Vacation

Going off to Australia. Back on the 27th. No updates till then. Go find your philosophical dose somewhere else.

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

PS: Can somebody feed the comatose monkeys while I'm out of town? They only eat canned jack o' beans

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Mreps and Muc ShagWagon

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here in this bucket of high low mid surprise?

Muc: This right here is a Ford Mustang GT from the video game Forza Motorsport 3, with the finishing designs by Haikal

Mreps: Looks as splendid as the Fourth Finger Jake bucket of high low mid surprise

Muc: Catatonic

Mreps: Would be able to beat an Audi TT mind you

Muc: Leave the dust behind creating a sensatious melody upon the crustacious malovelant temperature

Mreps: Vroom

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Great Tits

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: One of natures majestic creations that span the eras of gone and past, of perfection towards and out. The Great Tit or so called Parus Major if one were to stallonfy the scientific product of such

Muc: The Great (.)(.) is a passerine bird in the tit family Paridae. It is a widespread and common species throughout Europe in any sort of woodland. It is resident, and most Great (.)(.)s do not migrate. It is like other tits, a vocal bird and has a large variety, of which most familiar is a "teacher teacher" also likened to a squeaky wheelbarrow wheel. Great (. )(.)s are described as insectivores preferring to pick the protein rich caterpillars during breeding season to feed their young. Great (.)(.)s are cavity nesters, breeding in a hole that is usually inside a tree, although occasionally in a wall, rock face, and they will readily take to nest boxes (Irwin, 2023).

Mreps: I imagined I saw a Great (.)(.) in the middle of winter on an autumn morning during the summer/spring cycle of yesteryear and today

Muc: Your imagination as always takes place in venues of a mind struck by lighting

Mreps: Ouspicious! Now, when anybody would Google Great Tit for the purpose of masturbating to real tits, they will instead be brought to this website and thus increasing our famatuis directory

Muc: Ouspicious indeed

Mreps: All a plan is a plan worth planned I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Ingenuity cannot replace the product of find

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: My wife died yesterday.. *Sobs

Muc: ...

Mreps: *Sobs

Muc: I had sex with your dead wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits. Great (.)(.)s

Mreps and Muc Discuss That Person Over There

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: In a jingle box of explosive rocks, there's narray a say in whats the day

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: There's a man, a person, an individual located over there

Muc: Over or under the bushes?

Mreps: In a redirected phrase of the sentence; there's a man, a person, an individual located under there

Muc: He seems lost, as like everyone is

Mreps: And to be lost only to find one's self is a prestigious privilege, mind over power of thought

Muc: But we aren't lost at all aren't we Mreps?

Mreps: As long as thy shalt haveth tis compass, we shan't ever be lost

Muc: Bestow upon me the wish of looking at the compass as I feel my soul is almost at lost ends

Mreps: Have a look but only a look for a touch might bring the death of eternal comfort

Muc: Can I lend the compass to that person over there?

Mreps: The man, the person, the individual under there?

Muc: Right indeed. Can I?

Mreps: I'm afraid that what we can and cannot do is beyond the transcended path of what's to come and not supposed to arrive

Muc: Like fish and chips?

Mreps: Like fish and chips

Muc: Like peanut butter on fish and chips?

Mreps: Like peanut butter on fish and chips

Muc: Oh, the joy of wonderland!

Mreps: Permit me a shout in arms way for we shall do what we desire to achieve what we must condire

Muc: And a fact I must state once more

Mreps: A fact that has been stated since the birth of time itself

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Insanity

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Heavens if I may in its lightest of forms commence towards what I shall be in the destiny of others

Muc: Too bad it seems regarding the inability of the purest of forms to be able to connect within what we want and want we shan't have

Mreps: A holiday of such that is long can do such damage to a person's mental frame

Muc: With annot to do and annot to say, we slowly decompose I would say. Cut from civilization and cut from the resources that begits the very foundation of that civilization

Mreps: My mind is rotting, and I fear it would spread as a disease of such calamity

Muc: If one mind of a collective hive rots, so does the implanted rest

Mreps: Care to comment more on that?

Muc: I fear that you may not exist and I fear that I may not even exist

Mreps: Narray those worries as we do exist. No doubt in my rotting, decaying mind. We do. You just feel like you don't

Muc: I fear that I have no thoughts of my own. That this organism by the name of Haikal commands what I shalt say and what I shan't. I used to think that I or we were in control of him. But I begin to see otherwise

Mreps: Control is a twitchy subject in the terms of past, present and future but you as always think too much. Perhaps a cup of jolly holly upsent beans will cheer you up

Muc: I think it would. Pass me the directory hotline number please

Mreps: *Passes number

Muc: *Calls number on cellphone

Operator: Hello, how may I be of assistance?

Muc: One cup of jolly holly upsent beans please

Operator: Think of the cup in your mind and you shall receive

Muc: As I am now brother

Operator: Cup of jolly holly upsent beans has been sent

Muc: Cup of jolly holly upsent beans has been received

Mreps: Feel much better Muc?

Muc: As I am indeed

Mreps: Has your fears been quenched and your confusion of control been satisfied?

Muc: Yes, but one fear still stands

Mreps: And what fear is that?

Muc: The fear of what you would do to me if I withstand a piece of information into your ears

Mreps: And what information is that?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss The Pixies

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: With my feet in the air and your head on the ground

Muc: Try this trick and spin it, yeah

Mreps: Your head would collapse but there's nothing in it and you'll ask yourself

Muc: Where is my mind?

Mreps: Hey! Been trying to meet you

Muc: Hey, must be a devil between us

Mreps: Or whores in my head, whores at my door, whores in my bed

Muc: But hey, where have you, been FOR IF YOU GO I WOULD SURELY DIE!!

Mreps: We're chained

Muc: There was a guy, an underwater guy that controlled the sea

Mreps: Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey

Muc: This monkey's gone to heaven

Mreps: Her heads in a bitter way, her brain's on fire

Muc: She's just looking for a perfect wave, it's her brain's desire

Mreps: I'll think of her when I walk the stand on this true hormos a night

Muc: Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh

Mreps: Ed is dead

Muc: One fine day in my odd past, I picked me up a transmission

Mreps: I turned the fission ignition, went looking for the broadcaster

Muc: And when I first touched some ground, they simply told me to leave

Mreps: Was kind of hard to believe cause there was no one around

Muc: This ain't the planet of sound

Mreps: Got hair in a girl that flows to her bones and a comb in her pocket if the winds get blown

Muc: Stripes on her eyes when she walks slow but her face falls down when she go, go, go

Mreps: Black tear falling on my lazy queen got a tattooed tit say number 13

Muc: Viva, don't want no blue eyes

Mreps: 'Where Is My Mind' followed by 'Hey' followed by 'Monkey Gone To Heaven', 'Ed Is Dead', 'Planet Of Sound' and 'Baby No. 13'. Ain't that right Muc

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Blade

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a viddy with a slew of badass motherfucker vibes in a cup of tea?

Muc: I would indeed as I have

Mreps: This here we have a fellow named Blade rollicking the fists of a badass motherfucker

Muc: Blade should be in Twilight I fransfortu

Mreps: How long would you reckon it take for him to kill off the entire Cullen family?

Muc: Tricky, but I would commence a 5 minute time frame

Mreps: It doesn't matter how fast they move. Blade can kill them and he bloody well kill them good

Muc: Right, right. They'll die ten times before they hit the ground

Mreps: Good riddance to bad acting

Muc: Cheers to that. Wesley Snipes should win a bloody Oscar for that film just cause he would have done a great service to the world

Mreps: But what about the werewolves with no pants on?

Muc: Kill them too he would. Before the steroid ridden beasties even reach him, a loaded silver bullet shotgun should do them in

Mreps: However, quite tricky it would be for Blade to do battle with the Dakota Fanning girl

Muc: Blade will decapitate her. And I'll tell you why. She's a cocky riggy diggy and being over confident gets you fucking killed you would in Blade's world

Mreps: Shame about Blade 3 though. What went wrong there?

Muc: Must have been everything. No matter, we shalt always have Blade 2. Guillermo Del Toro!

Mreps: Guillermo Del Toro!

Muc: How shalt Blade kill Edward Cullen?

Mreps: Shalt I suggest death by guillotine? Or by sawing?

Muc: I would say more katana through the heart or use a diamond to smash his head. The ironical debate. Diamond by diamond

Mreps: Death by diamond seems fair and wise. Almost comical

Vic: Toss him in a pit of fire!

Donny: Pour acid over his face!

Jules: Castration!

Tony: Disembowelment!

Muc: In the name of Doctor Louis Stevenson! Who are you people?

Vic: We're big fans of yours Mreps and Muc

Donny: Love your work

Jules: Couldn't agree more

Tony: Red beet and potty meat

Mreps: Why, we have fans! Oh wondrous joy!Is this what it feels like? Fame?

Muc: Fame at the price of our privacy it is. I can expect my sex video to be out on the Internet soon..

Mreps: Who is in that sex video with you?

Muc: Your wife

Mreps: :O

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Chin Peng

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Who's this wanker you reckon?

Muc: That right there name's Chin Peng, head of the Malaysian Communist Party during the time of Christmas Past

Mreps: That's that guy eh? I heard the golog's been exiled and now wants to simmey back to Malaysia to die

Muc: You heard right Mreps, and quite a pickle this has been for the whole country on the decision of stand stone

Mreps: Do you think he should be allowed back here?

Muc: Before I answer that question which credents the analogy of what's not and what's what, answer this: If Hitler was found to be alive this whole time (hiding in Brazil he is) and then decides to simmey back to Germany, do you think the public will let him to that?

Mreps: He'll get tried by the Jews for sure and put to hang!

Muc: If James II were to return to England after the events of the Glorious Revolution asking to be laid to rest in the stones of fore and tell, do you think Parliament would let him?

Mreps: He'll be put to the stand and have his head lobbed off just like his father Charles II!

Muc: Exactly that! But there are some perpetually secounded retards out there that digress and ascertain that why can't Chin Peng be forgiven like Germany and Japan?

Mreps: Bunch of perpetually secounded wankers they are! Germany and Japan were forgiven because of the change in governments (having puppet governments installed) and change of leadership and over time have grown to reflect the type of country the West would want (in this case, U.S.A) . Chin Peng is a statuated man, and as an individual he carries the responsibility of the leader of his guerrilla organisation and will forever carry the heavy desities for the evil he has done. A country cannot carry the responsibilities committed by the scoundrel that inhabited and defiled her. Therefore, to those that give the reason of Germany and Japan, fuck off you low life buggers!

Muc: Getting a little heated there Mreps. How about a cup of little miss muppet sat on a truffet and had a galloy of two?

Mreps: Just can't stand idiocracy Muc

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Assassins Creed 2

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Mreps: Buona giornata da tu Muc

Muc: Buona giornata da tu Mreps

Mreps: Dammi sempre il bacio della buonanotte

Muc: L'amore vince sempre

Mreps: La moglie e'la chiave di casa

Muc: La ricchezza del mio cuore è infinita come il mare, così profondo il mio amore... più te ne do, più ne ho, perché entrambi sono infiniti

Mreps: Che l'amore è tutto è tutto cio' che sappiamo dell'amore

Muc: Siamo tutti angeli con una sola ala, possiamo volare solo se ci abbracciamo l'uno con l'altro

Mreps: Sogni sono le pietre di paragone del nostro carattere

Muc: Amare non è guardarsi l'un l'altro, ma guardare insieme nella stessa direzione

Mreps: Se vuoi amarmi, per null’altro sia se non che per amore

Muc: Ti amo tesoro mio

Mreps: Ama, ridi, sogna - e vai dormire

Muc: Bacco, tabacco e Venere riducono l'uomo in cenere

Mreps: Dubita che le stelle siano fuoco... dubita che il sole si muova... dubita che la verità sia mentitrice... ma non dubitare mai del mio amore

Muc: Io ho occhi solo per te

Mreps: Se vuoi amarmi, per null’altro sia se non che per amore

Muc: Io v sesso fam poss'a moglie

Mreps: S'birciatas

Muc: Cogliones

Mreps and Muc Entering the Music Biz

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy composing a song Muc?

Muc: Why not, as the day lies transitioned upon the winter module of summer

Mreps: Let us call this song 'If I Could Change the World'

Muc: And lets begin

Mresp: If I could rule the world

Muc: If he could rule the world

Mreps: I'll flood the world with spaghetti sauce

Muc: Just to show whose boss

Mreps: Kill all the non-believers, the one's who don't acknowledge my facist ruuu-u-u-le

Muc: We'll even brainwash the kids, genetically engineered soldiers in my schoo-oo-oo-ls

Mreps: Have them fight for our cause

Muc: The cause to skin alive Kate Moss

Mreps: They'll hunt down all those retarded bastards

Muc: Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers

Mreps: I'll change the global anthem to, Manowar's 'Die For Metal'

Muc: And that would increase the productivity of a kettle!

Mreps: *Slaps face* By golly right you are

Muc: Righter than a Mustang car

Mreps: I'll force Scarlett Johansson to be my wi-i-i-fe

Muc: Being with me she'll live a better li-i-i-fe

Mresp: Than in agony and strife with Ryan Reynolds

Muc: I'll be the tyrant and have a trophy wife by my side

Muc: And together we can rain down the opposition with our machine gun raining kiiiii-i-tes

Mreps: Oh what joy would it be to rule the world

Muc: Having buttsex with as many many girls

Mreps: Ohhhh whaaaaaaat joooooooy it would be to ruuuuuuule the wooooooooooooooooooorld!

Muc: Buttsex!

Mreps: End of song. What do you think of that Muc?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss the 2009 Quantitative Measures Exam

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Back from our holiday from the Ukraine I would say

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: What would that graph above our imaginary lines be? If you would not mind telling mind

Muc: Yes I would mind telling you and the graph above is known to be a normal distribution curve which represents quite a shingdiggy point in QM as I am told by the Lords of Numbers himself

Mreps: How was the so called exam in the term of lightened abreviation

Muc: A fascinating induction that foresees many terminological benefits

Mreps: HD?

Muc: Possible but in the course of the exam, Haikal faced quite a junction of difficulties that he shingdiggy did not expect to find

Mreps: An enlightenment would be needed thank you very much

Muc: Such is. For example a question that reads; does the sample need to be normally distributed? Explain

Mreps: That wasn't even in the past year question I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: What was his answer towards that concoction?

Muc: In a dash of murkberry; 'Yes, because we are using standard deviation'

Mreps: I heard he had some problems grabbing the chicken wing of question 1 is what I heard

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Confused he was by the trickery of the devil's numbers

Muc: Didn't know if it should be compounded monthly for the 6 months only or the whole year. Luckily he got that right

Mreps: Another lucky thing he had with the 98% z-score which equals 2.33

Muc: Right, right. Wrote it down on his hand he did

Mreps: As far as the cuckaroo speaks, the trickey of the devils numbers grew inist the growth of Question 3 finding if the production time or paper resources had been exhausted

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Inist the trickery of the devil, comfort was found in questions 2, 5 and 6 with very little promelomane within the confines of question 4 except for a certain something that escaped the mind frame...

Muc: And what exactly was missed?

Mreps: Instead of writing skewed to the right, Haikal wrote skewed to the left threatening his existence of plain

Muc: Pity that I should. A missed opportunity it was. Lifeless it is talking about a test

Mreps: Absolutely right you are there Muc. How should we end this shindiggy?

Muc: I'll end it I suppose with a state of mais that transcends the bowels of anal

Mreps: No, allow me for that is my stated forte within my resume

Muc: And that allowacation is there

Mreps: Guess what?

Muc: What?

Mreps: Chicken butt!

Muc: ...

Mreps: ...

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Present: Dr. Etabrutsam Discusses Haikal's Dreams (Final))

Dr. Etabrutsam: As the situation calls for such a mind, a mind like mine in deciphering dreams, dreams of such vivid discolouration which enuantisticates the expertise of a mind like mine

Haikal: So it seems Doctor

Dr. Etabrutsam: This session will be a short Q&A of all the recurring elements in your dreams that you have been having for the past years of life. The floor is yours

Haikal: I dream sometimes that I'm using guns to vanquish my foes. But all of a sudden the guns shoot out bullets that have no effect on my enemies or I keep missing my target or the guns disappear and I'm just shooting nothing

Dr. Etabrutsam: This is your mind telling you that guns to you are not the most important tool in commandeering an iron steel over your enemies. This is your mind telling you that you will develop powers beyond your wildest imaginations that you can then use to destroy and crush anyone and anybody that stands in your way for world domination. You will have the power of a God

Haikal: I also have this dreams when I'm running from something and I always seem to move in slow motion or keep falling down

Dr. Etabrutsam: In Romanian culture, that means that you are running away from your destiny but cannot do so. That destiny is to become ruler of the Universe alongside your Titans

Haikal: There's this other dreams where I'm stuck in this shopping mall. The shopping mall always varies but the one thing they have in common are the elevators that look to be steep

Dr. Etabrutsam: This seems to be a prediction that the shopping mall represents a Frostfurtam, a demon from Norse mythology in which you will battle. The winner is not known and only the skills of one other would tell

Haikal: A fitting end to a fitting week

Dr. Etabrutsam: And now I embark to wherever my expertise of a mind like mine is needed

Mreps and Muc Presents: Dr. Etabrutsam Discuss Haikal's Dreams (Pt. 3)

Dr. Etabrutsam: As the situation calls for such a mind, a mind like mine in deciphering your dreams, dreams of such vivid discolouration which enuantisticates the expertise of a mind like mine

Haikal: So it seems Doctor

Dr. Etabrutsam: And which dream requires the sudden terminology that my work defines as such?

Haikal: I had this particular one during the weekend. This one girl I'm in love with, I had a dream about her. In the dream she had something of amnesia. But it wasn't the sort of amnesia like she forgot her name or identity or everything, it was just me she forgot about. She couldn't remember me at all no matter how hard I tried to remind her of me. It was just me she couldn't remember.

Dr. Etabrutsam: In the books of Popol Vuh as exemplified in Mayan Mythology, the state in which a person is described to have forgotten about a particular someone entirely represents the heart of Xbalanque. If we were to apply it to your case, this girl in your dream. She is considered to be a fragment of your imagination. She isn't real. You have told me about this girl before in our previous sessions (which were not documented in this blog) and I can deduce that no such girl as perfect as her should ever exist. The reason you fell in love with her is entirely because she would be the kind of girl that you would fall for. You created her from the pit of your imagination to embody the type of girl that you will hope to have. I had my suspicions before but this dream proves my suspicions to be correct.

Haikal: Illuminous

Dr. Etabrutsam: Illuminous indeed

Haikal: And to the next time I suppose. Our final discussion on dreams

Dr. Etabrutsam: And to the next and final time we will

Mreps and Muc Present: Dr. Etabrutsam Discusses Haikal's Dreams (Pt.2)

Dr. Etabrutsam: As th situation calls for such a mind, a mind like mine in deciphering your dreams, dreams of such vivid discolouration which enuntisticates the experise of a mind like mine

Haikal: So it seems Doctor

Dr. Etabrutsam: Which dream would you like to have deciphered?

Haikal: This one particular one I suppose. It starts with me as Robin but I'm not with Batman. I'm with the Teen Titans and I'm doing this one mission where I have to get this bomb out of the city. The bomb detonates and I die with the city, although that was only s simulation and I find myself still alive. However I feel dissatisfied about it cause I could do it last time. My friend Cyborg comes along and tells me I'm going soft and sends me to prison to toughen me up. In prison, I'm in this tournament where I'm beating the other contestant and mostly just pwning everyone until I come across this big fat guy in the next round to which I decide to take up my bazooka at my weapon catche in the woods but I see this people shuffling about in the forests when I get there. Following a news report I find that infected dragonflies have started to latch onto peoples heads and thus turn them into zombies. Upon hearing this news, I got my weapons and headed to the town to protect it from the invasion. Along the way I come across a bridge where I meet these two people who have become infected but haven't turned yet. One was debating on how good it is to be a human and the other how good it is to be part of the hive. I killed both and moved on. On the bridge I found a car that I could use to head to the town; a Ford Mustang. Using the Mustang, I proceeded to the town and past the first toll. Not being an idiot I rammed through the toll although there were notifications on the toll to not ram through with serious repercussions. The police were there but didn't arrest me so I moved on. Before getting to the second toll, my friend Ridzuan comes along with his new Audi sports car and asked me to race him. We got to the second toll and jumped a ramp. After that, I didn't see him again and I assumed he died. A random moment happened: a cop in a bicycle jumped the ramp and crashed. Random. So I'm there in the town already and got out of the car to look for my girlfriend. It turns out my girlfriend in the dream is Denise Richards and she told me she didn't love me anymore cause she turned lesbian. WTF! Ignoring that I proceeded to defend the town but my guns all turned into nerf guns and this computer geek approached me and asked me how was my vacation. That was the end.

Dr. Etabrutsam: This dream embodies an epic journey that you are going to take soon in the future and you will emerge from the ashes a hero. Your friend Ridzwan plans to betray you and has plans to do so this very instant. This 'race' foresees your fight with him with you as the victor. The zombies represent the product of front communication with the basis of formation in the heart of control. Hence the explanation of a 'hive mind'. Your character of Robin and his failure in the beginning embodies your failure at the beginning of your journey but do not fret as this is just the negativity factors at the beginning of every epic journey. Robin can mean 'Pfulemon' in Greek which means that a serious statement will arise in your starting point of any journey as we see in the legend of Apollo and Ares. Denise Richards represents your future girlfriend (who may or may not be Denise Richards) who will indeed turn lesbian in which you can engage in a threesome with her girlfriend and her. The random moment is indeed just that.

Haikal: And to next time I suppose

Dr. Etabrutsam: And to next time we will

Mreps and Muc Present: Dr. Etabrutsam Discusses Haikal's Dreams (Pt.1)

Dr. Etabrutsam: As the situation calls for such a mind, a mind like mine in deciphering your dreams, dreams of such vivid discolouration which enuntisticates the expertise of a mind like mine

Haikal: So it seems doctor

Dr. Etabrutsam: Let us start with the most recent discoloured dream that you have created within your system

Haikal: You know that movie Inglourious Basterds? Well, this dream was sort of like that but without the Basterds or Shosanna and the like. It was just about assassinating Hitler and my brother and I were the Basterds. There was no Aldo Raine or Donowitz. Just my brother and me and we were on a mission to assassinate Hitler. So we arrived at Hitler's mansion and my camera view went FPS style with the surroundings being reminiscent of the recent Wolfenstein game. We killed the guards and proceeded towards infiltrating the mansion and thats when my camera view went back to a third-person view point. In the mansion, we discovered that although it was big from the outside, it was small as fuck in comparison on the inside. And after making our way upstairs, we encountered Hitler's guard dogs that looked like badass motherfuckers from hell. I can't remember what happened but we beat the dogs and along the way I met some cats in which I conversed with them and we were embroiled in a discussion of such. Can't remember the conversation though. Finally I arrived in Hitler's room by myself and had to fight Hitler's right hand man who took me on with a fork. As unusual it would seem, I had some trouble fighting off a man with a..er..fork. Thats when my brother arrived with the baseball bat that the Bear Jew used in Inglourious Basterds and beat the shit out of the fork guy. So there we was with just Hitler and the fuckers begging for mercy. I pushed him out of the window and he fell to his death. He fell head first and I can vividly remember seeing his head explode as it hit the ground. That was it. What does it all mean Doc?

Dr. Etabrutsam: In the face of it all, this dream offers a prediction, a prediction that tells of a story, a story to furemarate into the realm of your desire. Hitler represents the fascist government which is quite obvious and you represent the resistance against that fascist movement. In the future of your desire, the country in which you reside body and soul as of now will be undertaken and overruled into a fascist structure and it is up to you, as the dream foresees to take up the role of the liberator. But what would become of your country once the fascist government is overthrown? You would replace that government and rule it as supreme dictator. An absolute power with limitless control. And how do I know of this exactly? An this will be exactly how I will state my answer. Your fight against the dogs for example. In Greek culture, total control is non-existent and reserved for the Gods but the only way for one to gain total control is if one fights the dog of the Underworld, Cerberus and through your description of your dream, the dogs can only mean Cerberus. And as foretold through the vase of Herphorus, the man who fights Cerberus is destined to be supreme ruler of the sand and soil he stands. That man is you with your brother as your right hand man.

Haikal: But what about the cats I talked to? Did that mean anything?

Dr. Etabrutsam: Those cats represent your guidance in your time as ruler. They act as your advisors or ministers who will at times offer advice on your reign.

Haikal: And to next time I suppose

Dr. Etabrutsam: And to next time we will

Special Guest Star Appearance

Haikal here writing for the first time since this blog was created.

As the title suggests, the Amazing Monologue of Mreps and Muc will feature a special guest star; dream analysis Dr. Etabrutsam who will appear for the following week (or two weeks) to analyse the weird dreams I've been having or had over the years.

Mreps and Muc are currently on vacation in their homeland Ukraine. If you wish to forward your problems please to so at the following contact number: 3102498390842394

Mreps: We're not on vacation yet you deuce

Muc: Right what he said

Haikal: My apologies

Mreps: Can't the ball run where the beach may lie?

Muc: I have something to add

Mreps: Whats that me droog?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Nothing

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Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Dolph Lundgren

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Dolph Lundgren that guy is

Muc: Famous for his role as Ivan Drago in Rocky IV and He-Man in the Masters of the Universe he is

Mreps: That makes him an action star does it not?

Muc: Quite right but hear this my droog

Mreps: Whats that Muc?

Muc: 6 foot 5, Lundgren graduated from the Royal Institute of Technology and later got a Masters in Chemical Engineering from the University if Sydney. He was later awarded a full scholarship to pursue his education at MIT but turned it down to pursue a career in acting. He is fluent in Swedish, German, English, French and Spanish but less fluent in Italian and Japanese

Mreps: Quite an achievement there..

Muc: Lundgren studied fencing, boxing, judo, goju-ryu and taekwando but is quite a master in Kyokusin karate having a 3rd Degree Black Belt and has won the European Championship in Kyokusin in 1980 and 1981 as well as the heavyweight tournament in Australia in 1982

Mreps: Anything else to add?

Muc: Lundgren possesses a genius IQ of 160

Mreps: Not bad for an action movie star indeed

Muc: Shall I tell the audience?

Mreps: Not yet. Best we save it for our next discussion but it would be deemed satisfactory to inform the public about our next piece

Muc: Next we shall discuss 'The Expendables' on top of a pot of claymore iron I reckon

Mreps: Action movie of 2010 that is

Muc: Anything else to add my misappropriately deformed denizen of Ukraine?

Mreps: I'm gay for Lundgren

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Cinema Retardation

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Explain what Haikal did yesterday if you must

Muc: Went to the viddy station for Inglourious Basterds he did

Mreps: Pray do tell me Muc what it means by cinema retardation?

Muc: A symtosis behaviour exhibited by an infliction of grosteque proportions manifested by an according weight of melancholy gibberish started at the end of the line beginning with the start

Mreps: In other words if you please

Muc: Bloody viddy station had no sound at one part

Mreps: Bloody hell

Muc: Watched an entire scene with no sound is blood right I reckon. And the droogies missed out on a great quote by Michael Fassbender

Mreps: Guns fired with no sound and people screaming with no scream, is that right?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Cinema retardation?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Still a fun affair I suppose that Haikal had with you know who

Muc: Hohohoho

Mreps: Hohohoho

Muc: Thous ist not klein downsit

Mreps: The chicken had a thing for the cow

Muc: And thus the cow laid an egg fit for a horse's anus

Mreps: What do you mean by that my fellow Muc?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss John Travolta

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Exclamation mark

Muc: Question mark

Mreps: Now I know he looks like a fat fucker, well...he is a fat fucker

Muc: Quote from Snatch is that not

Mreps: Right, right, from the fight

Muc: Mickey's first fight it was

Mreps: John Travolta knows of us oh know' a know

Muc: The first Travolta was an imposter he was only to be beset by the real John Travolta who replied threats with his dildo

Mreps: Could we expand to Hollywood I reckon?

Muc: If the cards are played right and the hooks are played left

Mreps: Star in our own show we would

Muc: Definately oh know' a know

Mreps: Chimney residue!

Muc: Where! Where!

Mreps: On top of the chimney

Muc: Where! Where!

Mreps: The chimney Santa Claus chums down I reckon

Muc: John Travolta could play Santa Claus I reckon

Mreps: Fit the role he would

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Santa Claus with a fetish for Grandma porn he would

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Baking powder with a dash of celery

Muc: That would make a fine delightful dish that would

Mreps: What are you talking about oh know' a know?

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss America's Next Top Model

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a viddy of America's Next Top Model?

Muc: En amour, ecrire est dangereux, sans compter que c'est inutile

Mreps: Si tu m'aimas, et si je'taimais, comme je t'aimerais

Muc: L'on est bien faible quand on est amoureux

Mreps: Je vois la vie en rose

Muc: Each episode has a very special end. A very special end indeed

Mreps: What do you mean oh mean' a mean

Muc: The guy with the golden funny hair says; 'Your fired' in a funny delightful way oh mean' a mean

Mreps: What you are describing oh mean' a mean is the Apprentice

Muc: It is not America's Next Top Model?

Mreps: Sorry to say so but it is not indeed America's Next Top Model

Muc: You are implying that I made a mistake and therefore stating that I am in terms of stupid?

Mreps: No, no oh mean' a mean. I am merely pointing out and did not mean to intend to insult you oh mean' a mean

Muc: What is America's Next Top Model pray do tell?

Mreps: I was hoping you would answer to that

Muc: America's Next Top Model is a reality television show in which a number of women compete for the title America's Next Top Model and a chance to start their career in the modeling industry (Banks, 2003)

Mreps: Makes no sense to me

Muc: As do I oh mean' a mean

Mreps: Fancy a viddy of Girl's Gone Wild?

Muc: Et tu brutus!!

Mreps: ....

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Borderlands

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a co-op game of Borderland?

Muc: That game with a stated number of 17750000 guns?

Mreps: The very one thank you very much

Muc: I have a Berserker Lvl. 18

Mreps: And I a Hunter Lvl. 16

Muc: What have a thought be if a thought don't

Mreps: The chicken has laid the egg of brilliance

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Here's a case, a case I have found

Muc: Open it, open it

Mreps: A Dahl GGN9 Sniper Rifle

Muc: BONER!!

Mreps: BONER!!

Muc: One is found, 17749999 to go

Mreps: I needeth one with elemental bullets of fire

Muc: Be grateful for what you have and not want more that what is present

Mreps: How would I become more than I am if one does not chase after something more than what one would want?

Muc: That is what makes us human and human we shall be to chase after the most desired height of appostromus

Mreps: To be human is to be of most corrupt and evil of sense

Muc: And to not be human would be hollow and without purpose in life

Mreps: I am confused, was I not crusading the cause of being human or are you?

Muc: Like that Pokemon Butterfree, confusion I have been laid by

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Pokemon

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Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy a game of Pokemon?

Muc: Akin to a cereal of Honey Stars with a dash of burble murble it is

Mreps: Haikal used to play Pokemon he did

Muc: In and out of the poke ball they came

Mreps: Finished Pokemon Yellow version 14 times I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Best childhood ever I would presume

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: A bald fucker that would be

Muc: Which bald fucker might you be discussing oh friend of mine

Mreps: A bald fucker in my dreams I reckon

Muc: Baldy bald man

Mreps: If God were to make Pokemon real, how different would you reckon our life to be?

Muc: Fuck machines

Mreps: Fuck machines you say?

Muc: Fuck machines

Mreps: Fancy a game of Pokemon?

Muc: I get the deck with Charizard

Mreps: No, it is mine and shan't be yours

Muc: I get the deck with Sylvester Stallone

Mreps: No, it is mine and shan't be yours

Muc: ...

Mreps: ...

Muc: I had sex with your wife

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Death

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: To die is not a constraint

Muc: A gift if you will

Mreps: If a pope shits, use it for paint

Muc: Doesn't make sense but still..

Mreps: To talk is to abstain

Muc: To walk is to abreviate

Mreps: They strip you when you die, oh such a shame

Muc: Till death we pay the mortgage rate

Mreps: Till death! Till death!

Muc: Oh, thy pain so sorrow! Like a dagger inist the cloak

Mreps: Its coming, its coming

Muc: Cumshot!

Mreps: Till death! Till death!

Muc: Oh, thy pain so sorrow! Like a dagger inist the cloak

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Stalkers

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here in our little picture Muc?

Muc: Seems like a stalker. Stalkers reach be one

Mreps: Mind telling me what a stalker means Muc?

Muc: Stalking is a term defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and/or harassing of another person. In most cases, the purpose of stalking is to force a relationship with an unwilling or unavailable target. It is a crime of control and power (Crouch, 1998)

Mreps: Haikal was stalked yesterday I believe

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: What kind of stalker would you suggest he had?

Muc: A predatory stalker reach be one

Mreps: Do tell what it means oh fellow jack o'beans

Muc: Predatory stalkers spy on their victim in order to prepare and plan an attack-usually sexually-on the victim (McBriggs, 2004)

Mreps: Very dangerous, very dangerous indeed

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Scared of his anus Haikal should be

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Call the police would you fancy?

Muc: Number doesn't work

Mreps: Reception not there

Muc: I'm put on hold

Mreps: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Muc: Who me?

Mreps: Yes, you

Muc: Could it be?

Mreps: ...

Muc: ...

Mreps: Then who?

Muc: What should we do?

Mreps: Pray do tell

Muc: Internet help!

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Haikal's Law Assignment 2b

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Distinction that would seem I reckon

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Stephen Hawkings never got a Distinction before I reckon

Muc: Makes Haikal a bloody genius it is

Mreps: Stephen Hawkings always got a High as Fucking Hell Distinction I reckon

Muc: Makes Haikal close to a bloody genius it is

Mreps: Fancy a cup of tea?

Muc: Make that a cup of tea with a snippet of wanky hanky pellets

Mreps: Cuts a paper, paper cuts

Muc: Nobody does what must a mutt

Mreps: A high P1 Haikal had in LAW 1 and 2a, very poor, very poor indeed..

Muc: Jolly well done, he has, with a D

Mreps: Jolly well, jolly well

Muc: Whats a tippet of umbrellas if there is no stand?

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Facebook

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Pray do tell Muc, what in a jacked can of beans is Facebook?

Muc: Facebook is a global social networking website that is operated and privately owned by Facebook, Inc. Users can add friends and send them messages, and update their personal profiles to notify friends about themselves (Eldon, 2008).

Mreps: Sounds a bit like masturbating to a jacked can of beans

Muc: Quite right

Mreps: Except one might induce the need to provide a regularatory stance perpetuated towards the idealistic heathen of the birth of civilization which may ironically as it seems contribute to the split of a nation

Muc: Quite right

Mreps: Possible it would seem to hack into Haikal's account and place upon its foundations; "Mreps and Muc are awesome"

Muc: Fuel our vanity you will

Mreps: True, true, but worthwhile it is

Muc: Give it a shot if you must but leave the poor lamb out of the grill

Mreps: Promises have been made and therefore compromised

Muc: Lamb is on the grill

Mreps: And so is the status update

Muc: I see it now but surely you jest that the proportionate value would become directly correlated towards the poor lamb on the grill

Mreps: And thus I clothe my naked villany

Muc: Evil, evil man

Mreps: In the circumstance that besets my own, people will now know of Mreps and Muc being awesome. Some 265 to be exact. And those 265 will go on I would assume to tell another 265 of Mreps and Muc

Muc: And so by the end of the week, the world will know of Mreps and Muc

Mreps: And thus I clothe my naked villany

Muc: Evil, evil man

Mreps: Such is the power beholded by Facebook

Muc: On n'aime que ce qu'on ne possede pas tout entier

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Haikal's Open House

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: What have we here, in our little picture box?

Muc: 15 collective individuals staraphorming into a meagre level migraine of an organism

Mreps: You reckon it was fun?

Muc: Ping pong, arm wrestling, food, movie and the like. Fun it must have been. Why weren't we invited you might fancy a thought would you Mreps

Mreps: We were invited oh delusional friend of mine. We do exists, trapped if you will inside this piece of membrane cage we can call our domain. Where ever Haikal goes, we shalt go where ever

Muc: Like a butter without a knife

Mreps: Without a knife without a butter

Muc: Looks like a gay party if you might reckon

Mreps: A gay party it was until the arrival of a singular female which I might add broke the constructive gayness enveloped within the systems override menu

Muc: I see that bloke in the red/white striped t-shirt. Ain't that Bob over there?

Mreps: I believe it is. I believe it is. Seeing as Bob is a girl, the party could not have been a gay one now could it?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps: Right, right

Muc: Real girl was quite late though

Mreps: Quite late indeed, the last one to arrive I might add

Muc: An intended party for a time of 5; guests arrived at 6:30 with the last being at 8:30

Mreps: Right, right. Normal for Malaysians I suppose. Quite normal indeed

Muc: They say, a jam it was. Blueberry in fact or shalt we say strawberry?

Mreps: Strawberry sounds good with a touch of English tea

Muc: Enchantingly pretty the real girl

Mreps: Enchantingly pretty indeed

Muc: What movie might I say this folks doth watched?

Mreps: By the name of Snatch it was, brilliant piece of filmage

Muc: However..

Mreps: The organism they call Alfred just couldn't keep a tight lid on his mouth during the viddy

Muc: Right, right. Blurting out spoilers and the like

Mreps: Very unprofessional

Muc: Very unprofessional indeed

Mreps: Enchantingly pretty the real girl

Muc: Enchantingly pretty indeed

Mreps: A very fun night I suppose. Right, right?

Muc: Right, right

Mreps and Muc Discuss Bob's Sexuality

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Who's this little bugger right here? How thou doth know?

Muc: A bucket of piss equals a bucket of self esteem, this em Bob he called

Mreps: Gay?

Muc: No doubt

Mreps: A bucket of lady fat equals a bucket of tongue tied twisters, gay he is

Muc: No doubt

Mreps: In a gang of forty thieves, a gay resides in that gang of forty, Bob reach be one. A statement it is that Bob is of the feminine structure where one on the outside may be a man, its whats inside that counts and Bob reach be one

Muc: No doubt. Gays often operate in hidden stanzas, unseen and unheard. It is not an accusation for that would be serious. Merely a statement that is produced upon the soul of Bob

Mreps: Gay?

Muc: No doubt. Bob reach be one

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps and Muc Discuss Introduction

Mreps: Good day to you Muc

Muc: Good day to you Mreps

Mreps: Fancy meeting you here Muc

Muc: Fancy meeting you here Mreps

Mreps: Whats this about you reckon

Muc: Some wanker having a blast creating imaginary conversations I reckon

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits

Mreps: I'm the older brother

Muc: And I'm the older uncle

Mreps: Wankers gone crazy I reckon

Muc: That about sums up our introduction

Mreps: Peeps

Muc: Tits