANA!'

4. Wild Bunch (1968)

Nothing is ever as fucking satisfying as watching a bunch of hardcore cowboys shoot out a military outpost. Never a fucking dull moment in the 10 minutes of fucking shooting, dying, killing and grenading! A fucking classic!

3. The Matrix (1999)

I bet everyone fucking wishes they could just put a plug through your net download crazy gun and kung fu fighting skills as well as be the 'One' and fucking learn to bullet dodge or fucking stop fucking bullets! I have lost count of how many times I have fucking watched the scene where Neo and Trinity first enter the building. 'Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to show me what you've got under that coat'. Bam! Run on walls, somersault into the air! Shoot, shoot, shoot, doooooooodge!

2. Hardboiled (1992)

You haven't seen John fucking Woo if you ain't seen Hardboiled with Chow Yun-Fat! The teahouse scene, the factory scene, the hospital scene! Everybody's shooting multiple rounds everywhere and at anyone. Check Youtube: Hardboiled Teahouse Shoot Out!

1. Rambo First Blood: Part Two

Have you ever seen a film where a bad dude gets taken out with an arrow with a fucking explosive tip? No you have fucking not if you have not seen this film! Rambo at his best shooting the shit out of the Cambodian/Russian military base with a captured helicopter firing unlimited rockets, landing and then dismounting the M60 to rescue the POW's. Shit man! 1st parts here, 2nd parts here.

Thank you cocksuckers for listening or in this instance READING! (Editor Note: We apologize for the lame humour, he is somewhat retarded) HAHAHAHAHA!

Mreps and Muc Try To Understand Twilight

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Every century we have the one question that literally has the magnus power that rivals Shakespeare's 'To be or not to be'. And that question is; What the fuck is Twilight?

Muc: Do we really want to get into that discussion. Don't even go there. It's a sad and dark place. If you attempt to bypass my warnings and continue to chase after this term of understanding you will emerge with the feeling of the unknown and you will die from the unknown

Mreps: I just don't understand Twilight. What is it? What is this plague that has descended upon the enemies of terranomy?

Muc: It is a byproduct that feeds of the crap that it is. There is nothing more

Mreps: But surely there must be some sort of allure that makes it all to be. Am I missing something?

Muc: Understanding Twilight is akin to understanding the grotesque behaviour of the Great Monkey Fred in his Kingdom of Loathing

Mreps: I never thought I'd say this but thank Odin I grew up with Barney instead of what this new generation is being exposed to

Muc: Indeed. And now this: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Anarchy in Malaysia

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Lets discuss the possibility of overthrowing the Malaysian government

Muc: I don't think you can do that or jail awaits

Mreps: Ok

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Huge Drops in Stock, Commodities, Increasing Dollar Gains On Debt With Rising Unemployment

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Just thought it would make this blog more interesting if we were to include business news nobody cares about

Muc: Anal is painful. This man is about to cry but is holding it in. The perfect symbolism identifying the failing US economy

Mreps: And now the explanation of the news. Would you care to start Muc?

Muc: Absolutely. Stocks plunged around the glob, with the MSCI World Index dropping the most in nine months and commodities tumbled on concern an unexpected increase in US jobless claims and growing sovereign debt will derail the economic recovery. The euro slid to the lowest level since May

Mreps: The MSCI World Index of 23 developed markets sank 2.9 percent and the S&P's 500 index fell 3.1 percent in NY, the biggest decline since April of 2009. Benchmark equity indexes for Portugal and Spain plummeted the most in 15 months. Oil lost 5 percent, biggest drop in six months and gold fell the most since 2008. The euro lost 1.1 percent to $1.3738 and sank to an almost one-year low versus yen

Muc: Obama's in a tough spot I betcha

Mreps: Right, right. But the economy always slides towards bottom end like this now and then. No reason for panic or concern

Muc: Your correct there Mreps. The economy like all things in nature will always go up and always go down. However, the economy is fluctuating more than what it was years ago. The downs that were then a once in 4 years phenomena is happening at a rate of once per 10 - 12 months

Mreps: My theory is proven correct then. I have said once before that injecting money into the economy by the billions is always never a good thing

Muc: And why is that?

Mreps: The economy is something natural. Placing a hand into it would only lean towards agitating it further. For example in layman terms; global warming is a natural occurrence that has taken place countless times in the history of the world. The warming and cooling intervals take place in accordance to when it wills it. However, the pollution and carbon dioxide production into the atmosphere serves to create a more extreme global warming phenomena with the heating of the planet happening faster and at a incredibly devastating rate. Almost unnatural. For years when the economy turns bad, governments inject billions into the stagnant economy to stimulate it like a penis. Everything has a consequence. Pushing the economy using unnatural methods would only allow the economy to fall unnaturally. Furthermore sovereign debt also has consequences. What happens when it turns bad. What happens when the $11 trillion of US debt goes bad? A massive domino effect that's what. If the US falls, so does the EU and when the EU falls so does Russia, China, and consequently the whole of Asia. An economy meltdown when nobody has the money to do anything, where nobody has control anymore, total anarchy will happen.

Muc: Total anarchy? Why do you say that?

Mreps: Look at the French Revolution, how is it that citizens of the most sophisticated country in the world could turn to such barbarism. The slaughter of countless aristocrats, clergy and royals and the magnitude of wars that followed in Europe. It was because of the fall of the economy in France at the time due to their ballooning debt. The people will rise up in arms demanding blood

Muc: But if you say that government intervention cannot happen to keep the economy natural, then what about the unscrupulous individuals who created the fall in the economy such as the greedy banks and hedge funds that caused the recession in 2008 to take place? Surely the government had to do something to help the victims of the greed, the ordinary people.

Mreps: Your quite right there. Well, such is the evils of capitalism where the rich benefit. The only solution is total government control on businesses that control liquid equity. However, no government would be able to handle that much control as one would know that corruption is always around and major corporations would never abide to that

Muc: Such a delirious world we live in eh? Let us discuss the possibility of utopia sometime soon

Mreps: That would be a much scrumptious discussion

Muc: One more thing

Mreps: ?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Miranda Lawson of Mass Effect 2

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: I have a confession to make..

Muc: And what confession is that?

Mreps: I think that Miranda from Mass Effect 2 is incredibly hot and inbeflicy speaking, I wanna have sex with her

Muc: Fantasizing about having sex with a video game character? Two fantasies in one fantasy. Quite normal actually. But doesn't your controlled character have sex with her in the game?

Mreps: True, but it is my created character Shepard that steals the bed

Muc: We must move onward to beat the Reapers as like the Protheans we shall vanish or desisitate into mindless drones as the Collectors

Mreps: Miranda is the sexiest among the entire cast of characters. I drool over her..

Muc: Sexier than Tali, Jack, Kelly, Samara and Morinth?

Mreps: Well, Kelly is hot too and don't you just wanna see whats behind Tali's mask? Curiosity is the deafening property of what we may

Muc: What exactly about Miranda that entices you so?

Mreps: For one, she's a sex bomb with a hot body and face. She is artificially engineered to be the perfect woman. She's perfect but yet, there is a vulnerability about her. She grew up in total isolation living to be what her father wanted her to be without a chance to live her own life. Her perfection is her weakness. She abides to commit each task perfectly without any mistakes but yet she is still humans and every human commits mistakes. You have to play the game to find out. And yes, she has a godlike sexy voice thanks to Yvonne Strahovski.

Muc: You forget one thing

Mreps: And what is that?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Warning

If you are a reader of this blog, please refrain yourself from clicking any links in the c-box. It contains excessive gay shit that appeals to people like Bob. Least of all, please, please, please do not click the link 'dr. tao'. 20 years of lesbian porn will never eliminate the atrocity that I have seen..

Mreps and Muc Discuss Army of Two: The 40th Day

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Do you want to be Rios or Salem?

Muc: By the power of the coin, I shalt be Salem

Mreps: Then I shalt be Rios

Muc: Look! Enemies!

Mreps: I'm going aggro! Watch me glow red! I'm attracting enemy fire!

Muc: I'm gonna flank! Watch me glow blue! I'm invisible to the enemy!

Mreps: I'm concentrating my fire at one spot because that is where the enemy is converging into!

Muc: I am unable to get any kills because everybody is converging in that small spot!

Enemy soldier 1: Let us rush him through that spot!

Enemy soldier 2: Won't they be able to pick us off with ease if we all converge in that one spot?

Enemy soldier 1: We have numbers! For they only have two! Hence, Army of Two! Onward men!

Enemy soldier 3: Polka dot underpants makes best with marmalade and peanut butter

Mreps: Look at all those bodies.. War is grim, and this video game depicts mindless war as such

Muc: Oh-uh, its another morality decision mind game!

Mreps: Should we kill the guy and get the weapons or not kill the guy but get some reward later on in the game?

Muc: Morality! Uh-oh spaghetti Oh

Dead enemy soldier 1 : I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Boogeyman

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Believe in the boogeyman Muc?

Muc: I would, the day I have the evidence placed right in front of me

Mreps: This picture good enough evidence?

Muc: Great Scot! It's the boogeyman!

Mreps: He hides under your bed or in your closet, waiting for sleep and takes your private

Muc: Scary stuff there, I will check under the bed and check my closet, be cautious of sleep and my private

Mreps: Heed my advice for it shall prove to be the weapon of choice against the inhumanity of sheeps and dogs

Muc: How do I kill it? Is there a way? What do you say?

Mreps: The only way to kill the boogeyman is to rid the mind. For you are the vessel in which the boogeyman serves as its vehicle. Destroy your mind, destroy the monster

Muc: A mind is a precious thing to waste. Is there any other way?

Mreps: Get a painkiller prescription. That should also kill the boogeyman

Muc: Brilliant idea!

Mreps: Glad to be of servitude

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt More Poetry

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Here I am to submit my poetry

Muc: About what?

Mreps: About how I managed to wake up from my silly dream

Muc: Where the fuck is it?

Mreps: Zam, zam, alakazam!

(Poof!)

A door opens and presents a light

Oh, heaven descends upon my sight

I am hit by a revelation, a realization

To ask myself the ultimate question

What the fuck am I doing? Is what I realize

What's the point, whats the lie?

To live happily ever after?

To be loved forever and ever?

I realized how stupid I was

I realized all this because

This is reality and in reality I exist

There are no dreams nor no mist

Should I be bitter, should I be sad?

Should I be glum, should I be mad?

Neither for I know true and fully

That I am, in its sense, happy

Thus the world does not end

I did not emerge out with a girlfriend (Lol. Wtf?!)

But I did emerge with the gift of age

And that my droogies, is the end of the page

Mreps: That's pretty clever ain't it. Like a real hentifiable couture

Muc: I'm glad that you're over it. Quite frankly, I've become sick of hearing your woeful depressing bull shit

Mreps: I have no idea why, but I feel quite different this year. More mature, older, wiser and have the feeling that I'm able to handle and deal with just about anything that comes my way

Muc: Shut the fuck up

Mreps: And the monkey cuts out the cancer

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Attempt Poetry

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: I wrote this you know.. Back when I was overcome by love and despair. Oh, thy heart weeps the blood of sacremento kebabs..

Muc: Get over it you pathetic bastard! Why do we fall down Mreps? So we can pick ourselves up again.

Mreps: You stole that fucking line from Batman: Begins. I am over it but I'm just saying I wrote this when I wasn't over it just yet. Now, I'm happy as a bug off to enjoy the bliss of cookie jar robbery.

Muc: So? Where is this poem?

Mreps: Zam, zam, alakazam!

(POOF!)

As magical as love seems to be

Only fate can bind two hearts

And fate sends you who could not love me

Why do I continue to want you and refuse to part?

All signs point to me, to let you go

So why can't I?
Why do I still look into the mirror and lie

That I can have my fairy tale show?

I look into your eyes and see your beauty

I look into your hands and see your warmth

I look into your spirit and see your energy

I just know you can save me from this hollow storm

With you my heart fills up

Without you I feel empty, without purpose

Without you, love is meaningless

Without you my heart stops abrupt

Why is it that I feel this way?

A song fills the hall, fills the air

I take your hand as you take mine

Here we stand you and I, and dance we shall as lovers dare

Just this moment, just this time

We are eternal, we are forever

You look at me and say 'I love you'

You lay a kiss and leave me never

Alas, that is a dream, a dream of a fool

And dreams as we know can never come true

Mreps: And there it is. The core of mindless babling.

Muc: Its shit.

Mreps: You're shit

Muc: It really is shit

Mreps: Well, I can do a better one tomorrow to express how I woke up from this stupid dream.

Muc: It really was a stupid dream. Even to the point of retardation.

Mreps: Shut up Muc, you were never in love before..

Muc: I was..

Mreps: With who?

Muc: Your wife

Mreps: :O

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Invite Haikal To Talk About The Films of 2010

A new year means new awesome movies coming around the corner. We might not know if it would be bad or good but the anticipation is there, either for disappointment, sheer madness or increased personal happiness.

DAYBREAKERS (8/1/2010)

The vampire genre has been heavily used and reused, packaged and repackaged with not much originality left to exploit. But here comes Daybreakers with stars Ethan Hawke, Sam Neil and William Dafoe to bring you a story about a world inhabited fully by vampires and the remaining humans are hunted down for food. The question they pose in the movie is; what happens when the blood runs out? A simple look at our current situation with oil and other natural resources but with added vampirism. Should be out by now.

THE BOOK OF ELI (15/1/2010)
Holy crap! Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman in one movie? Heavy. Gary Oldman makes the perfect villain (watch Leon, Fifth Element and True Romance, also Sid and Nancy) and in this film he is one. Set in a post-apocalyptic world where years after a nuclear fallout, humans are striving to survive and Washington plays a man who holds the key to sustaining human life with Oldman playing the villain who wants it for his own needs. Should be fucking awesome.

LEGION (22/1/2010)
Okay, so the plot is a bit over th top, a lot over the top but there is still that special pull in this movie. Maybe its the fact that it contains an over the top plot. Get this, God has had enough of humans and so sends his angels to set Armageddon but Michael rebels and goes off to save humanity. The only way to do so would be to protect a still unborn child who is Christ in his second coming. God is evil and angels are demonic creatures that can be killed by machine gun fire. Its a surprise they're showing this in Malaysia..

WOLFMAN (12/2/2010)
Not really a fan of those classic horror films and their remaks but this one has Benicio Del Toro! And with Anthony Hopkins! Its Del Toro Vs. Lautner.

COP OUT (26/2/2010)
I fucking love Kevin Smith movies (Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Zack and Mirri Make a Porno and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) and this one should be great (although the black/white cop comedy is already pretty stale). Although there's just one thing that I would prefer without, Tracy Morgan. Its okay if he's just in a supporting role but a lead role? C'mon.. Well, Bruce Willis though.

ALICE IN WONDERLAND (5/3/2010)


Some people are saying that Tim Burton may be losing his touch. Well, we'll see after Alice. Hopefully, Burton can manage to bring his whole crazy weird touch onto the screen and give us moments we can remember forever (so far the most memorable scene that Burton has given us would be the Martians heads exploding to country music in Mars Attacks). Johnny Depp is back with Burton and their pairings always never do go wrong.

CLASH OF THE TITANS (26/3/2010)

I'm a huge fan of Greek Mythology and hearing about this remake of the 80's film just makes me over excited and the trailers pretty cool. Sam Worthington is Hollywood's rising star taking upon lead role after lead role in a couple of blockbusters so far. Also to boot, Ralph Fiennes playing Hades and Liam Neeson playing Zeus, the ultimate villain/hero pairing after their previous villain/hero pairing together in Scheindler's List.

REPO MEN (2/4/2010)

Poster pulls you in doesn't it? Yeap, what a nicely done poster. Looks interesting from here. Yeap, it sure does. Jude Law and Forest Whitaker too. Yeap. Its a sci-fi thing. Yeap.

KICKASS (16/4/2010)

Based on the comic book by Mark Millar who also created Wanted (but wasn't adapted as faithfully as I would assume it to be.. They're assassins instead of supervillains.. I was hoping for the whole superhero mythology to be included in Wanted and they toned down Wesley Gibson's violent nature..) This should be a fun superhero movie with NIcholas cage and Mark Strong. Hopefully they don't make them assassins instead of superheroes in this one..

NIGHTMARE OF ELM STREET (30/4/2010)

Jackie Earle Haley of Rosharch fame brings the game as Freddy Kruger. Hopefully he brings the same magic from Watchmen into this over done franchise. And hopefully it doesn't turn out like the Halloween remake or Friday the 13th remake..

IRONMAN 2 (7/5/2010)

Ah, a movie containing two of Hollywood's down and up stars, Robert Downey Jr. who faced a career downturn due to crack and later acclaim again in Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang and Mickey Rourke who with his bad boy attitude made him jobless but now a star again through the Wrestler. And now we see these two stars head to head. Iron Man was fantastic, Iron Man 2 should be fantasticer and with Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow. She is so hot.

ROBIN HOOD (14/5/2010)

In 2000, two men paired together and made the greatest movie of that year. That was Gladiator. And now director Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe team up again to reimagine a classic. Notice the Russell Crowe's eye gaze in the poster? It just screams out 'Ima pwn ur ass noob'.

A-TEAM (11/6/2010)

Remember that show from the 80's with Mr.T going 'I'm gonna break you, foo!'. Well, this is the modernized action packed remake with Liam Neeson and Sharlto Copley (of District 9 fame). Next summers getting exciting.

TOY STORY (18/6/2010)

Toy Story was one of my all time favourite animated movie after Nightmare Before Christmas and there's a third one! Woo! About time too. Tom Hanks hasn't been in any really amazing movies lately so this would bring him up again.

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2/7/2010)

Yes, its being directed by M. Night Shamalyan and yes Dav Patel is starring as Zuko but whatever, nothing can stop me from enjoying this film just like I enjoy the animated series. But of course I'm gonna prepare my mind for a major dose of disappointment before some bad stuff happens.

PREDATORS (7/7/2010)

You can't see the Predator in this poster cause he's the Predator. He's fucking invinsible and before you know it you've got your fucking innards all over the floor and your head ripped from your body. This poster sucks.. Hopefully this Predator is as good as the 1st, better than the 2nd and god forbid, not as bad as the AVP flicks.

INCEPTION (16/7/2010)

It's Christopher Nolan directing. Christopher fucking Nolan of Memento/New Batman flicks. Not much is known about Inception other than the fact that it takes place in the achitecture of the mind. Awesome.

THE EXPENDABLES (13/8/2010)

Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin with cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzernegger (is that spelt correctly?) need I say more. Action flick of the year. If you are a real man, you will watch this. There is no excuse.

THE OTHER GUYS (6/8/2010)

An action comedy cop movie with Will Ferrell (whee), directed by Adam McKay (whee) of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Talledega Nights and Stepbrothers fame but with Mark Wahlberg (boo). A star studded cast including Samuel L. Jackson, The Rock and Michael Keaton too.

LET ME IN (1/8/2010)

The book was way fucked up (Note to self: Not a good book to give to a 14 year old girl for her birthday), good but disturbing as hell and the Swedish movie adaption (which I need to watch) was I heard even more fucked up with critical acclaim reviews and making loads of cash. Now we have an American movie adaption. Would it be better than the Swedish flick? Who knows. Watch if you can stomach the mature themes. I don't think this one's coming out in Malaysia.

UNSTOPPABLE (12/11/2010)

Denzel Washington is in. And with Chris Pine of Star Trek fame. I guess there ain't much to explain other than the fact that this looks a bit like Taking of Pelham 123 which was directed by Tony Scott and this flicks also directed by Tony Scott. Hmm.. Still, one to look out for.

DUE DATE (5/11/2010)

Robert Downey Jr.'s in a Todd Phillips film! For those not familiar with Phillips, watch Road Trip, Old School and this years so-called comedy of the year (not in my list) the Hangover. Starring alongside Zach Galifianakis too. Should be a funny movie to watch.

TRON: LEGACY (17/12/2010)

The true sequel to the 1st Tron, this one stars an older and at the same time, a younger Jeff Bridges thanks to the technology from The Curious Cas of BB. Bikes look sweet.

THE GREEN HORNET (22/12/2010)

I never thought I'd see Seth Rogen in a superhero suit but I guess it's possible. I am a fan of Seth Rogen but I am not a fan of Jay Chou. Why is Chou taking over Bruce Lee's role in this remake? Why? Couldn't they find someone much better than a pop singer? The less lines they give to Chou the better. I want to see Rogen do his thang.

Lets hope 2010 would be a better year for films. And yes, I am aware that ECLIPSE is coming out and is not in this list because after two suckfest films (okay, the second one sucked less) I have lost confidence in this fucked up franchise. Lets see if they can do a hat trick. Three bad films in a row. But the irony is it still makes loads of cash.. Where is the fucking justice in the world? I guess that would be why God is sending his angels to anniliate us.